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My older kids are 15 and 18. I'm thinking just cash for Christmas. But maybe throw in a Nirvana shirt? What the hell do teenagers in 2024 want?
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a car
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Dec 2, 2024 17:04
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forums membership, obviously
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Dec 2, 2024 17:18
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Buce posted:forums membership, obviously
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Dec 2, 2024 17:18
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Can't go wrong with a JBL outdoor bluetooth speaker, unless your teens hate music or something
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Dec 2, 2024 17:23
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Buce posted:forums membership, obviously I credit getting a forums membership as a teen making me the man I am today.
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Dec 2, 2024 17:31
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$200 Gift cards for Roblox and Fortnite skins.
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Dec 2, 2024 17:33
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Fishing rods, otherwise they will join a crime gang
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Dec 2, 2024 17:33
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A toaster
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Dec 2, 2024 17:44
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DrSunshine posted:$200 Gift cards for Roblox and Fortnite skins. yep. easy
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Dec 2, 2024 17:45
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A subscription to Readers Digest
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Dec 2, 2024 17:48
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get them one of these and tell them the salesman convinced you this is the most current sophisticate ultimate gaming experience 
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Dec 2, 2024 18:11
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Shamewave posted:get them one of these and tell them the salesman convinced you this is the most current sophisticate ultimate gaming experience they'll be happy to know it has more games than the ps5
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Dec 2, 2024 18:11
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Cocaine
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Dec 2, 2024 18:12
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the young guys all have that broccoli haircut now so maybe a coupon for a perm
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Dec 2, 2024 18:12
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Heard crocheting is all the rage, but if you want some more blood and violence, maybe needle felting?
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Dec 2, 2024 18:16
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You could just ask them what they want. Alternatively money is always cool and lets you acquire many peanuts.
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Dec 2, 2024 18:30
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money is just letting capitalism ask them what they want. and capitalism is better at asking than you
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Dec 2, 2024 18:31
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machine guns
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Dec 2, 2024 18:32
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Shamewave posted:get them one of these and tell them the salesman convinced you this is the most current sophisticate ultimate gaming experience Whoever is responsible for making this hates grandparents.
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Dec 2, 2024 18:34
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Shamewave posted:get them one of these and tell them the salesman convinced you this is the most current sophisticate ultimate gaming experience
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Dec 2, 2024 18:38
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numberoneposter posted:not even the pro version??? you're right, OP should treat the kids accordingly 
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Dec 2, 2024 18:52
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Buce posted:forums membership, obviously My son actually walked past my desk and asked me "what is something awful?" and I just stammered that it's just a dumb website for dummys. Now I'm afraid that he'll post about it on his snapchat and a bunch of high school boys will join the site and bully us. Devils Affricate posted:Can't go wrong with a JBL outdoor bluetooth speaker, unless your teens hate music or something Not a bad idea. Grey Cat posted:You could just ask them what they want. Did that first. I just got shrugs.
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Dec 2, 2024 18:53
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make a charitable donation on their behalf
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Dec 2, 2024 18:55
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Buce posted:forums membership, obviously
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Dec 2, 2024 18:55
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spacetoaster posted:My son actually walked past my desk and asked me "what is something awful?" and I just stammered that it's just a dumb website for dummys. Now I'm afraid that he'll post about it on his snapchat and a bunch of high school boys will join the site and bully us. We have like 20+ years expience in cyberbullying on those young guns.
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Dec 2, 2024 18:58
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spacetoaster posted:Did that first. I just got shrugs. Sounds like they don't want anything
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Dec 2, 2024 19:01
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Pay to make their tiktok videos go viral for a day.
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Dec 2, 2024 19:01
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https://www.etsy.com/listing/1494992786/taxidermy-smoking-drinking-beer-drunk https://www.vinylmeplease.com/ https://mcphee.com/products/lucky-take-out-surprise https://mcphee.com/collections/gifts/products/horse-head-mask SonOfGhostDad fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Dec 2, 2024 |
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Dec 2, 2024 19:03
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Rizz
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Dec 2, 2024 19:04
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 perhaps a skibidi toilet also
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Dec 2, 2024 19:05
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Socks, underwear, and magnum condoms.
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Dec 2, 2024 19:07
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SonOfGhostDad posted:https://www.etsy.com/listing/1494992786/taxidermy-smoking-drinking-beer-drunk had no idea there where so many taxidermies of mice doing cocaine and pole dances out there
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Dec 2, 2024 19:08
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Shamewave posted:get them one of these and tell them the salesman convinced you this is the most current sophisticate ultimate gaming experience Oh my God it’s adorable
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Dec 2, 2024 19:09
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:
I saw skibidi toilet toys in the store the other day. It’s a sick sad world.
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Dec 2, 2024 19:10
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Sophy Wackles posted:I saw skibidi toilet toys in the store the other day. It’s a sick sad world. oh god you're right  im glad my niece and nephew are still too young for the internet and i just know in a few years i'm going to learn about more stuff like this lol
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Dec 2, 2024 19:14
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A handful of butterscotch candy
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Dec 2, 2024 19:37
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spacetoaster posted:My son actually walked past my desk and asked me "what is something awful?" and I just stammered that it's just a dumb website for dummys. Now I'm afraid that he'll post about it on his snapchat and a bunch of high school boys will join the site and bully us. Wait until they found out you paid money to post here
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Cash is great, but give it to them in some creative way. My dad once gave my brother $100. It was all in singles, and each one was individually wrapped in a piece of newspaper. This was presented in a box roughly the size of a refrigerator. And the entire volume was filled with crumpled newspapers. The ratio of empty-to-filled sheets was about 4 to 1. Took my brother hours to insure he got all the singles.
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