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Brainworm
Mar 23, 2007

...one of these--
As he hath spices of them all, not all,
For I dare so far free him--made him fear'd...
Nap Ghost
The last century has produced some amazing toys, from 1950's Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab to 2001's Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broom. But what's the most amazing toy we'll find under our Christmas, Chanukkah, or Kwanzaa trees in 2024?

My pick: Punirunes. Teaches kids some valuable, real-world skills.

But I bet the forums can do better. Pack this thread with your candidates for most amazing toy of 2024.

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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
Make Your Own Janjerel Flavor Kit

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Pfft, cheap dumb electronic fingerboxes. Back in my day they had nice glossy stained wood exteriors with of course the classic innards

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Salted nuts, $2.99

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

There's no point in toys anymore, kids just want to watch YouTube and play Roblox.

Brainworm posted:

My pick: Punirunes. Teaches kids some valuable, real-world skills.

I feel like the entire idea behind this was to get people to yell "quit touching/stop sticking your finger in my puni" and then they had to think up the product after.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The interactive yoga goat and the exceptionally annoying Miss Rachel singing doll.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
Smugworth stretch doll

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Came here to post this

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

I got these little magnet balls that are pretty cool

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


mr beast nunchucks

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Brainworm posted:

My pick: Punirunes. Teaches kids some valuable, real-world skills.

Real talk tho I'd never seen these thanks for the heads up. Fantastic idea for Christmas coming up.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

mr beast nunchucks

mr beast douche

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
the Carvera desktop CNC mill with automatic tool changer.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

c*mpantry posted:

mr beast douche

I toy with this poster all day, he'll never beat me :hehe:

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Boomerang. Toy and a weapon all in one.
And Lego of course.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


tamagotchis are back. and now they gently caress

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
My kids like slime a lot.

Also American Girl dolls. They have a 90s one now that has her own American Girl doll.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

tamagotchis are back. and now they gently caress

tamagotsomes

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

It’s Balldo.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
ChatGPT-powered Furby

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
It's the rc lizard that climbs walls my best friend bought his son one and it kicks rear end

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


you broke my grill posted:

I got these little magnet balls that are pretty cool

Did your health insurance cover that

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with



Grimey Drawer

Here i thought this was some thing that had some benign use and just looked like a sex toy, but nope, that is actually just a sex toy... And kinda a dumb one at that

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

Here i thought this was some thing that had some benign use and just looked like a sex toy, but nope, that is actually just a sex toy... And kinda a dumb one at that

:balldo:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

Here i thought this was some thing that had some benign use and just looked like a sex toy, but nope, that is actually just a sex toy... And kinda a dumb one at that

i don't understand what is dumb about testicular insertion

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




apple vision pro

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
pack of smokes and some soy sauce packets from the Chinese place

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

fortnite battle pass and snopp dog crip walking dance + skin

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Literally A Person posted:

pack of smokes and some soy sauce packets from the Chinese place

Yeah you wish mr fancy pants. You're getting angry cat bites like usual it's all we can afford

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


gun

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Robux and whatever other toy your worthless spouse can spend the least amount of time on, probably a squishmallow in the discount bin also at the grocery store

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

shashibo is actually pretty cool to gently caress around with, especially if you have more than one to join together



not 2024 but whatever

Pink Mist
Sep 28, 2021

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

tamagotchis are back. and now they gently caress

these are fun. when they gently caress fireworks go off

large hands
Jan 24, 2006

Bad Purchase posted:

apple vision pro

epic post/username combo

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


Bad Purchase posted:

apple vision pro

I was told by a very prominent former poster that it was the future of everything and NOT a toy

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Did your health insurance cover that

no but they should because fidget toys help my autism

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

Here i thought this was some thing that had some benign use and just looked like a sex toy, but nope, that is actually just a sex toy... And kinda a dumb one at that

fuk u

ZemblaRex
Sep 21, 2024



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Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


ZemblaRex posted:



Uh oh! These Puppies have got to go! These adorable puppies are as real as it gets. They will cuddle you, bark for you and even eat like real puppies too. Once their tummies are full, they'll need to go! Watch them poop with color changing magic! Your new Pets Alive Pooping Puppy can't wait to become your new furry friend! There are 3 puppies to collect, will you adopt the pug, dalmatian or husky?

Please tell me more. I love pooping puppy furries.

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