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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

We all love celebrities but sometimes they do bad stuff. I'll start

Bill Cosby - Rape

Robert Downey Junior - Drugs

Al Green - Cheating on his wife

Lillo Brancato Jr - Burglin'

Christ Farley - Fat

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Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
Alec Baldwin - Manslaughter

Kevin Spacey - Creepy douche

Drake - Canadian

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Goku - bad father

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!
OJ woman beater upper and murderer.

RansomStark
Nov 24, 2024

Amber Heard did the dirty on Jack sparrows sheets

banjo_kathoey
Nov 24, 2024
computer woman
Rip Torn - drunk drove his car through a bank, or does that qualify as good stuff?

No Pants
Dec 10, 2000

Propaganda Machine posted:

Kevin Spacey - Creepy douche

there was an early GBS thread about celebrity interactions, and one guy posted about how Spacey was a family friend who came over for dinner sometimes and once propositioned him while he was putting the coats away

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Armies hammers - hungry for fingants

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
Rachel “Raygun” Gunn

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Louis CK - :ck5:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Billionaires, millionaires, politicians - being evil and loving over anyone that isn't a business owner, hedge fund, or bank. Also war crimes.

beaviss
Dec 20, 2021

banjo_kathoey posted:

Rip Torn - drunk drove his car through a bank, or does that qualify as good stuff?

he also tried to murder Norman Mailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uh7Z4mTza4

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Goku - bad father

Goku would install Hitler as dictator as long as it meant he got a fun fight against the Wehrmacht

computer69
Nov 24, 2024

my cool avatar
i was the kid that japanese musician cornelius forced to eat his own poo poo when he was a bully. its pretty funny now in retrospect lol

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Goku would install Hitler as dictator as long as it meant he got a fun fight against the Wehrmacht

Hitler's crimes are many but probably worst of all is the fashion crime of that stupid mustache

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


Charlie Chaplin had been clowning on the hitler stache for two decades before Hitler (adolf amongst friends) tried to rehabilitate it. Too bad about all the other stuff because a hitler stache is so easy to maintain - you dont have all the bother with trying to shave under your nose and need to get out the tiny scissors for those few stray hairs that you cant get to with the razor. people will notice once they get long enough they go into your soup

well thanks for nothing adolf

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
one of the stories is that he had a huge Kaiser walrus stache but had to shave part of it to fit his gas mask in WWI

apparently nobody really knows for sure but he started wearing it in the 20s and everybody hated by say early 1945

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

To clarify: It's not me that sees it sexual. I think other people do and I can see why.
Rod Stewart -- had to have his stomach pumped from swallowing too much cum

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)



it's good to have a hobby

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



norm mcdonald, the oj guy from weekend update - being too funny

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Chevy Chase - general rear end in a top hat

The Z-Man
Nov 13, 2012

Nap Ghost
Harvey Weinstein

Vince McMahon

atrocious sex crimes

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

The X-man cometh posted:

Chevy Chase - general rear end in a top hat

His film - Funny Farm - was the worst comedy I've ever seen.

Schwarzenegger - Everyone seems to forget how he got his nickname the Gropinator.

Mike Tyson - Convicted rapist. Which everyone seems to have forgot too.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!
Shaq - not going the gently caress away.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Rob Lowe had a threesome with a minor and video taped it.

FrotSpawn
Nov 25, 2024
Island Boys - pact with Satan and they later tried to blame each other for accepting the deal no solidarity

Chuck Berry - voyeur extraordinaire

Peewee - possibly owned child porn on accident because his porn stash was so big but I mean that's not as bad as being a pædophile but still seems off

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

FrotSpawn posted:

Chuck Berry - voyeur extraordinaire

Railroaded just for being security conscious

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Wim Hof the ice man exploded his poopy rear end in a top hat into a public fountain in the netherlands.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


micheal jackson - drew a nipple on mickey mouse at walt disneyland
tomy lee jones - drove a black ford lincoln continental through a kindergarten
mother teressa - said too many hail marys. wore out the holy mother's name
tom bombadil - fucker

FrotSpawn
Nov 25, 2024
Tolkien downplayed the influence of the ring cycle on his work because he was afraid of the Looney Left, also his books are too long

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


micheal jay fox - unliensed open heart surgery
macaulay culkin (home alone kidd) - beastiality
pope (anyone) - satanism
scrooge mcduck - grand larcensy
george washington - teeth
george bush - coup d'etat
george bush junior - ursurpation
george (curious) - genocide
harrison ford - detroit
santa claus - union busting
lennox lennox - rape (presidential pardoned)

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Poohs Packin posted:

Wim Hof the ice man exploded his poopy rear end in a top hat into a public fountain in the netherlands.

I had to make sure you weren’t talking about Mr. Cool Ice
I don’t want to have to see him milkshake ducked

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

tom bombadil - fucker

let's not say things we can't take back pal

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
goldberry better not read these forums

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


your friend sk posted:

let's not say things we can't take back pal

hey i dont make the rules

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

signalnoise posted:

goldberry better not read these forums

goes double for goldbelly

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


piff dibby - stole the song of the spheres
julius plumbus - train robbery
shakira - cattle rustling
hulk hogman - cattle wrestling
hugh jackman - beat up a building
paul logan - gerontophilia
the olsen twins - cannibalism
third olsen twin - drug mule
olsen brothers - forgery of the king's coin

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Marky Mark: beating an Asian man half-blind

MrQwerty posted:

norm mcdonald, the oj guy from weekend update - being too funny

didn’t the “I think everyone involved in this story should die” line come from a story about a trans man being gang raped and murdered in the 90’s?

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

RansomStark posted:

Amber Heard did the dirty on Jack sparrows sheets

also Johnny Depp did lots of horrific abuse on top of a recorded history of being a violent alcoholic both in and out of public and then hired an elite PR team to smear his ex as the real abuser during his trial and everyone bought it. seems pretty bad if you ask me!

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Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024
Santa Claus - Ignores Jews except for at the Salvation Army donation bucket.

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