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ill make the wiki
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# ¿ May 21, 2025 15:46 |
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fear of musk’s seed
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gabensraum posted:when cars tell you who they are, believe them
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Dijkstracula posted:monkey's paw curl, all those "buttons" are actually feedbackless capacitive touch, all tied to the same high-latency infotainment system running atop a snapdragon 286 chip aaaaaaaaaaa
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im glad tesla drivers are dying
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The_Franz posted:most modern, ginormous trucks have less cargo space than a compact suv, so cybertrk isn't really unique in that aspect most ginormous men have tiny dicks too, really makes you think ![]()
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Roosevelt posted:he can't post or get an erection
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akadajet posted:YouTube allows boobs if you’re posting a music video ![]()
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akadajet posted:whenever youtube randomly logs me out I see a lot of videos of an older woman with huge knockers gardening in overalls with nothing under them. Roosevelt posted:turn on your monitor rofl txt me
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you’re also buying 30,000 miles worth of random people’s farts embedded in the seats
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got to see my first cybertruck during a visit back in the us my wife asked “what the hell is that” and when i had to explain what a cyber truck was to her she replied with “it looks like a bad version of what someone would make a futuristic vehicle look like in a movie 30 years ago” what an ugly piece of garbage, like others said you really can’t appreciate how terrible it looks until you see it personally
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Trig Discipline posted:that's not a very nice way to talk about your wife she married me, what do you expect
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he “gets” sex by not getting it
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fart simpson posted:that’s out of the price range for anyone i know get better friends fart
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Roosevelt posted:he's right
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new zealand isn’t real
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fart simpson posted:statistically there probably is not for long!
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infernal machines posted:everything's bigger in texas except their dicks
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lomarf nice try dipshit im the tesla police
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Roosevelt posted:look out elon, here comes honda with its own stupid ugly piece of poo poo honda goatse edition
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im the intense hesitation about being able to drive by the tunnel opening without being t-boned
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wait no, im every cybertruck doing a rolling stop at the poorly attached stop sign wobbling in the wind
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Cat Face Joe posted:none of those are self driving
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Luigi Thirty posted:the cybertruck owner is an MBA influencer btw a what?
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Sagebrush posted:there are smaller deductions for smaller cars, but to get the max deduction it has to be a fat piece of poo poo. look up irs section 179 your personal deduction must be insane then!
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Whizbat! posted:panel gaap
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Carthag Tuek posted:ive never seen a cyber duck irl what, do you live in a developed country with enforced car safety regulations or something?
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im the tacky golden wrap with a giant qr code on it that’s definitely not contributing to why people think my vehicle is awful
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Baxate posted:they’re already fighting i can fix her
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akadajet posted:lol
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cyber dad bod
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Eeyo posted:i stupidly tried dip once and it was one of the worst experiences of my life same, just instant dizzy-and-gonna-puke feeling
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yeah i turned off the video at first thinking it was never actually going to get to the tesla test lol
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:the recent cheese episode is really good who cut it? ![]()
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mystes posted:It's satire if being sat on makes you angry I think txt me cowboy
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Bugsy posted:The why didnt you sign the birth certificate saying you were the fasther? lmao
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# ¿ May 21, 2025 15:46 |
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Megabound posted:https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s6j27rxb3ic2rxw73ixgqv2p/post/3llsbjwnhx223?ref_src=embed ![]()
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