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You think, wow, yeah, being invisible would be so cool. I could steal ice cream! I could skip the electronic tolls. And sure, for your super secret spy missions and poo poo, right. It's very useful. But - even though you can turn it on and off - you find that people see you less and less. Like at the spy headquarters, or on retreat. Like, I'm legit worried to do a confidence fall. Does anyone even know I'm here in the debate club?? It's like, what cost not to be seen?
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If I was invisible I'd probably steal all your stuff
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Nov 11, 2024 02:30
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Smugworth posted:If I was invisible I'd probably steal all your stuff Thanks for the pity ping Smuggy
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Nov 11, 2024 02:32
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if you were invisible light would pass through your eyes and you wouldn't be able to see, so hopefully you don't knock anything over when you're infiltrating those places
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Nov 11, 2024 02:32
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GTD Aquitaine posted:if you were invisible light would pass through your eyes and you wouldn't be able to see, so hopefully you don't knock anything over when you're infiltrating those places It's a quantum effect
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Nov 11, 2024 02:35
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Who said that!?
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GTD Aquitaine posted:if you were invisible light would pass through your eyes and you wouldn't be able to see, so hopefully you don't knock anything over when you're infiltrating those places someone kick this nerd out
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Nov 11, 2024 02:37
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Wait, wait... what type of invisible are we talking about? If its the one where you have to take your clothes off every time, then yeah that would kinda suck. If your clothes go invisible too, then we're talking.
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Nov 11, 2024 02:45
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That movie was pretty freaky tho
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Nov 11, 2024 02:46
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They say you are how others see you am I anything?
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Nov 11, 2024 02:53
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The only thing an invisible man cannot steal is my heart
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Internetjack posted:Wait, wait... what type of invisible are we talking about? If its the one where you have to take your clothes off every time, then yeah that would kinda suck. If your clothes go invisible too, then we're talking. Full invisible. I'm wearing a tuxedo to the big spy event and then POOF.
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Nov 11, 2024 03:07
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Better then being hypervisible People can see you no matter what, through walls, through your clothes, nothing can stop your nude photons
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Nov 11, 2024 03:28
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How tf did someone make a thread with no title, no OP text and no user???
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Nov 11, 2024 03:44
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you can still wear clothes and sunglasses and bandages to be seen like a real person. unless you have the kind of invisibility where clothes are invisible too. in which case, at least you don't get cold as gently caress when you're doing invisible stuff
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Nov 11, 2024 04:07
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If I was invisible I'd be shoving gum in the predator's shoulder cannon, then I'd pour like a gallon of epoxy on a xenomorph while they are lurking somewhere motionless, they wouldn't notice it because they are all slimy already. If you were invisible I'd put on a blindfold and demonstrate my martial arts by crane kicking you, throwing a few elbows and then karate chopping you right in the neck. I'd make sure to do it in a public place covered by many cameras so if you reported it to the police they'd pull up the footage and just see me flailing around wildly and deputize me after seeing my demonstration. Can you still get a tan while you are invisible? Also in full sunlight do you still cast a wavy but indistinct shadow?
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Nov 11, 2024 04:30
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I have the power to turn any limb invisible but it only works on cats when I stick arms or legs under a blanket.
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Nov 11, 2024 04:36
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If you eat something while invisible can other people see it? Like say I’m sucking down a chili dog would you all see it being chewed up and sliding down my esophagus and then churned in my stomach and then turned into poop?
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redshirt posted:Full invisible. I'm wearing a tuxedo to the big spy event and then POOF. His name's Gary, and we don't need any more lawsuits, okay?
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if I was invisible, I'd just sorta sit down and enjoy the day. i'd live as a trickster and a thief and sometimes an ally. Take what I please, hide it away inside of me, whether that meant in clothes that also became invisible when touching me or having to run around with my nuts out and just sorta have to hide it in my genitals probably. just kinda cupped down there as I skedaddle. I'd stay in empty rooms at fancy mansions, taking dumps in fancy toilets, drinking their fancy wine. Boy, that'd be the life, to be invisible...
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Nov 11, 2024 04:48
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If your invisibility also affects your clothing, how does it determine what should be included in that designation? Do watches and glasses count? What about the phone and wallet in your pocket? How many jackets can I layer on before one is considered just a jacket on a pile of other jackets? Is it just whatever the invisible person considers to be part of their outfit? Could you make the entire world invisible just by declaring it to be an article of clothing you're wearing? If it's the type of invisibility that only affects your body, what about the moisture and dirt on your skin? What about piercings, implants, and tattoos? What about the food in your stomach? Could you lay a permanently invisible poo poo on the sidewalk? Would it make a wet spot on the ground or is the water it contains also invisible? I'll answer your questions after you answer mine, OP.
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Nov 11, 2024 04:53
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It's like a baggy that covers you. It even covers chunky vapors, visible ones, not smellable ones.
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Nov 11, 2024 05:03
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You can turn Invisible off on Steam
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Nov 11, 2024 05:14
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The Invisible Manson: It's a movie about how Charles Manson volunteers for medical research while in prison for increased privileges and time off his sentence. Only after he becomes invisible and escapes does anyone question the wisdom using him as a test subject for such an experiment. The Visible Sam: Invisible Manson 2: Invisible Manson escapes to NYC where he uses his invisible status to control the Son of Sam. Invisible Manson vs. Jeepers Peepers: Jeeper Peepers (From the Jeeper Peepers franchise about the man whose irradiated eyes unintentionally gave him super vision powers) discovers he's the only person on Earth who can see the Invisible Manson and has to team up with a skeptical FBI agent to reel in the cult leader.
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Nov 11, 2024 06:05
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I think it boils down to the question of if the invisibility is an all-encompassing aura that shrouds you and your clothing etc, or if its just your physical body. Aura: yes. Body-only: no.
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Nov 11, 2024 06:26
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That's why you need a monster mask. In a monster mask you could take a bath In a monster mask you could do some math In a monster mask you could have a beer In a monster mask you could volunteer But could you ever meet a girl and tell her that she means the world? Everyone feels like a monster sometimes.
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posted:You think, wow, yeah, being invisible would be so cool. I could steal ice cream! I could skip the electronic tolls. Uhh, who posted this thread? 
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Moai Ou posted:Uhh, who posted this thread? *GULP* is this thread a g-g-guh-guh-ghost?
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Nov 11, 2024 06:54
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yeah but think about how many people you could watch taking a dump without them knowing
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Toxic Mental posted:yeah but think about how many people you could watch taking a dump without them knowing oh man, imagine people watching you take a dump without seeing you. just like a crowd of terrified and dumbfounded people watching turds appear out of thin air. or thick air. just air.
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being invisible would kick rear end i cant think of a single downside
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redshirt, we know who you are we all decided you suck a looooooooooooong time ago calm down
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stealing things as the invisible man but need to hide them in the folds of my body
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If I could turn invisible at will I would show that poo poo off as much as possible and conversely become the most famous and visible man in the history of the world. If you achieve any other result with your newfound and idiosyncratic invisibility powers, you're a loving idiot. "Boo hoo I'm so lonely now that I can do the coolest thing anyone's ever been able to do." Shut the gently caress up and get out of my sight.
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covidstomper58 posted:If I was invisible I'd be shoving gum in the predator's shoulder cannon, then I'd pour like a gallon of epoxy on a xenomorph while they are lurking somewhere motionless, they wouldn't notice it because they are all slimy already. Neither of those creatures use traditional sight or possibly even have it. The Predator uses various forms of heat detection, and Xenomorphs might not even have any eyes at all: there's never been a precise stated canon method for how they detect things, but theories have ranged from smell to echolocation to sensing motion and/or heat themselves to sensing electrical signals like sharks do with their Ampullae of Lorenzini organs to a form of synesthesia where they literally 'hear' smells that let them form a sort of topographical map in their heads. With those two you'd probably be better off with the ability to be absolutely silent.
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Predators use regular eyesight + a sensor package
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Being invisible would open up all sorts of opportunities for crime and perversion and super-heroics, but you could also become like the world's best puppeteer.
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Check out this 1985 Twilight Zone segment, "To See the Invisible Man", which predicted social credit (from Season 1 Episode 16): https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7xhvnk
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