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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i was browsing fb marketplace looking for old rusty shitbox cars to buy and fb has been showing me more and more ads for magic cards probably cause it knows im playing magic again (due to invasion of privacy).

it also shows me people selling their massive, like 30,000+ piece sports card collections. how the hell does this happen. what does one do with all these cards (aside from let them collect dust in boxes which is what most of these sellers are doing)? at least with magic or pokemon there's some utility in it being a game piece.

anyone collect this poo poo? do you flip thru your binders and admire your cards? catalogue poo poo in a huge excel spreadsheet? help me understand

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





how else are they supposed to send their kids to college, OP?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

There are old dead guys on them

EorayMel
May 29, 2015





My 8th grade history teacher had about 300 baseball cards including an ultra-rare one that was worth 10,000 USD or something similar and at the end of the school year he put all of them face-down in a box and encouraged people to draw one as a memento, with the expectation nobody would pick the rare one.

One student did.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

EorayMel posted:

My 8th grade history teacher had about 300 baseball cards including an ultra-rare one that was worth 10,000 USD or something similar and at the end of the school year he put all of them face-down in a box and encouraged people to draw one as a memento, with the expectation nobody would pick the rare one.

One student did.

that's dumb as hell

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

look at this poo poo dog



guy says he has 70k hockey, baseball and basketball cards. wants 20 loving grand for them lmfao. what is anyone going to do with buying 70 thousand sports cards

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





is anyone buying?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i offered him a 2002 subaru impreza NA which runs badly from the collection. will await his response

ZemblaRex
Sep 21, 2024

If you collect every card in the set, I think you get a buff or an achievement or something.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

EorayMel posted:

My 8th grade history teacher had about 300 baseball cards including an ultra-rare one that was worth 10,000 USD or something similar and at the end of the school year he put all of them face-down in a box and encouraged people to draw one as a memento, with the expectation nobody would pick the rare one.

One student did.

A valuable lesson in statistics for the whole class, but mostly the teacher

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I used to collect cards back when everybody else was ('89 to '92) but I wasn't in it for the money. i bought stuff that looked cool, had players I liked or were on the Vikings. Rather than going for chase cards I bought some star cards from the 60's and 70's. It was fun for a bit but I got bored with it eventually. It was a quick lesson in economics and the law of supply and demand.

There were dudes who would buy boxes, sort thru them for the chase cards and then give the card shop owner the commons. I'm sure that 1992 Emmitt Smith # 4,681 out of15,000 card the dude was walking away with is still packed away with all his other high dollar chase cards that no one will ever buy.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's MTG for jocks you wouldn't understand

Tao of the Machine
Sep 24, 2024
I loved collecting trading cards, the internet killed it.

You can instantly buy compete sets with all the special cards, no one even has let alone swaps their double ups. There are no meetings for collectors and none of them are worth poo poo except the ones being sold back and forth between small groups for slowing increasing value based entirely on “someone else will buy it off me later” rinse repeat.

My favourite part is when all the people that want a valuable card get one, and then all the remaining copies for sale are now plunging in value because there is no demand.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
you know weird guys with whole walls of those weird vinyl statues? at least you can hide your shame in a box when it's a card

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

i learned from the dekalog that people who collect things like stamps are lonely old men with nothing else to live for

Tao of the Machine
Sep 24, 2024

you broke my grill posted:

i learned from the dekalog that people who collect things like stamps are lonely old men with nothing else to live for

Beats killing hookers

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Addiction, op

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
i had a few hobbies when i was a boy growing up in the late 90s, like playing pokemon red on a brick gameboy, and trading pokemon cards, and watching pokemon on tv. i also was really into collecting baseball cards. sometimes for christmas i would get one of those oversized plastic tube candy canes filled with baseball card packs. i would spend the majority of the morning opening them one by one, marvel at some of the prettier cards, and place them in the front of my binder.

i still have most of them, and the collection as a whole is most likely worthless and i don't like baseball anymore.

i guess what i'm trying to say is: i don't know, op

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I collected comic books, mostly because I enjoyed reading them as a teenager, but I also got a touch of the collector's bug.
I have a few original print and rare issues that I've seen the value fluctuate between $50 and $300 over the years. I really don't give a poo poo because for me the joy was in just reading comics. They're all sitting in bags and boxes in a nice, cool, dry place in the garage. The real value of a comic is only based on if there is someone stupid enough to pay a lot of money to add it to their collection.

There's a subculture too and I think that's where the collection addiction comes from. It's fun to have a local shop get new or rare issues for you, and you go in once a month to see what you got. Basic hobby stuff is what it boils down to. It's fun to visit shops, talk about titles, see what's new and what's old.

Then came comic conventions which were cool as a teenager, but after a few years of those I simply never wanted to collect comics again. Thank god. The realization that, "Hey, this whole place really does reek of BO!" is not a stereotype.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


mental illness. same people that need to visit every map icon in an open world video game that they're not even enjoying, because their brain screams COLLECT OR DIE as digital bees chase them in their mind palace.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Could ask the same about a stamp collection OP. Except stamps don't come with stats and terrible gum.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I still have a binder full of Red Sox cards from when I was 11. And I watch Junk Wax Sal open packs of cards on YouTube Shorts.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Could ask the same about a stamp collection OP. Except stamps don't come with stats and terrible gum.

No one knows what the gently caress stamps are, old man

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

mental illness. same people that need to visit every map icon in an open world video game that they're not even enjoying, because their brain screams COLLECT OR DIE as digital bees chase them in their mind palace.

Agreed, serious collectors seem mentally ill in the same direction as hoarders.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

It's marginally more interesting than collecting coca cola memorabilia, but less interesting than collecting gi joes

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

look at this poo poo dog



guy says he has 70k hockey, baseball and basketball cards. wants 20 loving grand for them lmfao. what is anyone going to do with buying 70 thousand sports cards

Stick them in 70,000 bicycle spokes?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





you see these things at estate sales all of the time. boxes and boxes of them. they’re always one of the last things to go, usually for well under appraisal to hoarder/gambling addict types all hoping there’s an overlooked jackpot buried in there somewhere

whatever cards the deceased collector deemed valuable enough to encase in those little single card displays take a different route though. those usually head to auction. no clue as to the sort of person who bids on them, but it’s definitely a different type than the box-o-cards vultures

the legacy of the sports cards guy supports an entire ecosystem of weird dudes this way. a whale fall of commerce

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


I remember coming into a bunch of sports cards and instead of bothering to check if any of them were worth money I sold them to a kid that really wanted them for the extremely high price of a quarter.
He was very happy and I didn't have to have a bunch of sports cards clogging up my space.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Someone was selling 10.000 magic cards recently for like a thousand bucks here in Poland recently. I can’t imagine they haven’t filtered out anything worth more than 0.10 cents beforehand.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
When I was a kid I kept trying to start collecting things (baseball cards. stamps, coins, whatever) because TV taught me that kids are supposed to collect something. But I just never had the wherewithal to keep up with it.

My brain is either broken or just not broken in the way that makes collecting anything desirable. So gently caress if I know why people collect sports cards.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The beast we awoke hath been untamed
Eyes of fireth and wings of a flame
My dad had a bunch of hockey cards when I was little, been awhile since I've asked him about this but I'm pretty sure he had a few that had decent value. My brother stole and sold them. He also did the same with the rarer vinyl records my dad had.

Ultramega OK
May 14, 2003

I'm a Catholic, I can feel guilty about anything.
I used to collect sports cards during what is now known as the junk wax era of the late 1980s and early 1990s. The cards produced during that era are essentially worthless because of overproduction and hype. Plus, you had people who thought they could retire thanks to their Todd Van Poppel and Brien Taylor rookie cards.

You can still find boxes of unopened cards from that era. Many companies buy these, repackage them, and resell them for the nostalgia value. Most are overpriced. Walk away if anyone tries to sell you a pack of 1992 Donruss baseball cards for anything more than $1.

The sports card industry isn’t any better today. Companies are still flooding the market with a glut of cards. They’re trying to add some exclusivity with limited-issue cards, autographs, game-used memorabilia, etc. “Wow, a sliver of a game-used bat from some player I never heard of!”

My older brother was an even-bigger sports card collector during the junk wax era. He has since moved on to sticking to rare vintage baseball cards of his favorite players.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

This spare bedroom full of unboxed Cabbage Patch Kids will pay your way through college, son!

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





that gum is an all timer though, easily placing in the top 50 of terrible things that are somehow actually great

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

lol I've got this long, lesson filled story about the day I tried to cash in my comic book collection.

Kid Fenris
Jan 22, 2004

If someone is reading this...
I must have failed.
Parents habitually threw away kids' baseball cards until about 1980 or whatever, so when those kids grew up no one was gonna tell them they couldn't have a closet full of baseball cards. A similar thing happened with comic books. And action figures. And...

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

you broke my grill posted:

i learned from the dekalog that people who collect things like stamps are lonely old men with nothing else to live for

yeah its just a dumb useless hobby like stamps, stickers, comics, collecting old tools or "primitives" or whatever

Saalkin posted:

My dad had a bunch of hockey cards when I was little, been awhile since I've asked him about this but I'm pretty sure he had a few that had decent value. My brother stole and sold them. He also did the same with the rarer vinyl records my dad had.

i have a dirtbag family member with a dirtbag boyfriend that did that with all my parent's old records so they could buy percocets :grumpy

Ultramega OK posted:

The sports card industry isn’t any better today. Companies are still flooding the market with a glut of cards. They’re trying to add some exclusivity with limited-issue cards, autographs, game-used memorabilia, etc. “Wow, a sliver of a game-used bat from some player I never heard of!”

My older brother was an even-bigger sports card collector during the junk wax era. He has since moved on to sticking to rare vintage baseball cards of his favorite players.

Your brother has the right idea.

And I'll agree the market sucks - too many products, many of them incredibly similar and they all have the artificial scarcity baked in. For example, let's take our regular glossy card, put a little shine on it and call it a chrome card. Okay fine. But now, we're going to take the set of 300 baseball guys and they'll get the chrome card AND

the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating and only make 499 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time PINK and only make 399 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time PINK DOTS and only make 399 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time PURPLE and only make 299 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time PURPLE DOTS and only make 299 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time BLUE and only make 150 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time BLUE DOTS and only make 150 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time GREEN and only make 99 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time GREEN DOTS and only make 99 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time GOLD and only make 50 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time GOLD DOTS and only make 50 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time ORANGE and only make 25 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time ORANGE DOTS and only make 25 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time RED and only make 5 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time RED DOTS and only make 5copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time BLACK and only make 10 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time BLACK DOTS and only make 10 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time CIRCLE PRINT PATTERN and only make 1 copy AND

the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time TACOS PRINTED ON IT and only make 10 copies AND
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time A RAINBOW TACO PRINTED ON IT and only make 5 copies AND

the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ICE and only make 5 copies numberd -5, -4, -3...
the same exact chrome card but with a shinier reflective coating, but this time MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ICE BUT BLACK and only make 10 copies numberd -10, -9, -8...


and they're all the same loving card of Tim Anderson fielding a ground ball or whatever

Chief McHeath fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Nov 8, 2024

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Sometimes you get interesting ones like:

Fuckface baseball bat Billy Ripken



Mark Jackson with the Menendez brothers in the crowd



And craziest yet, Dennis Rodman without his hair dyed

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

But these are just photos ultimately. You can watch them without the card.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I think there's a distinct difference in what we're describing here:

There's the folks who collect stuff, whatever it is, for their reasons, which are not....

Then there's the folks who think it's a way to get rich and that's why they're collecting stuff.

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