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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Chris Knight posted:

back on his "unregretted user seconds" bullshit




if i knew which accounts were bots, i would simply ban them

guess im built different

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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theflyingexecutive posted:

just imagine owning a loving rocketship company and never taking a ride. having the option to go to space whenever you want and deciding to post instead

o.k. but your rockets are made by a ketamine addict who says “safety third” and epoxies busted engines together

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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mediaphage posted:

i don't know how true any of this is but lol regardless

do any of yerburgh’s books featuring the character predate the appearance of “adrian dittman” online?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Luigi Thirty posted:

the cybertruck exploded lol

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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if it had gone up in flames at a curb a couple blocks away and if there hadn’t been a definite attack in new orleans the same day, the presumption would be that it was accidental

like it’s a spectacular car fire, but poo poo happens on new year’s and independence day

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Megabound posted:

There's also the second revelation of the richest (allegedly) man in the world spends his time reading and posting on 4chan

surely shareholders will punish him for this

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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one of the mods mentioned in SAD this week that sometimes busybodies report a post with the message “not this post but the one above”, because the post above has already been reported, and they see this, but they’ll be damned if they let it go

i thought that that was pretty pathetic, but elon musk has really put into perspective how much more pathetic a person can be

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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someone is going to reverse his tripcode because he’s using the kind of thing that an idiot puts on their luggage

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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well-read undead posted:

elon is getting so brutally bodied without realizing it

—endocrinologist talking about his HGH treatment

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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elon musk’s standout personality trait is that he is incapable of shutting the gently caress up

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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i’m not saying that a time traveller pushed elon musk down the stairs all those years ago, but i am saying that it’s exactly the kind of thing that a time traveller would do to try to teach a lesson to a guy who cannot shut up

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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mediaphage posted:

spectator has an article out claiming they found the real adrian dittman in fiji or something and this was all a troll from an “elon musk fan”

sounds like an opportunity to expense a trip to fiji for research

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Platystemon posted:

someone is going to reverse his tripcode because he’s using the kind of thing that an idiot puts on their luggage

yeah, see, it’s 34444444

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Agile Vector posted:

oh cool, I wonder if he's friends with the inventor of bitcoin, a random japanese man some people found, satoshi nakamoto

that was newsweek’s cover story, in their return to print lmao

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

wtf is a tripcode

it’s a hash

4chan and sites like it do not have user accounts, but what they will do is accept a password and display the hash of that password alongside your post

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Jestery posted:

Okay, that's kinda cool?

It's in own demented way

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

you are literally unicycle boy

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Megabound posted:

There's a guy I see from my balcony every morning that I see peddling up a steep hill on his mountain unicycle to go to work. I've never understood why you'd make that your primary mode of transportation when you live in a very hilly suburb but more power to him.

some people use them for commutes where they can’t get a bike on the train or stash it in the office but the unicycle slips by

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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duTrieux. posted:

...that's literally the first legitimate use case for unicycles that i've ever seen.

it’s legitimate but super niche

as mentioned, folding bikes exist

a unicycle that is as small or smaller than a folding bike is pretty slow because the wheel is directly coupled to the crank. there’s also all the electric micromobility crap now like scooters and electric unicycles

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Feisty-Cadaver posted:

when I was a kid and super into mountain biking i once saw a guy on a unicycle on the trail and was kinda impressed - it was kinda of a harrowing trail on two wheels let alone one

the first time i saw an electric unicycle on a trail, it was literally just the gadget sitting there, no one in sight

i called out “you all right?” and got a response from down the slope. the rider was fine, and so was his partner, but the other wheel had crashed way down the slope, and they were lugging it back up

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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fart simpson posted:

wouldn’t anyone do this if they had the money for it?

he could have framed it as “i’m a busy man and paid someone to get me to the endgame content. now let’s laugh together as i go in cold”, and people would have liked it. i mean, as much as people can like any musk encounter anyway. the problem is that the man is a charisma void, not that he’s bad at videogames.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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it’s a eunuchs system. he knows this.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1877956343199420867

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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i hope that he doesn’t preserve root

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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when your followers definitely didn’t pull up the wikipedia article for forested area of u.s. states and territories and become experts in forestry in fifteen minutes

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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tsunamis are just tidal waves but woke

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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california has more coastline than texas

why fewer hurricanes, genius science man?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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problematic greek key motif on that wall

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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lmao the annoying poker guy

yeah, yeah, I know, “which one? there’s so many of them”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Arson Daily posted:

Out of nowhere my wife told me she was reading some 2015 bio of elong and while she doesn't think hes a good person she still thinks that he's some kind of genius. Trying to explain to her that eln is the worlds greatest dipshit is proving to be kinda hard. She wont read this thread. Can I get her to understand without having to :sever:

get her the more recent and entertaining book character limit?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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rowkey bilbao posted:

i know better than to get animated about pointless poo poo at work but today our boss remarked that Elon is 'a killer genius who learns about stuff real fast and is better than the experts' and I just had to nerd out that actually he's a loving idiot. he wasn't convinced

this has me considering what is the newest thing that elon musk has learned.

coding (badly) in the 1990s? do we really know he could do that or did he have a wozniak he stiffed like SJ?

does he have more than a surface level understanding of anything since? like i doubt that he could sketch out the major systems of a falcon 9.

e: it’s polytopia isn’t it?

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Jan 17, 2025

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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ok it was unfair of me to compare the kid that elon had working under the table to the woz

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://x.com/Grimezsz/status/1880343029221097490

she was the brains in the relationship

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://x.com/Grimezsz/status/1880685503009443921

quote:

Just for my personal pride, I would like to state that the father of my children was the first american druid in diablo to clear abattoir of zir and ended that season as best in the USA. He was also ranking in Polytopia, and beat Felix himself at the game. I did observe these things with my own eyes. There are other witnesses who can verify this. That is all.

she double spaces after periods. unforgivable.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1880727687607763342

blink three times if you are being coerced

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://x.com/MikeApathetic/status/1880700677779046555

now she’ll never see her kid

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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the yoke was standard on the 2021 and 2022 models

for a while you couldn’t even change to a round wheel. then they sold it for seven hundred bucks

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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elon musk is a woman according to a recent executive order

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

can you explain why grimes is stanning someone that tried to take her kids away?

Blackmail is a criminal act of coercion using a threat.

As a criminal offense, blackmail is defined in various ways in common law jurisdictions. In the United States, blackmail is generally defined as a crime of information, involving a threat to do something that would cause a person to suffer embarrassment or financial loss.

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