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Cat Face Joe posted:newer and more confusing body shapes are revealed That is your typical overweight NCO squeezed into his body armor look.
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QR Code Geass posted:apparently they are idiot clowns who think musk has done any science whatsoever and should probably keep him in their circus it's always important to remember that even Nobel winners can be huge idiots outside of their specific fields
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Mar 4, 2025 15:22
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maybe it was the Nobel prize in rear end kissing?
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I like the school logo that's like someone who used word98 didn't understand italics makes the word art wonky.
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duTrieux. posted:when people talk about it being so much worse in person it sounds like they're doing a bit until one sees it in person It looks lole an experienced maker's first stab at making something big. Like a Delorean inspired dune buggy. Except it's electric powered and can't climb a sand dune. I'd honestly be impressed if someone told me they made it themselves right up to the point they revealed they had full access to a state of the art manufacturing facility and spent years working on the designs. Raged posted:That is your typical overweight NCO squeezed into his body armor look. I'll bet you he's wearing armored shapewear every day now. Not a joke. All these clowns know they live in the minds of so many gunned-up batshit true believers and nothing is more dangerous than a man in the moment when his world view is realized to be a lie. Even if only like 1% of his rear end kissers ever finds the truth it's a precarious existence when you pander in total bad faith to the insane multiple times a day. Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Mar 4, 2025 |
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Cat Face Joe posted:newer and more confusing body shapes are revealed I’ve gotta change my avatar in this economy?
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Midjack posted:agreed he has something on but i'm not convinced it's armor. body armor generally has both shoulder and waist straps because you want the protective area to stay in place even if you're running or jumping. not that someone like that guy wouldn't be dumb enough to buy some designer no-print armor cummerbund that would move around and leave his vitals unprotected, i suppose. isn't there already a photo of him in body armor and it like pretty much only protected his cleavage?
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Mar 4, 2025 16:01
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Internet Old One posted:isn't there already a photo of him in body armor and it like pretty much only protected his cleavage? yeah and he looked just as stupid as he does today 
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Mar 4, 2025 16:03
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duTrieux. posted:when people talk about it being so much worse in person it sounds like they're doing a bit until one sees it in person you've heard about all the problems, you've seen it pushed back for years, you've seen how bad it looks, so you believe that there's no way it's real but then you see one in real life and your mind can't make to the necessary leap to knowing that it actually exists
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Midjack posted:agreed he has something on but i'm not convinced it's armor. body armor generally has both shoulder and waist straps because you want the protective area to stay in place even if you're running or jumping. not that someone like that guy wouldn't be dumb enough to buy some designer no-print armor cummerbund that would move around and leave his vitals unprotected, i suppose.
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Mar 4, 2025 16:23
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meanwhile Claire heard us talking poo poo about her houseboat adventure and decided to double down
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Mar 4, 2025 16:24
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Eeyo posted:those poor chickens
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Bugsy posted:L to the OL The plastic beads started cracking the bullet proof glass. amazing quality.
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Mar 4, 2025 16:53
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I know it's probably not any sort of actual bullet proof glass but traditionally such windshields are difficult to work with and require maintenance. The whole bullet proof cybertuck thing is so loving '10 year old boy witnesses car accident and wonders why cars aren't simply bullet proof cuz that's rad anyhow.'
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Mar 4, 2025 17:30
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Would be interesting to see how the cybertruck turbo glass holds up to a spark plug ceramic fragment tossed at it.
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Mar 4, 2025 17:46
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Chris Knight posted:i fix
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Manzoon posted:Would be interesting to see how the cybertruck turbo glass holds up to a spark plug ceramic fragment tossed at it. it would? I imagine it would shatter
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Arson Daily posted:counterpoint elon is a dumb loving moron who would totally wear unsafe body armor because it was sold to him by some grifter that advertised on twitter yeah that's what i'm thinking, Internet Old One posted:armored shapewear would not be a tough thing to market to the people still using twitter lol. plus elon probably wanted it to still look thin, so it probably wouldn't even stop a knife. i assume it's bulletproof in the same sense the cybertruck is
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Beeftweeter posted:yeah that's what i'm thinking, Bulletproof vests generally do poorly against knives. Just ask the multiple morons who get stabbed "testing" them while wearing one.
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but then again i do remember reading that obama was wearing some sort of bullet-resistant suit for one of his inaugurations. iirc how that was accomplished was highly classified, but, well, it's been at least 13 years lol, i might not remember correctly anyway if something like that was available to a US president a decade ago it's probably available to the world's richest person today. but otoh elon is incredibly stupid and stingy, so my money's still on "magic twitter ad shapewear"
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Chris Knight posted:meanwhile Claire heard us talking poo poo about her houseboat adventure and decided to double down waiting for the inevitable "I ment 2 say 8 chickens. There are 8 and always were", then "Wut chickens? I don't have any chickens lol"
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as if that weren't a poor enough ruse already, i'm the tesla logo this moron left dead center e: lol buick hasn't sold the lacrosse in the US since 2019 Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Mar 4, 2025 |
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Chris Knight posted:meanwhile Claire heard us talking poo poo about her houseboat adventure and decided to double down she's starting a whole farm 
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Cat Face Joe posted:she's starting a whole farm that's obviously run by her far more competent brother frank
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maximizing the situation: a luxury condo full of bird poo poo and dead chickens, and a very happy labradoodle
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Cat Face Joe posted:she's starting a whole farm all their fruit tastes like nickles
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Beeftweeter posted:waiting for the inevitable "I ment 2 say 8 chickens. There are 8 and always were", then "Wut chickens? I don't have any chickens lol" i figured her autocorrect mangled "children" and she wants advice on how to start the world's first class action support order
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Beeftweeter posted:waiting for the inevitable "I ment 2 say 8 chickens. There are 8 and always were", then "Wut chickens? I don't have any chickens lol" I'm waiting for "guys I'm feeling under the weather must be a cold" and then she dies of h5n1 bird flu acquired from her chickens which is deeply sad because nobody should die of a horrible, treatable and preventable disease in these modern times no matter how stupid they are. unless it's elon.
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How does someone in Grimes' situation "maximize" a chicken at all? 1) You can spend your free time grooming and loving around with your birds as much as possible 2) You can pay someone to gently caress around with your chickens and put the eggs in your kitchen 3) You can neglect the chickens 4) Optionally you can combine any of the above into photo shoots or incorporate their chicken noises into your music. It's not like she's trying to save money on food or is selling the eggs. I feel like this is "please knowledgable chickenlords give me smart words to parrot when I show people my chickens" and she won't do any of it. e: after posting this i googled "grimes is an idiot because" and found the grimes reddit. Wooo buddy her fans are so stupid. quote:The problematic behaviour of people like Grimes is nobody's business. People shouldn't be so parasocial with "stars" and keep their distance. Ultimately, you are not doing anything but engaging in some orgy of pleasure concerning the apparent faults, overstated and miscontrued elements of somebody else. You end up losing your sense of self and overmoralising like a puritan nun. Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Mar 4, 2025 |
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stealing this with the pyf shad thread. https://i.imgur.com/GQHDvdQ.mp4 Kinda surprised this doesn't happen more.
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Internet Old One posted:How does someone in Grimes' situation "maximize" a chicken at all? man what is with the absolutely bizarre misspellings surrounding grimes and her supporters? this person obviously uses british english, which, fine. but they also seem to know what the word "disavowing" means, yet somehow came up with "disavowaling", "nouveau" becomes "nouvae", "rich" becomes "riche" etc. starting to think these people aren't so sharp 
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value-brand cereal posted:stealing this with the pyf shad thread. yeah, i'm actually surprised they stopped at the tires apparently the lots where tesla's not-inventory sits until they can unload it on some poor sap are completely unsupervised and don't have much in the way of security beyond maybe a fence. you'd think they'd get stripped bare on a regular basis
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Beeftweeter posted:"nouveau" becomes "nouvae", "rich" becomes "riche" etc. "nouveau riche" is how it's spelled, just because they can't spell "nouveau" doesn't mean they have to also misspell "riche"
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Cat Face Joe posted:there's not much valuable on a tesla and the rims can be immediately sold for scrap somebody will eventually figure out a way to harvest and reuse several thousand vape batteries
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