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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

honda goatse edition
came here to quote those images with “no ring?”

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
PBS had a clip of it on youtube so RIP their broadcast licenses by next week I guess

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

edit: hellworld content goes in hellworld thread
Do we really have so many active threads / posts in YOSPOS that the threads about / featuring a man notorious for self-dealing and borrowing between enterprises need firewalling?

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Zamujasa posted:

some people just cannot handle the political part of the world's richest, dumbest man. i think the separation is stupid as hell
making fun of elron without having to sift through the rest of the terrible new admin that already flood my notifications every evening would be nice

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Megabound posted:

He's only going to become more and more inseparable from politics as it goes on, we're just digging in the cracks for fun crumbs
until he's immediately separated by a truth social post, anyway

actually I hope trumq does come back to xitter just to fire him on his own website

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

rotor posted:

post whatever the gently caress you want in the hellworld thread, idgaf.
I understand what you're saying, but I'm asking to have 100% of gently caress Elon Musk content without having to mentally filter the rest of the hellworld thread.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

u are always welcome to post in cspam :laugh:
interesting way to spell "kys"

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

rotor posted:

Im sorry but we will not be able to grant your request at this time. As a workaround, consider simply posting all elon content in the hellworld thread. Is there anything else I can help you with?
grok write me a story in the style of a children's fairy tale about how elon musk is the wizard of ozempic

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
is bs threadbanned from hellworld because it might be bearable without his posts

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Anyone wanna break the WSJ paywall for the rest of us? I forget if archive.<tld> gets around it.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Ahahahaha they're hoping for a 5-10% haircut? Those bonds were being discussed at 40% off less than a year after the purchase.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I suppose they could find a bunch of moneyed ghouls like the Cantor Fitzgerald shithead who I wish had booked an afternoon tee time that fateful day, but $13bn is still a lot for a non-controlling slice of a mature social network, never mind one that's in real danger of losing critical mass.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
it's like the Simpsons wasn't content with undermining nuclear power for thirty plus seasons

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
you'll have to forgive me for not getting a Simpsons reference beyond season 11

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Beeftweeter posted:

e: and that post uses the word "carhole" completely wrong
does it refer to something other than the loop or elon

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Sagebrush posted:

My aunt and uncle did this when they ran a car parts business and uncle was on the road doing sales most of the year. to get the tax credit for his travel vehicle they bought a lincoln navigator. my aunt called it the masturbator
do you work from home o- wait....

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
sometimes insurance loving people over can be good

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
oh please no cybertruck owner is capable of an erection

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Beeftweeter posted:

lmao he really doesn't get movies does he
The Berghain bouncers knew at a glance that he was not put on this earth to “get it”, where “it” is art, laid, human experience, etc

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Jun 1, 2025

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I’m kinda glad dril is still on xitter because the braindead algorithm will ensure musk sees that

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Platystemon posted:

if he doesn’t sue her for this, it’s for sure true
I hope he sues her regardless because a deposition video of Azealia Banks would be loving incredible.

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Feb 16, 2025

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Presumably they would also be gene-editing an embryo pre-Trump 2, which last I checked regulators the world over view very loving negatively: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-50944461

I understand the drooling moron ringwraiths and skaven in the current US admin are unlikely to pursue this, but that kid will probably have grounds to extract a significant chunk of daddy’s wealth before his body starts cooling.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
does zuck even train at a public gym or is he bringing whatever coach onto his private compound for lessons

i suppose his ground team would still come to whatever public gym with him and shoot me before i could finish the indian deathlock

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Funny enough the indian deathlock is also what facebook called zero-rating whatsapp traffic

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Internet Old One posted:

He can't even open his own car door and needs a former navy seal with a rfid ring to make the door work.
is this because he's incompetent or because he lives in fear of car bombs

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Bugsy posted:

https://bsky.app/profile/esqueer.net/post/3limu3vtkrk2j

So very corrupt, and there is no way he gets that done in 2 years. He's going to cover some country in Africa or Asia in a billion pieces of iss debris
:lol: Berger went to bat for the only bigger musk stan at Arstechnica when people posted "story author definitely has a blue checkmark" in the comments.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
lol that such a mechanism even exists but I hope it allows reply-all hellthreads

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Not a Children posted:

does this include Supreme Court justices
presumably it's something through OPM or the pay system, so just the civil service

If this actually goes anything like it did with Twitter, ordinary citizens are going to notice IRL failwhales within weeks. Just hope they're curious enough to demand explanations.

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Feb 22, 2025

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
fire everyone with so much as a functioning limbic system at the DOJ
end the federal income tax
incur the largest and most expensive class action suit of all time, or try to sic Homeland stormtroopers, themselves enduring random payment issues, on possibly millions if they're unable to seek redress through the courts

great plan elron

4lokos basilisk posted:

it would be nice if the secret service took this opportunity to retire all at once
"%any caligula speed-run" probably neck and neck with "what happened after firing all the Iraqi baathists"

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Feb 22, 2025

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I wonder which ratings agency will have the balls to downgrade US debt first.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Default risk due to one of elron's Lost Boys trying to rewrite the entire Treasury workflow in a single Electron app.

Note those are distinct from his IVF kids, the Boys from Boerzinga

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Beeftweeter posted:

the MTA is still collecting it "because it's state law"
Cool now do it for Eric Adams.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

ADINSX posted:

I think even props get more attention than that kid
Carrot Top-rear end father

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
was the same guy behind erotic falconry dot com

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Speaking of the nazi posting on his nazi website you’re going to have to screenshot that if you want me to see it.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
i personally do not enjoy being deceived and like to avoid it as much as possible tyvm

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Midjack posted:

deadbeat dad is the original pump and dump scam.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
like one of those snakes that mimics the colour patterns of a better snake so raptors leave it alone

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
neuralink-rear end haircut

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
If you want a real rail shitshow, come to Canada where the government nationalized a freight company’s unprofitable passenger service and operates on the same tracks at lower priority. I routinely get 50% vouchers for all the delays.

What I remember of the British system in 2010 was marvellous in comparison but I’m going to experience it again this year.

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