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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Eeyo posted:

i think it means he's fused with genova; genova being the the representation of the sins of mankind combined wit-

I'll just assume he's dating his mother because I don't remember the plot of ff7 and didn't pay attention in 1997

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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look I can collect scrap and rebuild my settlement in games, which are a simulation, thus

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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please clap

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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so it is him. this poo poo would be embarrassing here for a regular user lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Internet Old One posted:

Also he’s constantly shitposting, has time for ketamine, but sure he doesn’t have time to hang out naked with a recent phd talking about Tony stark poo poo on his private jet in between very important international business meetings.

It’s literally what actual Tony stark would do but…and lots of rich guys find the time but… yeah ok

tony stark actually got in his flying products like other billionaires too lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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imagine all the effort to be good at diablo and it's not 20 years ago

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Platystemon posted:

do any of yerburgh’s books featuring the character predate the appearance of “adrian dittman” online?

whoa, that's a bit too much research for hot takes posters on twitter (I also had the same question)

Luigi Thirty posted:

Elon is threatening to sue news sites for saying the cybertruck exploded lol

they should merely continue to quote him saying it was functioning normally

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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I could fully see someone buying gas and fireworks to meet with friends for desert atv fun only for the cybertruck to self-imolate

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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stymie

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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I hadn't listened to dickman yet but that is completely lonny. unless theres another bumbling south african loser with lots of free time and a need to be validated (his brother has the hat and that seems to be enough)

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

like the Bene Gesserit except stupid

errol's plans revealed

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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oh cool, I wonder if he's friends with the inventor of bitcoin, a random japanese man some people found, satoshi nakamoto

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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omg I forgot that was them lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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maybe there's a guy that originated the name but elon tries to buy everyone off, like the elonjet dude, why wouldn't he just try buy some simp's account again and use it to prince-and-pauper around twitter

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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also I can't imagine being cheat code wealthy and letting some rando prance about on my own website making me look like a loving loser. lowtax banned people for less and I can't picture elon being more restrained

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Wonder Free posted:

he’s already said he doesn’t care because Tesla is a robotics and AI company or something equally stupid.

like enron was a broadband and streaming company

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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fsd can shave that to a mere fraction

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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duTrieux. posted:

"it worked against the predator!"

it works against elon musk?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Salt Fish posted:

Oh also for context the entire video is about how elon is lying that he plays d4 or POE and he clearly is just paying to borrow high level characters for clout.

lol, elon is doing with games what guys do with turo cybertrucks

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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elon has the joke mind virus, like lowtax, and self-diagnosis is the first step to self-treatment

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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elon is determined to sire then traumatize his children the old fashioned way, like his father did with his sister

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

so is fire woke or not?

if you believe whitney cummings, yes. supposed shadowy figures are setting water on fire (in sewers) according to the supposed shadowy figures messaging her

i'm sure elon will steal this as a new claim soon

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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a real "as a gamer i" lol

infernal machines posted:

wow, elon stans are having their mlp in auschwitz moment

if you understood any of the sentence above, now is a great time to turn off your computer and go for a walk.

buddy I already am :smith:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Roosevelt posted:

tell your wife that you are the alpha in this relationship

lose half your hair and hunch a bit first to establish dominance

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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where's that ironicat that grows to the size of a webpage lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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it's the kind of robot butler mr. dune would have

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Moo Cowabunga posted:

unscheduled disassembly I think you mean

elon, when the crown prince gets tired of his bullshit

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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lmao

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Chris Knight posted:

SpaceX launched a new starship and now its rocket is "away from them"

they call that a code elon's wife

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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raminasi posted:

how would you even safely destroy a cybertruck

the ocean, like all car batteries

Beeftweeter posted:

make it go through a car wash

$15 for an expected rapid disassembly? that’s a good deal

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Megabound posted:

As this is Tesla you know in the end it'll be a big room crammed with people sitting in front of little TVs with Madcatz PS2 controllers

it'll be like Toys but for the oceangate of sedans

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

love to have massive remote input latency in my car controls and the connection dropping under difficult conditions so that the underpaid human driving it loses control and my lazy rear end slams into a wall 30 seconds after I say "no he's actually the smartest man ever, watch"

difficult conditions like 'bridge'

Manzoon posted:

It looks like an electric razor out of a sharper image catalog.

holy poo poo

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'm going to laugh when Elon dies in whatever stupid way he dies. Because it will be stupid.

"i told you i was diablo hardcore"

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Peanut Butler posted:

it's so funny how he put the viewcount metric on there so now we can all see that 97.5% of people who saw that post, didn't like it

this would be an amazing script to add to twitter views

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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twee img dot com

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

"Here comes a special boy!"

lol

mediaphage posted:

this is like the least annoying thing i’ve seen a tesla owner do actually

speaking of which our local mall has a tesla showroom in it now. it all looks like poo poo (but i repeat myself) because it’s a bunch of teslas in a normal assed sized mall store with that dumbshit cybertruck sitting in the exact middle

the "new" models are in the us now and the front looks like a hapsburg car

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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imagine thinking the crappy collapsed bumper was a signature feature and making it worse and angular

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Shumagorath posted:

never mind one that's in real danger of losing critical mass.

elon's might leave twitter?!

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Shumagorath posted:

it's like the Simpsons wasn't content with undermining nuclear power for thirty plus seasons

the springfield plant is safer than the perry plant in ohio lol

fe: double lol I went to check my memory about a shield corrosion issue and there's been more recent spills and faltering components. they're about the same age, too, so if anything springfield's doing really well

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Beeftweeter posted:

is that supposed to be an elon impression? dude sounds like quark

yeah, not ferengi enough

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