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Let's hear it for Wim Hof, everyone's favorite wet grandpa. Famous for the Wim Hof Method.  I'm talking of course about the practice of obliterating your intestines by sitting on a water spout at a public fountain, minutes before meeting your estranged son. quote:about fifteen years ago Wim was swimming at a fountain in Amsterdam and decided to give himself an enema on the nozzle of the jet. He says he has done it before, but a few weeks earlier the city altered the jet to have a more powerful spout. So when he sat on the hose the water cut through his colon and intestines like a water knife. His son Michael (who he was meeting at the park) took him to the ER. Wim has pretty good ability to resist pain so the hospital did not triage him to surgery immediately because they didn't understand how serious the injury was. After a few hours he fainted and they realized how bad it was. The doctors stitched him up but rightly feared the risk of sepsis. It took him a long time to recover. He says that he used no antibiotics during recovery. To be clear. This man was not only swimming in a public fountain (normal in Amsterdam?), but decided it would be an appropriate place to clean poo poo out of his rear end in a top hat (and presumably into the fountain water). He did this MINUTES before meeting his ESTRANGED son whom he hadn't seen in years. This man was the darling of alternate health and manosphere podcasts a while back and his impact is evident. Everyone's doing the cold plunge now. Just remember, the man who promoted the benefits of sitting in cold water and not dying once blasted his insides apart whilst trying to cleans his colon in a public fountain where APPARENTLY people swim.
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Settle down Michael
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Dec 4, 2024 01:15
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star wars rear end name
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Dec 4, 2024 01:18
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take a deep breath and calm down op
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Dec 4, 2024 01:20
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dreezy posted:take a deep breath and calm down op I need a low-dutch goon to confirm whether or not casually swimming in fountains is normal in Amsterdam. It sounds like it could be.
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That's Wims method to get in the hall of fame?
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Dec 4, 2024 01:23
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I prefer the Jack Mehoff Method. Would you like to try it
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:I prefer the Jack Mehoff Method. Would you like to try it Forecast says tornadoes lets get these crystals charged
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Dec 4, 2024 01:24
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drat, I guess he'll never be the lower colon of a major corporation
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Dec 4, 2024 01:25
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Kick him in the balls
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Dec 4, 2024 01:29
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maybe he was attempting a fecal transplant https://arstechnica.com/health/2024/12/from-diapers-to-mouths-of-babes-how-splash-pads-sickened-over-10k/
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dreezy posted:maybe he was attempting a fecal transplant https://arstechnica.com/health/2024/12/from-diapers-to-mouths-of-babes-how-splash-pads-sickened-over-10k/ He was being a bowel obsessed weirdo and now his stomach looks like a christmas ham after your drunk uncle hacks at it with a 40 year old electric carving knife.  idgi why he couldnt just remain clothed and meet his son for coffee or something normal
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Dec 4, 2024 01:54
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what a guy
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Poohs Packin posted:He was being a bowel obsessed weirdo and now his stomach looks like a christmas ham after your drunk uncle hacks at it with a 40 year old electric carving knife. didn't know his son is jim carrey
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Dec 4, 2024 02:21
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Perchance could you tell us who invented the wim hof method, op?....
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Dec 4, 2024 02:50
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My god he’s a hero
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Dec 4, 2024 02:53
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Yeah generally you clean it out before meeting an estranged son, not after
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Dec 4, 2024 03:04
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Username/post combo
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Poohs Packin posted:
a tremendously disappointing follow-up to the wind up girl
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Dec 4, 2024 03:07
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honestly, just read cadillac desert. the actual history of water in the west is more bonkers than scifi
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Don't know much about Wim Hof but people that believe in grounding and distrust vaccines sure are are keen to talk about him
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Dec 4, 2024 03:26
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What's his username?
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lipid posted:Yeah generally you clean it out before meeting an estranged son, not after Wow its been 15 years better meet someplace public so I can emerge soaking wet out of a public fountain
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So apparently wim hof is a psychotic domestic abuser. I was just browsing his Wikipedia and saw this doozy of an article from this September: https://www.volkskrant.nl/kijkverde...lence~v1176564/ It's long and filled with disturbing tales of his abuse of his children and wife over many years, for which he was convicted. In conclusion, wim hof is hereby CANCELLED
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Dec 4, 2024 05:03
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Maybe he had a really itchy b-hole, OP Like really itchy
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Lmao at the water in the rear end thing
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Just gonna get nude and give myself an enema in a public fountain before i hang out with my family, as one does
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Dec 4, 2024 09:21
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meet wet grampas in your local fountain with this one weird trick
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got wasted in college once and the cops had to pry my naked rear end out of a fountain and haul me back to the barracks, but even then i didn’t do any butt stuff with it
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Cat's in the Cradle but instead of being a business big shot the narrator is doing butt stuff in fountains
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Poohs Packin posted:I need a low-dutch goon to confirm whether or not casually swimming in fountains is normal in Amsterdam. It sounds like it could be. Yeah well what the hell else are you going to do with a fountain? Just look at them?
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TrashMammal posted:got wasted in college once and the cops had to pry my naked rear end out of a fountain and haul me back to the barracks, but even then i didn’t do any butt stuff with it lol my man
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it was this fountain right here
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TrashMammal posted:got wasted in college once and the cops had to pry my naked rear end out of a fountain and haul me back to the barracks, but even then i didn’t do any butt stuff with it Squandered youth really, you could learn from this guy.
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TrashMammal posted:it was this fountain right here I mean, it's a real nice fountain
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syntaxfunction posted:Squandered youth really, you could learn from this guy. it’s true
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Is this a hawk tuah
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TelevisedInsanity posted:Is this a hawk tuah I think it's just regular tuah (not an expert)
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in some fountains they balance a small golden orb on top of the waterspout, in others they use an entire grampa
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Thesaurus posted:So apparently wim hof is a psychotic domestic abuser. I was just browsing his Wikipedia and saw this doozy of an article from this September: https://www.volkskrant.nl/kijkverde...lence~v1176564/ I'm glad he exploded his intestines
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