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Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
Hello, who are you? How long have you been here?

Wow, that's interesting, Peetey!! Now where did you learn those sorts of words?

Well I'm so sorry for your hardship. All I have to offer is this mickey of Fireball so I suppose it will have to do for now. I don't know what you do for food but maybe I can get some vegetables from the Taco Bell down the way.

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I'm gonna get the bird a nice cage and some food and toys and put up signs everywhere to find its owner and give it lots of love and attention until the owner is found unless they're a lovely owner in which case I may take the bird in myself or rehome it with a loving family, depending on the required level of care and my ability to meet said level.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
Elon Musk comes forward to offer a :10bux: reward for the bird. He also claims that the bird's name is unpronounceable, like the artist formerly known as Prince, but dumber.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Want a beer, bird?

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Whoa what's up with this pigeon

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Whoa what's up with this pigeon

Oh gently caress, let’s get this guy back to Iron Mike before he kills us all.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

No thanks to Lizzo..
Tonight, we feast!

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006

Peeta griffin

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I have to parrots and I have nightmares about losing them.

Tellaris
Dec 23, 2005


Cat On Rope Entertainment: Random comments since 2004

Jose Oquendo posted:

I have to parrots and I have nightmares about losing them.

Same, but more frequent are the nightmares where I find parrots I somehow lost and just forgot about.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

both of my friends with pet birds lost them gently caress you for reminding me

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

I saved a budgie from some lovely pet store it was by itself I was a couple towns over from work coming home stopped in for cat food, little dude was in bad shape by himself, never owned a bird never wanted to, bought that guy

I’ve worked from home for a while now and he just is crushing it, sits with me while I work, flies around, loves edm when my wife is working out, loves hanging out with the kid, feathers looking majestic not dirty broken and clipped

Gonna be sad when this bird dies

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
so, not a pigeon?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Cassette Moodcore posted:

I saved a budgie from some lovely pet store it was by itself I was a couple towns over from work coming home stopped in for cat food, little dude was in bad shape by himself, never owned a bird never wanted to, bought that guy

I’ve worked from home for a while now and he just is crushing it, sits with me while I work, flies around, loves edm when my wife is working out, loves hanging out with the kid, feathers looking majestic not dirty broken and clipped

Gonna be sad when this bird dies

This is so cool.

Where does he poop and pee? All over?

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

Nah usually in his cage or his perch which has a tray and whatnot below it

But if you’re not ok with some stray bullets and cleaning them up birbs might not be for you

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Come. I shall train you in the ancient art of the ninja.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by Pragmatica
Nap Ghost

Buttchocks posted:

Come. I shall train you in the ancient art of the ninja.

LolI w9ould like to see it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by Pragmatica
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

LolI w9ould like to see it

I would also like to see it

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Someone take our picture!

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I give you food just please don't hurt my family

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