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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


With the holidays upon us, we’re all visiting family again. Some look forward to it, others dread it, but it’s always exhausting. Let’s escape into fantasy by imagining our own sitcom family/friends group/hospital by casting different characters from shows.

Here’s my entry for best sitcom family:
Dad: Hal from Malcolm in the Middle - goofy but totally chill
Mom: Samantha from Bewitched - too good for Darryl, and that’s before we factor in magic powers
Brother: Bud from Married with Children - a horndog, but smart and always willing to pull you out of hot water
Sister: Fat Monica from Friends - nice, lies to cook, has hot friends
Neighbor: the fence guy from Home Improvement- stays out of my business except to drop wisdom every so often

Feel free to make up crazy categories like most dysfunctional family, or worst workplace ever

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Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
Hal was not chill. He was usually right on the edge of a nervous breakdown

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Nice tee off for most neurotic/anxiety producing family:
Hal fro Malcolm
Peggy from KotH
Carlton from Fresh Prince
Lisa from The Simpsons
And Kramer as the neighbor
Maybe the nosy wife from Bewitched

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I demand Cousin Oliver shows up at the end of Season 2. As is. No questions.

Jeremor
Jun 1, 2009

:amerikkka:
Sheldon from big bang theory
Al bundy from married with children

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Jeremor posted:

Sheldon from big bang theory
Al bundy from married with children

Whoa, thread dexcending into horn posting already

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


It’s pretty clear that Al Bundy had low T and that health matter was just treated like a big joke. The 90s were a different time, man

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


6 chandlers

could there be any more of them?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Brady Bunch/Adams Family Crossover

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


If his mom was a vampire and his dad was a Frankenstein, why was eddy munster a werewolf?

Was Herman raising him thinking he was his biological son???

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
I wonder if the dad from Bluey would be able to quell the rage of the baby from Dinosaurs

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Big Bang Theory is like 3 spin offs deep now.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Frank from It's Always Sunny. Just Franks all the way down.

This is a post-apocalyptic show, obviously.

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024
The best dad from My Two Dads is Joey. Sorry Michael, you aren't the cool dad, you are the tightwad. :wal:

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Devils Affricate posted:

I wonder if the dad from Bluey would be able to quell the rage of the baby from Dinosaurs

This is a good matchup. Would the dad from Father Knows Best be able to raise the nightmare family from Unhappily Ever After?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Worst is easily just The Big Bang Theory. No changes.

Fantasy worst would be:

Dad: Ray Romano
Mom: Roseanne Barr
Neighbor: Jerry Seinfeld
Daughter: Dawn from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Son: The kid from Home Alone 3

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


/\/\/\/\ nightmare blunt rotation

Best crew for a heist:
Face: Jeff Winger from Community
Muscle: terry Crews character Brooklyn 99
Planner: Shawn Spencer, Psych
Skill tech: Roy from IT Squad
Wildcard: Todd from Bojcak Horseman

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I wan't a sitcom helmed by Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen: I want screeching screeds about videogame and every episode could have the father smashing a game console of some sort in rage (sometimes on the child's head).

The Aunty Donna guys can be the children.

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