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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


ill make the wiki

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

fear of musk’s seed

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

gabensraum posted:

when cars tell you who they are, believe them

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Dijkstracula posted:

monkey's paw curl, all those "buttons" are actually feedbackless capacitive touch, all tied to the same high-latency infotainment system running atop a snapdragon 286 chip

aaaaaaaaaaa

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

im glad tesla drivers are dying

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

The_Franz posted:

most modern, ginormous trucks have less cargo space than a compact suv, so cybertrk isn't really unique in that aspect

most ginormous men have tiny dicks too, really makes you think :thunk:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Roosevelt posted:

he can't post or get an erection

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

akadajet posted:

YouTube allows boobs if you’re posting a music video

:hawaaaafap:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

akadajet posted:

whenever youtube randomly logs me out I see a lot of videos of an older woman with huge knockers gardening in overalls with nothing under them.

Roosevelt posted:

turn on your monitor rofl

txt me

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


🫡

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

you’re also buying 30,000 miles worth of random people’s farts embedded in the seats

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

got to see my first cybertruck during a visit back in the us

my wife asked “what the hell is that” and when i had to explain what a cyber truck was to her she replied with “it looks like a bad version of what someone would make a futuristic vehicle look like in a movie 30 years ago”

what an ugly piece of garbage, like others said you really can’t appreciate how terrible it looks until you see it personally

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Trig Discipline posted:

that's not a very nice way to talk about your wife

she married me, what do you expect

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

he “gets” sex by not getting it

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

fart simpson posted:

that’s out of the price range for anyone i know

get better friends fart

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Roosevelt posted:

he's right

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

new zealand isn’t real

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

fart simpson posted:

statistically there probably is

not for long!

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

infernal machines posted:

everything's bigger in texas

except their dicks

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


im the tesla police

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Roosevelt posted:

look out elon, here comes honda with its own stupid ugly piece of poo poo




honda goatse edition

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


im the intense hesitation about being able to drive by the tunnel opening without being t-boned

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

wait no, im every cybertruck doing a rolling stop at the poorly attached stop sign wobbling in the wind

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Cat Face Joe posted:

none of those are self driving

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Luigi Thirty posted:

the cybertruck owner is an MBA influencer btw

a what?

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Sagebrush posted:

there are smaller deductions for smaller cars, but to get the max deduction it has to be a fat piece of poo poo. look up irs section 179

your personal deduction must be insane then!

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Whizbat! posted:

panel gaap

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


🫡

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Carthag Tuek posted:

ive never seen a cyber duck irl :cool:

what, do you live in a developed country with enforced car safety regulations or something?

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

im the tacky golden wrap with a giant qr code on it that’s definitely not contributing to why people think my vehicle is awful

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


i can fix her

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


:hmmyes:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

cyber dad bod

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Eeyo posted:

i stupidly tried dip once and it was one of the worst experiences of my life

same, just instant dizzy-and-gonna-puke feeling

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

yeah i turned off the video at first thinking it was never actually going to get to the tesla test lol

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

the recent cheese episode is really good

who cut it? :xd:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

mystes posted:

It's satire if being sat on makes you angry I think

txt me cowboy

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Bugsy posted:

The why didnt you sign the birth certificate saying you were the fasther?



lmao

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


:hmmyes:

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