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Luigi Thirty posted:Elon just sent an email to the entire federal government saying to email back what they did this week and failure to respond will be taken as resignation the sign of a good manager is how many words you read. the sign of a good employee is how many time i nod at your words
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Feb 22, 2025 21:42
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Luigi Thirty posted:Elon just sent an email to the entire federal government saying to email back what they did this week and failure to respond will be taken as resignation gonna take a guess that this might not align with the union contract when it comes to dismissals
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Luigi Thirty posted:Elon just sent an email to the entire federal government saying to email back what they did this week and failure to respond will be taken as resignation i thought i misread that because it was coupled with something from the NOAA and how important the work they do is... but that's loving insane trump said to be aggressive though so what can we do
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Feb 22, 2025 21:48
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lol that such a mechanism even exists but I hope it allows reply-all hellthreads
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Feb 22, 2025 21:49
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Luigi Thirty posted:Elon just sent an email to the entire federal government saying to email back what they did this week and failure to respond will be taken as resignation “ur mum” send e-mail
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Feb 22, 2025 21:51
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Luigi Thirty posted:Elon just sent an email to the entire federal government saying to email back what they did this week and failure to respond will be taken as resignation does this include Supreme Court justices
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Feb 22, 2025 21:56
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:gonna take a guess that this might not align with the union contract when it comes to dismissals dismissal? no, you have resigned.
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Feb 22, 2025 22:07
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elon is going to start planting evidence and framing federal employees “You have committed a crime.”
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Not a Children posted:does this include Supreme Court justices If this actually goes anything like it did with Twitter, ordinary citizens are going to notice IRL failwhales within weeks. Just hope they're curious enough to demand explanations. Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Feb 22, 2025 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:Elon just sent an email to the entire federal government saying to email back what they did this week and failure to respond will be taken as resignation wow it keeps getting dumber lmao
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Feb 22, 2025 22:15
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it would be nice if the secret service took this opportunity to retire all at once
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Feb 22, 2025 22:20
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nothing of value would be lost
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fire everyone with so much as a functioning limbic system at the DOJ end the federal income tax incur the largest and most expensive class action suit of all time, or try to sic Homeland stormtroopers, themselves enduring random payment issues, on possibly millions if they're unable to seek redress through the courts great plan elron 4lokos basilisk posted:it would be nice if the secret service took this opportunity to retire all at once Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Feb 22, 2025 |
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Feb 22, 2025 22:23
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Luigi Thirty posted:dismissal? no, you have resigned. gently caress he found the loophole
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Feb 22, 2025 22:25
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we should run the government like a business. take my acquisition of twitter dot com for example, where i have plummeted its value to entirely new lows.
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Feb 22, 2025 22:26
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Luigi Thirty posted:dismissal? no, you have resigned. elon musk has 5 business days to quote this post and explain himself or i will take a lack of response as his resignation
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Feb 22, 2025 22:28
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I wonder which ratings agency will have the balls to downgrade US debt first.
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Shumagorath posted:I wonder which ratings agency will have the balls to downgrade US debt first.
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Shumagorath posted:IRL failwhales
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Luigi Thirty posted:dismissal? no, you have resigned. You have committed “resign”.
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Default risk due to one of elron's Lost Boys trying to rewrite the entire Treasury workflow in a single Electron app. Note those are distinct from his IVF kids, the Boys from Boerzinga
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Shumagorath posted:If this actually goes anything like it did with Twitter, ordinary citizens are going to notice IRL failwhales within weeks. Just hope they're curious enough to demand explanations. "wow, the government is really incompetent, good thing trump put elon in charge to fix things"
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Eeyo posted:elon musk has 5 business days to quote this post and explain himself or i will take a lack of response as his resignation resignation from what? no one even knows what doge is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihvSwJT0rLU
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Feb 22, 2025 23:48
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Shumagorath posted:I wonder which ratings agency will have the balls to downgrade US debt first. lol we were talking about that at work and the consensus was "idk but poo poo is gonna get real"
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Luigi Thirty posted:Elon just sent an email to the entire federal government saying to email back what they did this week and failure to respond will be taken as resignation just have grok write your email for you, preferably in unhinged mode
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:lol we were talking about that at work and the consensus was "idk but poo poo is gonna get real" s&p did it in 2011.
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I of course have the kind of youtube search history that gets me videos about computer touching stuff, and apparently today the algorithm decided I might be interested in the test to get a job at Tesla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNd4tsvFPoc so if you ever wondered what rigorous standards super computer toucher guy Elon Musk holds his underlings too, here you go!
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let the man work
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working hard, thank you!
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The K-hole is just upset people have been correctly re-badging his Swasticar... https://x.com/Mollyploofkins/status/1893363837962748218
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refleks posted:The K-hole is just upset people have been correctly re-badging his Swasticar... that's just the custom paint job the owner decided to apply
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refleks posted:The K-hole is just upset people have been correctly re-badging his Swasticar... Might be someone who supports Musk
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don't drive your piece of poo poo "truck" into manhattan, avoid graffiti and save the $9 congestion toll
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with it being lower manhattan and all, it's very funny that they probably put at least $10 in a meter to park there in addition to the $9 congestion charge ...unless they didn't pay at all, in which case they can't complain to the nypd lol
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refleks posted:Swasticar...
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Dijkstracula posted:don't drive your piece of poo poo "truck" into manhattan, avoid graffiti and save the $9 congestion toll trump made congestion tolls illegal try to keep up
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akadajet posted:trump made congestion tolls illegal try to keep up the MTA is still collecting it "because it's state law" of course the congestion charge is also intended to fund the MTA, so...
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Beeftweeter posted:the MTA is still collecting it "because it's state law"
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