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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ident

thanks to TrashMammal for the title.

post in this thread how much you love canada and how much it rules or how much you hate this trash country and want to escape it or both, its your choice

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Mario Yesyes
Oct 30, 2012

I'm seeing double here!

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Anyway thank you for talking about my 2nd home country of Canada.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007
if anyone has questions regarding ontario i'd be happy to tell you to gently caress off

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they’re jealous of our strong wet president, sad

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost


I would like to mention a delightful fast food burger place I like in Canada called Harvey’s where you can assemble a fresh grilled burger to your liking.

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Tim hortons loving sucks poo poo, gently caress you canada

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

Cassette Moodcore posted:

Tim hortons loving sucks poo poo, gently caress you canada

that's burger king's fault. mcdonalds is the superior fast food coffee now

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
canada has been on a steep nosedive since harper took office, imo

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

My Spirit Otter posted:

canada has been on a steep nosedive since harper took office, imo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Good luck Canada

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i don't know much about it but the area in that show "rust valley restorers" looks rad and also a bunch of scottish people went to canada so it must be p cool.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Cassette Moodcore posted:

Tim hortons loving sucks poo poo, gently caress you canada

I doubt it's worse than Dunkin' Donuts.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


for a few more months

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

and that cat was never seen again

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i don't know much about it but the area in that show "rust valley restorers" looks rad and also a bunch of scottish people went to canada so it must be p cool.

the coasts are ok, everything in between is trash

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

lmao

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.

R.L. Stine posted:

that's burger king's fault. mcdonalds is the superior fast food coffee now

Wait, really? Did Burger King buy Tim Hortons or something?

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Duck and Cover posted:

I doubt it's worse than Dunkin' Donuts.

He literally died drunk driving like a gently caress! Dunkies founder was a respectable man from the same hometown as Doughboys podcast host Mike “the Spoonman” Mitchell

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Is Halifax seen as a cool and hip city? Or is it just too far away?

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Chimp_On_Stilts posted:

Wait, really? Did Burger King buy Tim Hortons or something?

yea, the burger king and tim horton merged and tim hortons got a better coffe blend imo, and sold the old one to mcdicks

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Duck and Cover posted:

I doubt it's worse than Dunkin' Donuts.

The main difference is Tim Hortons is part of our national identity, Canadians have remained loyal to Timmie's even as it quickly devolved into inedible slop. God save the King :canada:

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Cassette Moodcore posted:

He literally died drunk driving like a gently caress! Dunkies founder was a respectable man from the same hometown as Doughboys podcast host Mike “the Spoonman” Mitchell

yea but he died of drunk driving in the 70s when it was cool. way different than dying of drunk driving today

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

Duck and Cover posted:

I doubt it's worse than Dunkin' Donuts.

I’ve never tried dunkin donuts but I’m confident Tim Hortons is worse. It used to be decent and known for “quality fast food” sandwiches and good coffee.

Now everything is the same cheap astringent white flour bread with only a thin smearing of sugary industrial sauce and salty deli meats. The bread burns your throat and makes you feel hungry. It leaves a chemical taste in your mouth and makes you bloated for hours. The coffee taste like day-old coffee that’s been sitting in a mechanic’s shop. The icing they put on everything has been laced with low-grade lab-made fructose syrup that makes you lightheaded and dizzy. Finally, the till operators, while generally fast, hate everything about you and look at you with misery and hopelessness while they punch in your order without speaking.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Tenacious J posted:

Finally, the till operators, while generally fast, hate everything about you and look at you with misery and hopelessness while they punch in your order without speaking.

thats the only thing about tims that has remained constant throughout the years

i miss robins donuts

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

redshirt posted:

Is Halifax seen as a cool and hip city? Or is it just too far away?

there are no cool or hip cities in canada

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
and bring back beaver lumber!!

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
I'm not sure if it's any better we're getting a weasel Milhouse in a few months time that is a Mini Trump.

He's going to be gobbling Trumps baby dick so hard.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

there are no cool or hip cities in canada

Lies! The Great West Edmonton Mall is evergreen hip! That Waterpark!

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

The Last Call posted:

I'm not sure if it's any better we're getting a weasel Milhouse in a few months time that is a Mini Trump.

He's going to be gobbling Trumps baby dick so hard.

im really hoping everyone harps on the security clearance thing more because making him look anti-canada is the only way to convince the flyover provinces to vote not conservative

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

there are no cool or hip cities in canada

I refuse to believe Halifax is not cool.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007
nfld is unironically the best province, i was camping in gros morne and woke up to a moose walking around my tent and figured i was probably about to die. it was sick. the oldest most wizened irishman has no hope of understanding a word of newfoundland english

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

redshirt posted:

I refuse to believe Halifax is not cool.

halifax has king of donair, which makes it one of the best cities in canada

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

If you accidentally touch a Canadian you develop the Canada rise inflection, awful stuff

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Cassette Moodcore posted:

If you accidentally touch a Canadian you develop the Canada rise inflection, awful stuff

AbooOOOOT!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm opening up a trump merch stand in thunder bay :hehe:

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

My Spirit Otter posted:

im really hoping everyone harps on the security clearance thing more because making him look anti-canada is the only way to convince the flyover provinces to vote not conservative

Canada has a big problem that America has.

Even if people talk about it, the media won't report on it. Much like in the States most of the media in Canada is right wing owned and operated.

There's a reason why Peepee wants to close the CBC, they don't push his agenda.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
i see more canadian news agencies talking about it than sweeping it under the rug. the obvious exceptions would be any paper named the sun and the globe and mail

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007
i wish jack layton was still alive :(

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MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

My Spirit Otter posted:


i miss robins donuts


My Spirit Otter posted:

and bring back beaver lumber!!

:yeah:

My Spirit Otter posted:

i see more canadian news agencies talking about it than sweeping it under the rug. the obvious exceptions would be any paper named the sun and the globe and mail

Or that ends in "Post"

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