You have found an abandoned pet bird itt

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > You have found an abandoned pet bird itt

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

Hello, who are you? How long have you been here?

Wow, that's interesting, Peetey!! Now where did you learn those sorts of words?

Well I'm so sorry for your hardship. All I have to offer is this mickey of Fireball so I suppose it will have to do for now. I don't know what you do for food but maybe I can get some vegetables from the Taco Bell down the way.

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# ¿ Jan 18, 2026 11:03

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

Elon Musk comes forward to offer a :10bux:

reward for the bird. He also claims that the bird's name is unpronounceable, like the artist formerly known as Prince, but dumber.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2024 00:39

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