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Kemono-san
Oct 7, 2007

^^^ me, pro gaming

d0s posted:

That opinion was basically the spirit of Gamefan magazine and any forum where people played lots of action games was, way before 1999

gamefan ftw. i think they thought literally every Sega Saturn game that never got localized would have saved the system

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FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
GameFan ruled because someone spiked the coffee with acid and it made a reviewer think Cybermoprh on the Atari Jaguar was the second coming of Christ.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MrQwerty posted:

lol pc accelerator

I still have one or two they are insanely funny in a bad way.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I still have one or two they are insanely funny in a bad way.

lets make maxim where we put tits next to geforce 2 reviews

Kemono-san
Oct 7, 2007

^^^ me, pro gaming
I once posted about gamefan on Twitter, and someone, unprompted, replied to me saying that one time, paychecks were late because the EIC spent all their funds on a life size Sonic the Hedgehog statue

Kemono-san
Oct 7, 2007

^^^ me, pro gaming

d0s
Jun 28, 2004


they're right

Kemono-san
Oct 7, 2007

^^^ me, pro gaming
it was silhouette mirage so they absolutely were correct

Kemono-san
Oct 7, 2007

^^^ me, pro gaming

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

I also busted when I played that

Kemono-san
Oct 7, 2007

^^^ me, pro gaming
sorry someone brought up gamefan and I had a bunch of crops from that mag saved for some reason

Sir Mat of Dickie
Jul 19, 2012

Siddhartha Gautama, the Buddha, drew a circle with a piece of red chalk and said: “When men, even unknowingly, are to meet one day, whatever may befall each, whatever their diverging paths, on the said day, they will inevitably come together in the red circle."
Where do you guys look for walkthroughs?

Kemono-san
Oct 7, 2007

^^^ me, pro gaming
like this guys incredibly badass list of his top ten games of 1996

lolman
Jan 7, 2023

a real newbie

goochtit posted:

Asheron's Call > Everquest

fuckin true but i prefer ultima online

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

Feels Villeneuve posted:

like this guys incredibly badass list of his top ten games of 1996



That drawing is exactly how that dude looks in real life too.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lara croft titty lmao

Kemono-san
Oct 7, 2007

^^^ me, pro gaming

FrumpleOrz posted:

That drawing is exactly how that dude looks in real life too.

he knew exactly how cool he would look in 25 years

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Nintendo?? More like Wintendo. Sega fuckheads leave.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

Completely badass move to put a Dezaemon "game" on your top 10 list, I had a fan page for the SNES one

Kemono-san
Oct 7, 2007

^^^ me, pro gaming
i think the complete run of Gamefan is archived and scanned in various game mag sites and they're a trip, one of my favorite retro mags

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

Nintendo?? More like Wintendo. Sega fuckheads leave.

Nintendo does what Segan't

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Empty Sandwich posted:

Nintendo does what Segan't

:emptyquote:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Sir Mat of Dickie posted:

Where do you guys look for walkthroughs?

Gamefaqs dot com. and I'm pretty sure I'll still be looking at that same site 25 years from now.

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
Game Players Magazine was so much better before they switched to Ultra Game Players.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Sometimes, you just
have to dance.
You can’t get any more realistic than The Sims

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
This Dreamcast is totally going to revive Sega and make them competitive again!

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

Justin Godscock posted:

This Dreamcast is totally going to revive Sega and make them competitive again!

I love it so much I'm going to pirate every game and let everyone know how easy it is to do, 24 years later oops all microtransactions

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Games will never be better than they were in the last few years.

No one will ever beat Age of Empires 2.

Oh and Nintendo is just for little babies, all they release are kids games like Pokemon. I have literally not seen a single game for their system that isn't aimed at children.

Animal
Apr 8, 2003

Pour one for voodooextreme.com

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Pour one out for Newgrounds Flash games

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



lol remember planet quake and planet half-life

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Fallout 2 was amazing, how long before we get a Quake2 Total Conversion for Fallout 3?

Animal
Apr 8, 2003

MrQwerty posted:

lol remember planet quake and planet half-life

You just reminded me of something. Here is an old man gamer story that relates to 1999 Something Awful...

In around 1999 I used to have Lowtax on ICQ. Back then it would be normal to have randos on your contact list, and I was a teenage rando on his contact list. He would usually be open to chatting whenever I messaged him, though he had this idle arrogance about him that then I chalked up to him just being older and cooler than me. At some point he ran into financial problems because Planet Quake or Shack News or whatever stiffed him on his pay. He had just recently posted a review of a 3Dfx Vooodoo 3 video card that he received as a review sample he could keep. I suggested to him that since that was a very new video card that was hard to get, he should post it on this website called eBay. And then have the people on the Something Awful forums (gen 1 forums, a toxic nest of edgelords) bid on it. He did, and it backfired. eBay was really lovely back then. The people in the forums just kept troll bidding higher and higher numbers and the auction ended up in the thousands of dollars. The buyer then never sent him the money but eBay kept trying to charge Lowtax the sales fee and the whole situation spiraled out of control. He them hit me up on ICQ blaming me for it saying it was a loving stupid idea and I probably planned to troll him all along, and blocked me on ICQ. And that's the last time I ever talked to Lowtax.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



its pretty wild that this website is basically the direct continuation of PQ/PHL after GameSpy started openly loving everyone over, and still exists in spite of itself

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Asherons's call on one screen and FF8 on another.

FF8 is so good. I wont have a different opinion until someone online complains about the draw system ten years from now.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Animal posted:

You just reminded me of something. Here is an old man gamer story that relates to 1999 Something Awful...

In around 1999 I used to have Lowtax on ICQ. Back then it would be normal to have randos on your contact list, and I was a teenage rando on his contact list. He would usually be open to chatting whenever I messaged him, though he had this idle arrogance about him that then I chalked up to him just being older and cooler than me. At some point he ran into financial problems because Planet Quake or Shack News or whatever stiffed him on his pay. He had just recently posted a review of a 3Dfx Vooodoo 3 video card that he received as a review sample he could keep. I suggested to him that since that was a very new video card that was hard to get, he should post it on this website called eBay. And then have the people on the Something Awful forums (gen 1 forums, a toxic nest of edgelords) bid on it. He did, and it backfired. eBay was really lovely back then. The people in the forums just kept troll bidding higher and higher numbers and the auction ended up in the thousands of dollars. The buyer then never sent him the money but eBay kept trying to charge Lowtax the sales fee and the whole situation spiraled out of control. He them hit me up on ICQ blaming me for it saying it was a loving stupid idea and I probably planned to troll him all along, and blocked me on ICQ. And that's the last time I ever talked to Lowtax.

lol

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Animal posted:

You just reminded me of something. Here is an old man gamer story that relates to 1999 Something Awful...

In around 1999 I used to have Lowtax on ICQ. Back then it would be normal to have randos on your contact list, and I was a teenage rando on his contact list. He would usually be open to chatting whenever I messaged him, though he had this idle arrogance about him that then I chalked up to him just being older and cooler than me. At some point he ran into financial problems because Planet Quake or Shack News or whatever stiffed him on his pay. He had just recently posted a review of a 3Dfx Vooodoo 3 video card that he received as a review sample he could keep. I suggested to him that since that was a very new video card that was hard to get, he should post it on this website called eBay. And then have the people on the Something Awful forums (gen 1 forums, a toxic nest of edgelords) bid on it. He did, and it backfired. eBay was really lovely back then. The people in the forums just kept troll bidding higher and higher numbers and the auction ended up in the thousands of dollars. The buyer then never sent him the money but eBay kept trying to charge Lowtax the sales fee and the whole situation spiraled out of control. He them hit me up on ICQ blaming me for it saying it was a loving stupid idea and I probably planned to troll him all along, and blocked me on ICQ. And that's the last time I ever talked to Lowtax.

amazing hahaha

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


nintendo sixty-four more like nintendo SUXty-four :c00l:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Gen. Ripper posted:

nintendo sixty-four more like nintendo SUXty-four :c00l:

It was called the 64 because that was how much every cartridge cost, when PlayStation discs were $40

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


ran into a crate in the first room. what a bunch of clowns

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