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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

So I got a bill from the IRS recently even though I was sure I'd filled everything out properly. I went and talked to a lawyer about it and, as awkward as this is we've all been posting together long enough to be common law married.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Can you get alimony if you get common law divorced

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I never loved you

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Who are you people and why are you in my living room

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Alright but no foot stuff.

Wait how well off is this house?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I brought hamily

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Speaking as someone who constantly owes the IRS, you're about to have another four year grace period.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
You shouldn't file taxes if you don't live in America cuz gently caress America.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I’m writing you all off as deductions.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Thicker than water, eh?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I'm independent. You can't claim me. I don't need you. Not anymore.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

redshirt posted:

Thicker than water, eh?

You know the actual quote was "Cum is thicker than vitamin water."

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

redshirt posted:

Thicker than water, eh?

many goons fit this description

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I already told you OP, I'm claiming our kid as my dependent.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The Management posted:

I never loved you

Why must you always say such hurtful things?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*Sighs....

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

The Management posted:

I never loved you

You're adopted.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I will smack you all up if you make me. Please don't.

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


These meetings always end in tears, every single one of them.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i don't recognize marriage outside a joinder

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

Instead, say "Fuck it."
That's your answer for everything.
It is the way of the Dude.
But I wanna keep living in sin

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

As the eldest of us I just want you all to know I don't care about any of it, thanks.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

I'm not going to stop getting stoned, and you can't make me

you're not even my real dad

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


dont make me turn this thread around, we'll go right back to 1999.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ok. It is time for everyone to venmo me my allowance.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Aesop Poprock posted:

Can you get alimony if you get common law divorced

I have and will again

Tao of the Machine
Sep 24, 2024
Can we get a cat?

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

LOL

Stunt-Puffin fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Nov 6, 2024

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Ok. It is time for everyone to venmo me my allowance.

Jesus Billy just try and keep out of jail, OK?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Hey, I'm just stepping out for a bit to get some milk...

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




You're not my real dad!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Kids don't even vape these days what the gently caress

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


SniperWoreConverse posted:

Kids don't even vape these days what the gently caress

Why would you vape when there's zyn? Go back to bed grampa

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
This will probably be GBS's last Christmas with us, so be extra nice.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm divorcing Pencilhands. they can keep the anime pillows.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I'm leaving for a week on "business" to see the family in Shreveport that gets all the good Christmas presents

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I just want to let you all know I've fully embraced the position of "Crazy Uncle". Please lower your expectations accordingly.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

my posting pals sucked me off?!?!?!?!

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hey, can you put up a clarifying subtitle, stating that the thread title has nothing to do with The Shield?

:negative:

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