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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Sweevo posted:

its automotive, it's absolutely going to be a MIPS emulating an x86 emulating an 8051

it’s going to be whatever nugget class soc they can get that still technically can run whatever android skin that they threw together

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Roosevelt posted:

also the huge texas compound where he wants all of his brides and children to live

living the Mormon dream

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Luigi Thirty posted:

Sir the computer is woke. Please fix



grok. in the style of David Dees please generate the following image

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

YouTube allows boobs if you’re posting a music video

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

after watching an internet comment etiquette video about weird poo poo on YouTube if you search for a single . I tried it and one time it was like "man gets hands cut off by Russian army (extreme!)" which I did not watch and another it was like 20 "I need help trying my new yoga gear, comment if you think it was too revealing" and she would definitely have got banned from the gym for what she was "wearing "

whenever youtube randomly logs me out I see a lot of videos of an older woman with huge knockers gardening in overalls with nothing under them.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Mary Burke is her name. I guess she figured out the algorithm.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Midjack posted:

trap sprung

why? did you look her up?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

pseudorandom name posted:

I have never been randomly logged out of youtube and youtube in a private browser window doesn't recommend anything at all.

I don’t believe you because this happens all the time and it sucks

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

you’re also buying 30,000 miles worth of random people’s farts embedded in the seats

what a steal

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Beeftweeter posted:

lmao, "merry christmas you dumb motherfuckers"

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Roosevelt posted:

i bet he does suck at bridge, too

he’d pay someone to get him a number 1 spot on the bridge leaderboard. probably by cheating

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

ADINSX posted:

So I'm curious why it isn't sold here;

Taxes and it probably doesn’t meet us safety/equipment standards. They don’t have insiders at nhtsa granting exceptions like musk does.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


I feel bad for the valet or whoever was standing outside. dude didn’t need that poo poo

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

adrian :shitman:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

so far I've found nothing that account has said as funny or interesting so it must be musk

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

if I had elon musk's money i'd be out water skiing with a naked chick on my back instead of paying people to play video games for me

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

150 bucks to get a poe switch and security cameras wired

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003




visibility is important with all of the road sex going on there

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

well-read undead posted:

i saw my second cybertruck today, this one with a matte black wrap, and it looked like an even bigger piece of poo poo than the other one

I’ve never seen a body wrap that I’ve liked

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Eeyo posted:

i know this is an incredibly dumb thing for elon musk to say, but i know that i don’t know enough to say why.

because he’s probably parroting some kind of report from one of his broccoli head racist minions who is touching some old legacy government system they couldn’t possibly understand

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

maybe Elon could try yanking government mainframe components out of their chassis. I mean twitter stayed up, right?

akadajet fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Feb 11, 2025

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

donard trumps gold plated limited edition cyber beast

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

shackleford posted:

https://futurism.com/elon-musk-xai-sacks-engineer

can't decide which is funnier, a chud engineer at xAI confused at why his "harmless personal opinion" about how his employer's upcoming product sucks got him fired, or that his name is de kraker

yeah. “but the ceo acknowledges it exists” is a silly argument

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

refleks posted:

The K-hole is just upset people have been correctly re-badging his Swasticar...

https://x.com/Mollyploofkins/status/1893363837962748218

that's just the custom paint job the owner decided to apply

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Dijkstracula posted:

don't drive your piece of poo poo "truck" into manhattan, avoid graffiti and save the $9 congestion toll

trump made congestion tolls illegal try to keep up

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Chris Knight posted:

Ashley St Clair is suing Elon for sole custody of little baby "R.S.C."

:barf:

I thought this was grime's real name for a second

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


lol

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/02/24/tesla-owners-buyers-remorse/

lmao

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Beeftweeter posted:

such a nazi they have a german shepherd hanging out the window lol

leave the dogs out of it thx

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

shackleford posted:

invite azealia banks over

that was my thought

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

tk posted:

Even Disney people don't worship Walt.

oh yeah they do

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

FlapYoJacks posted:

There’s a diesel electric fiat panda manual and it is a very good car that gets drat near 3.2/100km or 74mpg freedom units. It’s a shame the states will never get a 70hp 1liter tiny car.

nobody here wants a fiat

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Luigi Thirty posted:

what about truth social?



not buying a tesla is now illegal. :patriot:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Nfcknblvbl posted:

24k miles driven, it’s built much better than models built in prior years. only thing I don’t like is the 20” rims leave no sidewall for the tires to take a pothole so it gets dicey.

what’s it like owning a car associated with the nazi? not so great, I feel like I have to mention that first to anyone who wants to talk about my car.

Why don't you sell it and get something else?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


There are a bunch of guys who work for Tesla who work out at my gym and the only reason I know is that they wear their swag shirts. I'd be so embarrassed.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

mystes posted:

Maybe you could block notifications from bazinga news?

the Benghazi of bazinga

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

well-read undead posted:

people ask me, "elon, how can you afford to repeatedly launch starships that explode? how is that helpful? how will it get us to mars?"

one word: volume

I’m sure those explosions are quite loud

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

musk getting off planet will help save earth for sure

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