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Your new life awaits you in The Jovian System! Jobs abound - Space Welder, Breakfast Cook, Rocket Accountant - and so many more Sign up today and begin your new life in The Jovian System! 10 year contracts are available now!
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redshirt posted:Your new life awaits you in The Jovian System! Are you in need of a package handler? I've been training to handle packages seasonally.
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Nov 6, 2024 22:32
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Anderson Koopa posted:Are you in need of a package handler? I've been training to handle packages seasonally. We, in fact, are in need of another Research Masturbationist. The last one, uh, heh, well, it’s a long story but let’s just say he’ll be winning that Nobel posthumously.
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Nov 6, 2024 22:43
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i’ve got a decade of experience working the line at the DSF, but no experience in zero G. done plenty of work upside down, if that counts for anything
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Nov 6, 2024 22:47
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:We, in fact, are in need of another Research Masturbationist. The last one, uh, heh, well, it’s a long story but let’s just say he’ll be winning that Nobel posthumously. Well, I'd like submit my application if you catch my drift.
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Nov 6, 2024 22:53
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Anderson Koopa posted:Are you in need of a package handler? I've been training to handle packages seasonally. Package Handlers are highly sought after!
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Nov 6, 2024 22:58
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i dunno i've been hearing good things about the Offworld Colonies OP
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Nov 6, 2024 22:59
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Say wasn't there a previous settlement on Callisto? Where they at? Edit: Mozi posted:i dunno i've been hearing good things about the Offworld Colonies OP Can't be any worse than Earth!
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Nov 6, 2024 23:03
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MakaVillian posted:Say wasn't there a previous settlement on Callisto? Where they at? Nope! You are definitely mistaken, friend! There have absolutely been NO previous settlements on Callisto, and I’d advise you to keep your voice down lest they hear you insinuating such obvious falsehoods.
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Nov 6, 2024 23:05
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Mozi posted:i dunno i've been hearing good things about the Offworld Colonies OP Well, with Callisto as your base there are jobs in the trojan asteroid belt just for starters!
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Nov 6, 2024 23:07
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i'm more of a magnum XL asteroid belt man myself tbh
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Nov 6, 2024 23:11
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MakaVillian posted:Say wasn't there a previous settlement on Callisto? Where they at? That small startup colony in the active volcano?
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Nov 6, 2024 23:14
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whose president on callisto 
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Nov 6, 2024 23:16
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Come, find me...find my body...on Callisto
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Nov 6, 2024 23:23
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Smugworth posted:whose president on callisto The sovereign space of The Jovian System is without dispute
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Nov 6, 2024 23:25
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Smugworth posted:whose president on callisto Elon Musk’s uploaded consciousness and it’s freaking EPIC 
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Nov 6, 2024 23:26
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  y-yes plz
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Nov 6, 2024 23:30
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Do you have any experience in HVAC?
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Nov 6, 2024 23:59
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can i grow space weed?
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Nov 7, 2024 00:00
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My Spirit Otter posted:can i grow space weed? Can you? Sky is the limit!
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Nov 7, 2024 00:01
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everybody must get callistoned
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Nov 7, 2024 00:02
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ok, so im cool to make space meth as well?
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Nov 7, 2024 00:02
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Sorry, buddy. I already bought a timeshare on Mars
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Nov 7, 2024 00:04
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I suppose I can take on another archivist contract, after all, my three year contract on Ganymede went better than expected. The last two months of the contract...well, I'm still trying to figure out how best to write my report. Strange things happened there. Callisto can't be worse, right?
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Nov 7, 2024 00:06
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Rags to Liches posted:I suppose I can take on another archivist contract, after all, my three year contract on Ganymede went better than expected. We all had it tough during the war.
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Nov 7, 2024 00:08
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Can I make and sell siege crossbows and coffee? Wanna have a shop called The Callisto Ballista Baristo.
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Nov 7, 2024 00:10
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Rags to Liches posted:I suppose I can take on another archivist contract, after all, my three year contract on Ganymede went better than expected. Yup, nothing to worry about on ol’ Callisto, that’s for sure. Just a perfectly normal moon with nothing going on. Definitely NO Horde or sentient Goo or anything like that. Perfectly safe.
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Nov 7, 2024 00:10
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Yup, nothing to worry about on ol’ Callisto, that’s for sure. Just a perfectly normal moon with nothing going on. Definitely NO Horde or sentient Goo or anything like that. Perfectly safe. You secure that poo poo OP.
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Nov 7, 2024 00:12
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I cut my space weed with a little rocket fuel so it keeps me going while I catch a space buzz
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Nov 7, 2024 00:12
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I call it rocket weed
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Nov 7, 2024 00:13
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redshirt posted:Do you have any experience in HVAC? I can suck and blow
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Nov 7, 2024 00:13
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redshirt posted:You secure that poo poo OP. You got it Cap’n, er, I mean, uh, guy I’ve never met before.
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Nov 7, 2024 00:14
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N. Senada posted:I can suck and blow You’re hired. When can you start?
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Nov 7, 2024 00:14
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Phy posted:Can I make and sell siege crossbows and coffee? Wanna have a shop called The Callisto Ballista Baristo. Your avatar's presence in this thread is really funny to me, lol.
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Nov 7, 2024 00:15
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You got it Cap’n, er, I mean, uh, guy I’ve never met before. *GOT MY EYE ON YOU CADET
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Nov 7, 2024 00:16
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Smugworth posted:I cut my space weed with a little rocket fuel so it keeps me going while I catch a space buzz see, i make my meth withit, that way you dont waste as much lighter fluid to heat up your meth soyou can save money on lighters and buy more of my meth
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Nov 7, 2024 00:17
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Just spitballing here but what if you had a little rocket weed with your space meth? I bet that would make the 4 year journey go by real fast.
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Nov 7, 2024 00:19
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Anderson Koopa posted:Your avatar's presence in this thread is really funny to me, lol. Hey dogg just because I'm from Zeta Reticuli doesn't mean I can't sling a decent cup of joe From a mangonel
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Nov 7, 2024 00:19
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Phy posted:Hey dogg just because I'm from Zeta Reticuli doesn't mean I can't sling a cup of joe No, no, I'm the inclusive type that enjoys all cultures. *High speed caffeine delivery system* -Why didn't we think of that?
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Phy posted:Can I make and sell siege crossbows and coffee? Wanna have a shop called The Callisto Ballista Baristo. ..You can, but do you think anyone is going to go for that nerd poo poo?
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