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Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Hot Yachts Miami welcomes you on board the most luxurious boats on the planet and into the world of the people who sell them. But life as a yacht broker is anything but plain sailing. Get ready for big characters, big deals and even bigger boats!

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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
Hello I would like a yacht made from cocaine

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Vampire Panties posted:

Hello I would like a yacht made from cocaine

Love and business collide in the world of Miami's yacht brokers. Vika's charmed by Nick, despite mentor Katya's warnings. Rival broker Kaile's furious about Vika's dirty tactics, leading to confrontation. Loyalties are tested in the fight to the top.


Yachts!

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


Hacht Yots

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Miami's yacht brokers are still reeling from Vika and Kalie's 'war' of words. Meanwhile tensions spill over in a beach bonding session. Brace yourself for a thrilling ride of ambition, love and ruthless competition in Hot Yachts Miami.

May Jesus bless all of your yachts, and also their nests of yachtlings.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Neon colors at night

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
What's a tasteful yet zesty yacht name

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

redshirt posted:

Neon colors at night

Katya's birthday party - held on a luxury yacht of course - sees the champagne and drama flowing! Nick is under pressure to prove his critics wrong but could a blast from his past put the brakes on his and Vika's blossoming romance?

The yachtlings hunger.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

AEMINAL posted:

What's a tasteful yet zesty yacht name

Epstein Forever II

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I'd watch it, OP, but there has to be over the top bling. Just being blinded by bling bling every time a new scene starts

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
I’m looking for big Miami tiddies, can you tell me where to find big Miami tiddies?

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

redshirt posted:

Epstein Forever II

Nick causes waves in his love life. And with a big industry event to throw to promote his online channel, it's not long before the whole of the yachting industry are bystanders to Nick's brand of drama and chaos.

The seas are ours. These transgressions will not be forgotten.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, OH LAWD

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
the orca attack episode is gonna be dope

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

redshirt posted:

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, OH LAWD

Mixing love and business doesn't work out too well for Mr Yachts, when his ex Tori turns up to his networking event. Dr. Toby finally decides who he wants to trust with his business, but has Vika's hustling paid off?

Are we men? Are we yachts? Little seems certain, yet so much depends.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
Cant wait to crash my yacht. Ive crashed 100% of my yachts. It is a sign of wealth to crash your yacht so i do, bc i am quite wealthy, wealthy from what you might ask well... ehehe... from crasing yachts of course. Crashing yachts directly straight into each other head on. Somrtimes i crash them into a boathouse, sometimes onto a pier. But the main place i crash my yacht? Wherever i want. Its called living the real 305 lifestyle. A life of luxury. Of decadence. Of yacht crashes.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Unkempt posted:

Mixing love and business doesn't work out too well for Mr Yachts, when his ex Tori turns up to his networking event. Dr. Toby finally decides who he wants to trust with his business, but has Vika's hustling paid off?

Are we men? Are we yachts? Little seems certain, yet so much depends.

*Does a line of coke on the sailboat in the neon harbor....

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Have you ever taken a dump on a yacht? Not good, not good at all.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Toxic Mental posted:

Have you ever taken a dump on a yacht? Not good, not good at all.

Yes, several.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Vika's new man needs a day charter: it's against company rules but she can't refuse. Boss Katya finds out and is horrified. Juno hosts a dinner to showcase his latest listing but with so much tension between the brokers, it is sure to end in tears.

The yachts themselves are largely indifferent.

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

After prepping the veggies for tomorrow's breakfast I hang my hat on the back of the galley door before softly closing it behind me.
The quiet sounds of controlled breathing emanate from my snorkel, and the plap-plap of my be-flippered feet echo in the birthing berth as I approach the yachtling nest.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Hot Yatchchi Machi!

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