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neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.

git apologist posted:

it sounds like that dude that started 8chan that people suspect is q

nobody thinks the guy who started 8chan is q, it's the guy he sold it to. not a fan of that guy at all but not because of qanon poo poo.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!

neongrey posted:

nobody thinks the guy who started 8chan is q, it's the guy he sold it to. not a fan of that guy at all but not because of qanon poo poo.

This is where some goon comes in to the thread and starts freaking out accusing you of being a q anon lover and totally taking your post out of context

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Still having a hard time believing that Robert Evans invited the 8chan guy onto his podcast to co host an episode of Behind the Bastards.

I know it happened, still having a hard time believing it.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




What ep?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

The Man Trying to Resurrect 8chan (Starring 8chan's Founder)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRsXyOSVvKU

Apparently the 8chan guy is reformed and turned a new leaf.

neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.

Valko posted:

Still having a hard time believing that Robert Evans invited the 8chan guy onto his podcast to co host an episode of Behind the Bastards.

I know it happened, still having a hard time believing it.

Yeah like, it was only when qanon got going that he decided that was too far for him. Gamergate? Never heard a lick of remorse from him about that, and he facilitated so much poo poo through that alone. Never mind anything else people were getting up to on his website while it was still very much his.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
I think my favorite poster that flamed out - and I don’t know the story of how that happened - was Cumshitter.

I regularly LOL’d at his hosed-up posts, and I’m more of a ‘slight smile’ person.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



JnnyThndrs posted:

I think my favorite poster that flamed out - and I don’t know the story of how that happened - was Cumshitter.

I regularly LOL’d at his hosed-up posts, and I’m more of a ‘slight smile’ person.

Cumshitter's posts in the r/relationships threads like 4 years ago were gold. Legit some of the funniest stuff in that thread.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

JnnyThndrs posted:

I think my favorite poster that flamed out - and I don’t know the story of how that happened - was Cumshitter.

I regularly LOL’d at his hosed-up posts, and I’m more of a ‘slight smile’ person.

An incredibly lovely and also permabanned poster named Alec Eiffel used a big thread in CSPAM as his boring and stupid personal vlog, in a very annoying way, for an extended period, and Cumshitter eventually lost his poo poo and either doxxed him or made a death threat, I think.

Iirc AE is one of the folks who ate a perma for just having a super unhealthy and creepy relationship with the forums rather than any one specific thing.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
Did big peeler flame out or fade away?

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Soonmot posted:

Did big peeler flame out or fade away?

Well according to the SAclopedia he was given a probation for low quality threads, begged to be allowed to post, and burnt out/was banned for posting 'celebrity photo threads' including apparently of Jessica Alba and photos of the Olsen twins

He was still alive as of 13 November last year, as evidenced by his posts on X, the everything app

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


IIRC he lost a lot of people by starting a thread about when the Olsen twins would become "legal" and acted like everyone else was the weirdo for not wanting anything to do with the idea.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose

muscles like this! posted:

IIRC he lost a lot of people by starting a thread about when the Olsen twins would become "legal" and acted like everyone else was the weirdo for not wanting anything to do with the idea.

An alarming number of people started threads about that back then. It was one of those weird internet obsessions that possibly started off as an ironic transgressive joke but eventually became a horrifyingly genuine thing.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




how many of them went on to become reddit power-moderators?

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
The obsession with the Olsen twins was always a little too enthusiastic to be ironic imo

And they were kids! It sucked pretty bad!

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Chewbecca posted:

The obsession with the Olsen twins was always a little too enthusiastic to be ironic imo

And they were kids! It sucked pretty bad!

Was it Ashton Kutcher who walked around wearing a shirt with the date they turn 18?

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

An alarming number of people started threads about that back then. It was one of those weird internet obsessions that possibly started off as an ironic transgressive joke but eventually became a horrifyingly genuine thing.

It was also a thing on bash.org, back when bash.org existed

(Though how much of that was goons I'm not actually sure).

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
How did it even make any sense in the first place? We're all the same age as the Olsen's

lifg
Dec 4, 2000
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Muldoon
The whole culture, or whatever it was called before it was called bro culture, was obsessed with the Olsen twins turning 18. Radio hosts, college dudes, large swaths of the internet.

neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.
Yeah it was everywhere back then. Gross af.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Iirc cliffyb was also a huge creep about the Olsen twins

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
I think there was even someone talking about it on Oprah? And asking them invasive questions about their eating disorders as well, when they were clearly super uncomfortable about it

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


webmeister posted:

I think there was even someone talking about it on Oprah? And asking them invasive questions about their eating disorders as well, when they were clearly super uncomfortable about it

Yeah it was Oprah, which was wild considering her own issues with people commenting on her weight.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

i can't wait to curb stomp you in these dumb ugly-ass Rick Owens shoes

shame on an IGA posted:

oh my god that dude sucked so much
lmao he got garbage dayed over 15 years ago and was noteworthy for absolutely nothing aside from being absolutely white noise and the creepy old guy at dallas goon meets, which was a high bar back when xj*axx lived there. i thought for certain nobody else in this thread would remember him but i guess he was just THAT bad

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose

TenementFunster posted:

lmao he got garbage dayed over 15 years ago and was noteworthy for absolutely nothing aside from being absolutely white noise and the creepy old guy at dallas goon meets, which was a high bar back when xj*axx lived there. i thought for certain nobody else in this thread would remember him but i guess he was just THAT bad

I've never been to Dallas but I loving hated him too.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

Iirc cliffyb was also a huge creep about the Olsen twins

CliffyB posted:

You are all FAR TOO SENSITIVE TO THIS.

First - the Olsen twins are lucky that they turned out as hot as they are. They looked like animals when younger.

Second - Mandy Moore was a babe when she was 15, and she is a babe now.

Third - The age of consent should be 14 everywhere. poo poo, by the time you hit 12 you know what you're doing.

Fourth - A 14, 15, 16 year old can be hot. If you find breasts and hips and pubic hair attractive on a woman you are NOT A PEDERAST.

Cliff

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill




The intrusive thoughts are telling me to screenshot that post and copy the link and tweet it at CliffyB, because goddamn.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Give him a break. He was a mere child of 28 when he posted that

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Everyone who posted in that thread should be permabanned

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Chewbecca posted:

Everyone who posted in that thread should be permabanned

You beat me to making this exact post. Oddly the person at the top of the last page did get permabanned in 2022 for admitting to being a pedophile all those years ago, so it's odd that everyone else in the thread didn't get the same treatment. Maybe it's just because the other accounts are long-dormant? Still, better safe than sorry I say.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose

Chewbecca posted:

Everyone who posted in that thread should be permabanned

There's a couple posters pointing out how creepy that poo poo is, but otherwise yeah. I think banning them has come up before but the admins said they only perma'd people who had actually used their accounts in the last few years.

And CliffyB should be destroyed, if not for that post then for helping Tim Schafer's crypto bullshit (albeit indirectly by working on 90s Epic games).

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Apr 5, 2025

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
Just permaban all the posters debating the fuckability of teenagers, there's doesn't have to be caveats around it

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Raise age of consent to 21. Execute anyone who complains about it.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Raise age of consent to 21. Execute anyone who complains about it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Raise age of consent to 21. Execute everyone

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
You only have to execute everyone who has sex to achieve the same effect.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose
Why take chances?

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Raise age of consent to 21. Execute anyone who complains about it.

Done.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
so cliffy b almost literally doing the "actually it's ephobaphile" meme

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Take them, they're warm.
My favourite part of the years-long Methanar saga (ok maybe the only part that was enjoyable to watch, because a lot of it was just offputting and weird) was watching over and over again as he posted

"My life is miserable, what should I change?"

only to have unanimous answers of

"Literally everything about it. Move out of the windowless basement suite. Move somewhere warmer maybe, at least leave Edmonton jesus christ. Get a hobby. Go outside. Meet people your own age. Don't drive your featherweight RWD pickup truck overnight in the dead of winter across the deserted prairies, maybe wait till morning to do it. Try spending some of your literal million dollars on something interesting or go somewhere interesting rather than min-maxxing the everloving poo poo out of your RRSP, TFSA, and unregistered brokerage accounts. Cook yourself some real food."

And inevitably he would hear something like

"Move to Las Vegas, into your distant cousin's attic suite with no A/C and a loud busy family of four downstairs who don't speak your language. Make sure it's Las Vegas because you don't know anybody there and there is absolutely nothing to do with your spare time, and it gets way too loving hot. Continue to be a miser with your wealth. Focus on minimizing your tax obligations."

So he would move to Las Vegas, roast like a potato in his home-office-bedroom-cum-instant-pot, and complain that the taxes are still too high and there's nothing to do around town.

I feel so bad for the posters who continued to give him earnest advice and suggestions to try and dangle the ladder in front of his face, only for us to watch as he made decision after baffling decision in what might be the most painful episode of "I could do so much better than he if I had his income" I've ever experienced.

Anyways he moved to Vancouver, WA to avoid income tax while shopping in Portland, OR to avoid sales tax. He loaded up his measly belongings into his 2012 Honda Accord one day in Vegas and drove straight to Vancouver with zero planning & preparation and ended up sleeping in said car for a while until he found a place to rent. What a guy,

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