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The spector of unsightly dogs, fresh off the grill, hideously malformed due to grotesque splitting will haunt us no longer! I'm ordering one for everyone I know! This is what we need! What we've been crying out for! At long last HOTDOG PROVIDENCE! 
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Looks like a pangolin tail. Thanks OP for bringing this essential product to our attention.
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Dec 5, 2024 18:37
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SLOTDOG.com
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Dec 5, 2024 18:54
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finally i can stop buying ribbed condoms
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Dec 5, 2024 18:56
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titties posted:SLOTDOG.com Accept no substitutes!
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Dec 5, 2024 18:58
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It's hard to eat a dog without seeing the natural scaling
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Dec 5, 2024 19:06
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I prefer SLUTDOG.com E: er, wait no I don’t
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Dec 5, 2024 19:30
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Bad Purchase posted:finally i can stop buying ribbed condoms Post / username combo
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Dec 5, 2024 19:31
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absolutely not.
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Dec 5, 2024 19:32
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Bad Purchase posted:finally i can stop buying ribbed condoms i also instantly got a different kind of Meat on my mind... auuuughhhhh!!!
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Dec 5, 2024 19:32
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I prefer SLUTDOG.com 
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Dec 5, 2024 19:36
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Bad Purchase posted:finally i can stop buying ribbed condoms Then how are you going to keep your hot dogs safe? 
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Dec 5, 2024 19:47
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If you press hard enough, you get DicedDogs (tm).
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Dec 5, 2024 19:58
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how long before someone shows up at a hospital with wounds on their dilz that match this product?
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Dec 5, 2024 20:00
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big nipples big life posted:how long before someone shows up at a hospital with wounds on their dilz that match this product? AEMINAL posted:i also instantly got a different kind of Meat on my mind... auuuughhhhh!!! About half an hour ago.
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Dec 5, 2024 20:07
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big nipples big life posted:how long before someone shows up at a hospital with wounds on their dilz that match this product? Nice to see something other than the normal waffle iron or Foreman Grill pattern.
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Dec 5, 2024 20:14
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I prefer SLUTDOG.com (leaning in, pinching the mic in my shirt) can you say that a little louder, directly into this SAD thread/?
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Dec 6, 2024 13:37
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Escape From Noise posted:About half an hour ago.
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Dec 6, 2024 13:39
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just kidding that device looks too large for my li'l smokie
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Dec 6, 2024 13:40
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big nipples big life posted:how long before someone shows up at a hospital with wounds on their dilz that match this product? One weird trick to keep Urology busy.
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Dec 6, 2024 13:41
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Slotdogs, assemble!
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Dec 6, 2024 19:01
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this looks like hell to wash. obviously it's been my dream for many years to turn the side of my hotdogs into small lovely bloomin onions for some reason, but is there a quick, handy way to clean this wonderful product?
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Dec 7, 2024 02:39
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You need the Slotdog Slaughter, it's a replacement case with bristles that you can just soap up, scrub and rinse a couple times before safely storing your Slotdog under your pillow.
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Dec 7, 2024 03:05
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Cubone posted:this looks like hell to wash. obviously it's been my dream for many years to turn the side of my hotdogs into small lovely bloomin onions for some reason, but is there a quick, handy way to clean this wonderful product? It's called seasoning.
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Dec 7, 2024 05:09
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poo poo is basic bro.
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Dec 7, 2024 05:37
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Yesss!!! Score!
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Dec 7, 2024 05:40
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*tossing all my knives in the trash God, finally.
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Dec 7, 2024 05:42
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Just look at the perfect hatching on that Weiner. This is going to be my secret weapon at the next company barbeque.
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Dec 7, 2024 06:15
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What else does it work on?
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Dec 7, 2024 06:16
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serve the dogs
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Dec 7, 2024 06:57
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emSparkly posted:What else does it work on? Sausages, bangers, weiners, frankfurters, wurst, lit'l smokies... everything really.
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Dec 7, 2024 07:25
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KIELBASA
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Dec 7, 2024 07:36
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would
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Dec 7, 2024 07:45
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Escape From Noise posted:Sausages, bangers, weiners, frankfurters, wurst, lit'l smokies... everything really. The kids call it "Slotdoggin' It".
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Dec 7, 2024 07:49
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that looks sick
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Dec 7, 2024 08:03
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it looks to be sized to fit a kirkland dog 
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Dec 7, 2024 08:06
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Escape From Noise posted:It's called seasoning. *whispers* say it's dishwasher safe
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Dec 7, 2024 08:36
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emSparkly posted:What else does it work on? big nipples big life posted:how long before someone shows up at a hospital with wounds on their dilz that match this product?
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Dec 7, 2024 12:25
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Escape From Noise posted:It's called seasoning. I'm thinking about starting a thread about eating sausage that's been left at room temperature for awhile.
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Dec 7, 2024 12:45
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reminds me of those tako dogs you see in japan
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