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Valko
Sep 17, 2015
Meet Ghost. He's a four year old alpaca.



My dairy farmer friend brought him to the craft fair today, thinking he might draw in a crowd.



He seems to be right. Ghost turned out to be a big hit as the day went on.



It's almost hometime but we have to visit a few people first.



Say hello to the nice people, Ghost!




Now it's time to visit one of the local pubs.





She was a huge hit. The owners thanked us - for all of the 15 minutes we had her in there.

I took her up the street and asked my sister if I could take Ghost into her bar. She was being a bitch as usual.


Jokes on her. I emptied all; the customers out to take a look at Ghost anyway. Ha!


After the day was over we joked about putting her into Santa's grotto instead of Santa, she seemed to be more popular with the kids anyway.
Sorry folks, don't come back next year.

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Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

Ireland really goes all in on blackface huh

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Everyone looks so happy

Valko
Sep 17, 2015
I could post the unedited pics but I'm not sure about the legality of that.

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

Looks pretty fun, Valko. Definitely spreading good vibes and cheer. Reminds me of a time I showed my high school friends the new farm town I lived in. We closed the bars down at 230 am and the locals took me and my friends back to one of their family farms to hunt chickens and ride around on 4 wheelers.

The photo that looks to be an antique shop or something, why does it have a photo of America's founding fathers?

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

insane anime posted:

The photo that looks to be an antique shop or something, why does it have a photo of America's founding fathers?

It's the local historical and cultural centre. A lot of American presidents can trace their roots back to Ireland. During the summer an American couple on vacation from Georgia came over trying to trace their own roots. We have lots of documents. A man from our town became a native american chief over there a long time ago. I'll have to look up details.

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

Valko posted:

It's the local historical and cultural centre. A lot of American presidents can trace their roots back to Ireland. During the summer an American couple on vacation from Georgia came over trying to trace their own roots. We have lots of documents. A man from our town became a native american chief over there a long time ago. I'll have to look up details.

That's cool. Thank you very much.

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

insane anime posted:

That's cool. Thank you very much.

Just made some phonecalls, were closed for the next few days.

You'll have to wait until Tuesday until the place opens again. Then I'll be able to share the story of how a man from my town became a Sioux chieftain.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Ask and ye shall receive.

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Everyone looks so happy

Some people really know how to have fun on a Saturday night.

insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

The main takeaway here is that Valko's sister is a bitch.

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

insane anime posted:

The main takeaway here is that Valko's sister is a bitch.

I didn't inform her I was coming. I walked into the bar and asked where she was. I was told she was upstairs, ran up and called her and she came out of her bedroom - straight from the shower wearing nothing but towels - and just immediately asked if I could bring an alpaca into the bar.

She can be forgiven for being a bit bitchy.

Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003

cool story, valko :cheers:

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

Pragmatica posted:

cool story, valko :cheers:

Thanks.

I didn't have to wait until Tuesday to find the story of how a man in my small town became a Sioux chief. My mom called and I asked if they had a copy of the book 'Famous Maghera Men'. She did, one which she bought in 1980 - before I was born.

I remember my primary school teacher telling me this story when I was 8. The book this story came from was first published in 1971. I think this is the first time this has ever been posted on the internet.





e: Yikes!!!! I just read over the story. Yeah, a lot of terms wouldn't be PC today...

Valko fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Nov 30, 2024

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That whole thing is p yikes.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Hey ghost

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010
i'm sorry i just really really hate your avatar

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

Ireland really goes all in on blackface huh

It’s the only place I’ve seen someone in public in blackface, part of a huge group of drunks in Dublin.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
Christmas Alpaca: hocking a little stinky Xmas cheer wherever she goes.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




1970's stdh.txt and amazing seasonal alpaca visits!
I didn't even know I wanted this for Xmas.

Thanks Valko

Shamewave
Nov 25, 2024

seeing an alpaca in person today would definitely make my day better

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Rad you should let the beasts run loose through the streets

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Copy that Ghost this is BOO BOO, I have your 6, over.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Nice alpaca!

I'm going to Ireland next year with my mom but she doesn't want to go to the north at all lol.

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Nice alpaca!

I'm going to Ireland next year with my mom but she doesn't want to go to the north at all lol.

Keep in touch. Ireland isn't very big. I'll show you where to get the best steak in the country. The Firebox Tavern. It's just over the border in Donegal.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Valko posted:

I didn't inform her I was coming. I walked into the bar and asked where she was. I was told she was upstairs, ran up and called her and she came out of her bedroom - straight from the shower wearing nothing but towels - and just immediately asked if I could bring an alpaca into the bar.

She can be forgiven for being a bit bitchy.

Did your sister do that thing where she "pretends" to pull her hair into a ponytail, but doesn't?

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

Thesaurus posted:

Did your sister do that thing where she "pretends" to pull her hair into a ponytail, but doesn't?

No, she had a towel twisted up round her hand like a turban. I arrived just shortly after 6pm on a Saturday. She was getting cleaned up and ready for a busy night ahead, hoping things wouldn't get out of hand. Last payday before Christmas means it was going to be a busy night.

Me turning up and asking if I could bring a large non-housebroken animal into the bar? I might as well have slapped her in the face with a fish.

Of course she said no.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼
𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓵
How many beers was Ghost offered at the pub?

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I have a dog named Ghost! Small world!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Honestly? Don't give the alpaca beer. What if it bites the glass or is rude with attitude? Has a jacket already

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.

Well the important thing is I was right about Star Trek.

Valko posted:

No, she had a towel twisted up round her hand like a turban. I arrived just shortly after 6pm on a Saturday. She was getting cleaned up and ready for a busy night ahead, hoping things wouldn't get out of hand. Last payday before Christmas means it was going to be a busy night.

Me turning up and asking if I could bring a large non-housebroken animal into the bar? I might as well have slapped her in the face with a fish.

Of course she said no.
I forgive your sister.

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
So, what does ghost do when it is not the Christmas season? Hang out with the reindeer or something?

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