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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
uhhhh i wonder what this word is translated to in my language because i dont speak english

what to do what to do

oh.. i know!!

ill register an account on a forum and ask!

forgot my email password. and my email address? hmmmmmmmmmmm *calls designated IT-support torture victim in extended family, spends 20 minutes on the phone - learns nothing*

loving kenneth he installed my stuff, now i know why everything runs so slow all the time!

*tries finding the hotmail phone support line*

*calls something called hotmale from a yellow pages book, racking up hundreds of dollars in charges - all while insisting to speak to the phone twink's manager about a password*

Sir this is an adult sex line.. i thought you were into kink stuff, sorry!

*fit of rage, powers off computer by turning the monitor off*

God drat you woke >:(

...


wait what was i doing again?

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AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

There's already like two other boomer threads so making yet another one is ... pretty boomer I guess. Well played.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Feelin' Fine.
God bless, hope your family is healthy and happy for Christmas. Can I get an amen and praise the Lord please? Lord I am not asking for too much.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

AcidCat posted:

There's already like two other boomer threads so making yet another one is ... pretty boomer I guess. Well played.

oh. i can close it i guess :-/

sorry

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
how the gently caress do i close a thread whats the fax mail number to this law tax guy

Shamewave
Nov 25, 2024

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


how to tell if i should get this spot looked out
why isn't the search working
help

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Feelin' Fine.

AEMINAL posted:

how the gently caress do i close a thread whats the fax mail number to this law tax guy

duckduckgo might have the answer, do you have it on your computer?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


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Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
fishingboat2006


WHY ISNT MY PASSWORD WORKING...!

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
DO SOMETHING!!

Shamewave
Nov 25, 2024

AEMINAL posted:

how the gently caress do i close a thread whats the fax mail number to this law tax guy

Good afternoon Sir, welcome to the Something Awful technical support center, this is Vishal Patel speaking. In order to proceed with our service, I must have the credit card details that you used to purchase your account to validate your personal data. Please provide the number, security code and expiration date.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Shamewave posted:

Good afternoon Sir, welcome to the Something Awful technical support center, this is Vishal Patel speaking. In order to proceed with our service, I must have the credit card details that you used to purchase your account to validate your personal data. Please provide the number, security code and expiration date.

can i just mail you a photocopy i spent 2 hours taking the bus to make

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

????? WHY AM I SEE.ING THIS

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Feelin' Fine.
Looking to hire part time handyman for my house. Do basic chores, hanging photos, clean chimney, waterproof basement etc. Approx 6 hours a week. Pay 10 dollars an hour CASH.

Serious inquiries only.

brodude
Apr 22, 2008

I'm not a malefactor, I'm a lagomorph.
women over 30 big titties

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Can somebody show me how to get off of this website and go to my emails, please?

Sincerely,
Grey Cat

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

brodude posted:

women over 30 big titties

CHINA LADY HONKERS NO Bikini

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
Repost this to let Mark Zuckerberg know you do NOT consent to having your photographs printed and stored in the facebook library!!!!!!!!11

Since my wife is busy playing candy crush I'm gonna leave some comments on these pictures of Gillian Anderson

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Hello, 911? Yes I'd like to report an OP. Yes they're being very threatening. Yes I'm feeling very threatened. Yes I'm armed. Ok I'll wait but if they posts one more ageist comment I know my rights.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Yeah. I think we're all aware of the median age of most forums members.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
dear Olive garden franchise owner...

I write the following as a free AMERICAN exercising his FIRST AMENDMENT rights.....

it all started when my wife Henrietta and I were walking into Olive garden Sunday after church. I saw a bumper sticker that said "babies up in this bitch" and I have to say I was DISGUSTED to see this car parked in an employee of the month spot! Babies are precious... And I don't appreciate the urban tone of the sticker.... Henrietta cried on the way in and our LUNCH WAS RUINED!!!!

I will be writing to corporate and bringing this up at the next city council meeting unless something is done IMMEDIATELY!!!

Yours in Christ.....

Dave

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
My toe is on fire not gout some sort of chemical burn from the sock

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
SEX GIFS

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Aesop Poprock posted:

My toe is on fire not gout some sort of chemical burn from the sock

Vaxxed?

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
(this space reserved for lots of slurs)

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Sock has been burning my Toe since 2002 wife has bought new socks but same brand am worried it is the brand of sock that does it

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

Face reality head on.
Never stop livin'.

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: You'll never believe what the young people are doing these days! (humor) BCC:ALL

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

I just BOOMED! in my pants! I hope my home health nurse comes around today to help out with that

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

FOX NEWS

OPEN FOX NEWS

GO TO FOX NEWS

SHAWN HANITY

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
I'm mad and frightened about gender

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

big nipples big life posted:

FOX NEWS

OPEN FOX NEWS

GO TO FOX NEWS

SHAWN HANITY

My 88 year old grandmother has this wonderful new thing where she gets all her ideas for comedians our family can watch with her from the Greg Gutfield show

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I didn’t do two tours in ‘Nam to be reading this commie crap on my internet machine.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007

Insight: Try to discern the fuck they said.


"SHAME ON YOU" all the people who are making fun of an innocent man. Being shot!! You Trolls are just sickening... christ have MERCY on your souls... rest in peace and my condoloncies to all the people at unitedlheathcare you lost a great boss and loving father. healthcare is bad after obama and now its even worse "FOR SHAME"!!.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Songbearer posted:

"SHAME ON YOU" all the people who are making fun of an innocent man. Being shot!! You Trolls are just sickening... christ have MERCY on your souls... rest in peace and my condoloncies to all the people at unitedlheathcare you lost a great boss and loving father. healthcare is bad after obama and now its even worse "FOR SHAME"!!.

Somebody show this woman Knocked Loose that played on Jimmy Kimmel she'll probably view it as equally atrocious

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
My grandson can't write his name on cursive. He's 5 and has a very liberal mother. We raised our son better. She refuses to come to Thanksgiving because she says I make fun of her. Obama taught those people that humor is offensive. I told her I'm just kidding with her. She said something to my son the other day, something like "This is what Dr Brenda is talking about!"

I don't know who or what a Dr Brenda is but it sounds like commie bullshit.

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

Face reality head on.
Never stop livin'.

2211 5547 8888 4523

There's my credit card number now please deliver the package that I keep getting these texts about!!!

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

way too many people typing in lower case letters in this thread, it's ruining my immersion.

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