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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


Charlie Chaplin had been clowning on the hitler stache for two decades before Hitler (adolf amongst friends) tried to rehabilitate it. Too bad about all the other stuff because a hitler stache is so easy to maintain - you dont have all the bother with trying to shave under your nose and need to get out the tiny scissors for those few stray hairs that you cant get to with the razor. people will notice once they get long enough they go into your soup

well thanks for nothing adolf

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


micheal jackson - drew a nipple on mickey mouse at walt disneyland
tomy lee jones - drove a black ford lincoln continental through a kindergarten
mother teressa - said too many hail marys. wore out the holy mother's name
tom bombadil - fucker

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


micheal jay fox - unliensed open heart surgery
macaulay culkin (home alone kidd) - beastiality
pope (anyone) - satanism
scrooge mcduck - grand larcensy
george washington - teeth
george bush - coup d'etat
george bush junior - ursurpation
george (curious) - genocide
harrison ford - detroit
santa claus - union busting
lennox lennox - rape (presidential pardoned)

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


your friend sk posted:

let's not say things we can't take back pal

hey i dont make the rules

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


piff dibby - stole the song of the spheres
julius plumbus - train robbery
shakira - cattle rustling
hulk hogman - cattle wrestling
hugh jackman - beat up a building
paul logan - gerontophilia
the olsen twins - cannibalism
third olsen twin - drug mule
olsen brothers - forgery of the king's coin

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


ron paul - allowed
ru paul - not allowed
nu paul - slave trading
barack obama - retarded bitch
john travolta - broke the comptitions legs with a sledgehammer at a 1976 disco tournament
harrison ford - detroit (second offense)
milton lavoyette - burglary
xi jingping - hamburglary
bulk putini - bad luck charms
milli vanilli - Unapologetic

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