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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Now that trjmps president I plan to move to Manitoba and life out my days voting down ballot NDP

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




someone please tell me what i need to know for the civics and history quiz, bullet points only

Hyzenth1ay
Oct 24, 2008
Canada is 1.2m usd. England is 2m usd. NL is only about 25k.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I'm not going to Canada, they play football weird and only have one NBA team.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Hyzenth1ay posted:

Canada is 1.2m usd. England is 2m usd. NL is only about 25k.

what is that? is that how many dicks one has to suck to get in?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bad Purchase posted:

someone please tell me what i need to know for the civics and history quiz, bullet points only

There are the Roughriders, and the Roughriders...

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I’m willing to move way up to the frozen north as long as they’ve got a fast internet connection

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Management posted:

I’m willing to move way up to the frozen north as long as they’ve got a fast internet connection

They don't

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

redshirt posted:

They don't

Okay then, I’m gonna need a sled, a team of moose, and a giant spindle of fiber optic cable.

Diamond Dallas Page
Nov 17, 2017

og brogi

Bad Purchase posted:

someone please tell me what i need to know for the civics and history quiz, bullet points only

Look up Canadian heritage minutes on YouTube and you'll be good to go

Diamond Dallas Page
Nov 17, 2017

og brogi
for the love of God dontcha put it in your mouth if you don't know what it is

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

America's hat? Lol

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

PoY0
Serious question, are they cool with people moving up to the frozen wasteland provinces like NWT if you just get a job? I can’t imagine they’re picky up there but who knows

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Alberta has no rats.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I've already been a hockey player for most of my life does that get me Canadian citizenship?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I think Canada already has enough useless people so I’ll probably just stay here instead

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




https://www.canada.ca/en/immigration-refugees-citizenship/services/immigrate-canada.html

Diamond Dallas Page
Nov 17, 2017

og brogi
Canada is going to do the same poo poo very shortly anyway. North America was a mistake

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I filled out my application. I got an A.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Hyzenth1ay posted:

Canada is 1.2m usd. England is 2m usd. NL is only about 25k.

Rich rats leaving the poor to die, good thing you got your money's worth out of their labour first

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





Strategic Tea posted:

Rich rats leaving the poor to die, good thing you got your money's worth out of their labour first

jealous?

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I'm not American, there's nowhere I could flee that's not either the same as where I live or an authoritarian hotel for rich people

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





ya’ll don’t let too many of them americans in now, or you’re gonna wake up one day all trying to figure out why everything turned into alberta

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
Just walk across the border, impersonate a Canadian by being more polite, and hope no one notices you're secretly American.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

My father is from Niagara Falls, Ontario so I have an instant in. I’ll just need Canada to acquire some Caribbean territory so I can continue to live in the tropical heat.

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

redshirt posted:

They don't

1 gigabit fiber too slow for you?

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Strategic Tea posted:

Rich rats leaving the poor to die, good thing you got your money's worth out of their labour first

I think the poors are supposed to flee to Mexico or something.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Stocky Manhood posted:

1 gigabit fiber too slow for you?

You get that in Labrador?

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007
canada is in a bad mood right now don't come here. the vibes are off

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I feel like I keep hearing about how canada is also turning to poo poo but sometimes I think it's just people trying to keep dumbass americans out, which is totally understandable

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Bad Purchase posted:

someone please tell me what i need to know for the civics and history quiz, bullet points only

They like hockey and it's cold and their long O sounds are weird

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


TrashMammal posted:

ya’ll don’t let too many of them americans in now, or you’re gonna wake up one day all trying to figure out why everything turned into alberta

They're already planning on electing Donald Trump except Milhouse, give it half a decade

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

if america is a dump then canada is a landfill

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
Just marry a Canadian like I did

Pinkly
Jul 15, 2010

cumpantry posted:

if america is a dump then canada is a landfill

It's not a landfill, it's la décharge/landfill. The French deserve representation too.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

le lol...

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

R.L. Stine posted:

canada is in a bad mood right now don't come here. the vibes are off

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

Pinkly posted:

It's not a landfill, it's la décharge/landfill

we usually just call it quebec

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Ehud posted:

I feel like I keep hearing about how canada is also turning to poo poo but sometimes I think it's just people trying to keep dumbass americans out, which is totally understandable

pierre pollievre is probably gonna be elected soon and hes a reactionary conservative dumbass who wants to suck trump off. we have a severe ongoing housing crisis (like everywhere else i guess). we had what felt like an unrestricted immigration policy until recently that compounded the housing crisis and/or stoked tensions, depending on who you ask. transit is america-style driving everywhere in your house sized automobile. compared to the rest of the world canada is still probably one of the top 5 countries to live tho

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Karanas
Jul 17, 2011

Euuuuuuuugh
Part of me wants to believe people are just sick of Trudeau and the liberal party and want to give them the boot. But the cynical part of me tells me otherwise.☹️

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