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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What's a stereotypical "old person" thing that you do now?
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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

PoY0
I read mary worth every day

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

pencilhands posted:

I read mary worth every day

lol where do you read Mary Worth? I'd ready a daily Mary Worth.

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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

PoY0

redshirt posted:

lol where do you read Mary Worth? I'd ready a daily Mary Worth.

comicskingdom.com

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

pencilhands posted:

comicskingdom.com

Sorry that's not my daily newspaper.

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

pencilhands posted:

comicskingdom.com

Reading a website is the opposite of old person things, voting 1

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 Like I enjoy the Sunday Family Circus to see what that rascal Billy is up to.

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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Grunt when I stand up, bend over, etc.

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





 posting on somethingawful.com

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 big into GILFs now

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garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

 i poo poo my pants and use ethnic slurs in public without a second thought

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biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
I'm over here breathing like Tony Soprano every time I stand up.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 "Another successful pencilhands thread!"

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
being t i i i i i red (of your poo poo!)

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 These old people today don't even know WW2. Know one does. I'm the old person!

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The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
I take a walk with my wife when i get home from work. Its only 2 laps around the park because we dont want to miss jeopardy

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X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

Instead, say "Fuck it."
That's your answer for everything.
It is the way of the Dude.
I am often confused

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


 i dero grunt when i stand up these days

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
I’m constantly sick of the poo poo.

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The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


 Farting all night in my recliner

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

 MASH reruns on MeTV.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 Read this and know the truth: You are literally only as old as you choose to feel

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

redshirt posted:

lol where do you read Mary Worth? I'd ready a daily Mary Worth.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4050878

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/millennials-older-person-boomers_n_66bf8030e4b032c8a5be643a/amp

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

redshirt posted:

Read this and know the truth: You are literally only as old as you choose to feel

This also applies to blood pressure

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killawatt
May 26, 2021

deoju posted:

Grunt when I stand up, bend over, etc.

this, but it's more of a "hoik" kind of noise.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Snowy posted:

This also applies to blood pressure

Not really, no.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 Leave several hours early for drives to places.

Show up half an hour early for appointments.

Complain about people being too loud.

Get heartburn if I even touch candy.

Go on unsolicited rants about vacuum tubes and repairing VCRs.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i've been old since i was born, OP *heavy sigh*

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 Arguing with AI chatbots.

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Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


 My knee hurts cause I sat differently than usual

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PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here
Stand in the front yard and glare at things.

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Paying2Lurk
Sep 15, 2023

Tackle reality head-on.
Never stop livin'.

Ralph Crammed In posted:

My knee hurts cause I sat differently than usual

My neck hurts because I fell asleep reading in bed.

Also, reading in bed.

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nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
I don't worry about how far my socks are pulled up. I also don't worry about what people think of my socks.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
My first reaction to anything new is a blend of disinterest and suspicion.

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Backup cameras are for quitters

Why the hell does my car have a giant touchscreen

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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
QR codes for menus. :argh:

I'm with the boomers on that one.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 all my bones hurt and i probably have psoriatic arthritis

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮
I don't trust the Cloud, which is why I bought a 512 GB iPad.

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biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

Edward Mass posted:

I don't trust the Cloud, which is why I bought a 512 GB iPad.
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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

i'm OBSESSED with quibbling over minutiae!!!!!!!!
i tell younger people they should accept less while demanding more for myself and get away with it

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