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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Just got a tsunami warning a few minutes after an earthquake warning.

Looks like Eureka, CA got hit with a 6.6 earthquake a few minutes ago and now the coast of northern california is about to get swallowed up by the ocean.

Too bad it won't swallow up San Francisco.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




advisory here https://www.tsunami.gov/events/PAAQ/2024/12/05/so1aq0/1/WEAK51/WEAK51.txt

take heart op, it says san francisco bay actually is in the tsunami zone

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I wish I lived in California and was in constant fear of just dropping a million meters down into the ocean

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.



The Cascadia fault could do so much better than this scrub tsunami it just doesn't want to.

HAM ON THE BONE
Aug 22, 2009


Pillbug
I logged into tiktok for the first time in months hoping that some dipshit would be live-streaming from the beach, and sure enough I found one right away.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYfAfemt/

e: already offline :(

HAM ON THE BONE fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Dec 5, 2024

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i believe this earthquake is a punishment from god for assassinating an angelic healthcare ceo

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Waltzing Along posted:



Too bad it won't swallow up San Francisco.

that loving sucks

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bad Purchase posted:

i believe this earthquake is a punishment from god for assassinating an angelic healthcare ceo

God's favorite boy struck down in his prime by a demonic, extremely sexy biker

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Aesop Poprock posted:

I wish I lived in California and was in constant fear of just dropping a million meters down into the ocean

also earthquakes



and wildfires



and lacking access to water because of drought and dwindling supply from all the almond farms using it up



and two-party consent laws making home security cameras illegal (unless California has a loophole for those? I don't know what their specific 2PC laws are)

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Dec 5, 2024

man nurse
Feb 17, 2014


Waltzing Along posted:

Just got a tsunami warning a few minutes after an earthquake warning.

Looks like Eureka, CA got hit with a 6.6 earthquake a few minutes ago and now the coast of northern california is about to get swallowed up by the ocean.

Too bad it won't swallow up San Francisco.

Yikes, I hope being up here in the northern part of Marin is inland enough not to be panicking about busting rear end outta here. Looks like Ive got about half an hour to figure that out!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

man nurse posted:

Yikes, I hope being up here in the northern part of Marin is inland enough not to be panicking about busting rear end outta here. Looks like Ive got about half an hour to figure that out!

I'd be more worried about all the people walking around sniffing their own farts.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I am become crab

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
did it come

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

It comin

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
maybe it will wash away all the poo poo on the sidewalks

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Bad Purchase posted:

i believe this earthquake is a punishment from god for assassinating an angelic healthcare ceo

This is a highly inappropriate comment and most of all wrong.

It's because California hasn't sacrificed enough healthcare CEOs to appease the lava gods.

Do you see any tsunamis hitting New York right now?

Thought so.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mnoba posted:

maybe it will wash away all the poo poo on the sidewalks

To be fair, not all the people walking around San Francisco are poo poo. Just the ones that moved there in the last 15 years.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Genuine well wishes to folks in the area, I hope no-one gets hurt or suffers serious damage.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ReelBigLizard posted:

This is a highly inappropriate comment and most of all wrong.

It's because California hasn't sacrificed enough healthcare CEOs to appease the lava gods.

Do you see any tsunamis hitting New York right now?

Thought so.

I did actually see the documentary Day after Tomorrow and I'm proud of NYC for rebuilding so quick after 2004

Parsley
Jul 17, 2012

Surf is, as they say, UP

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Its just been cancelled.
Not happening according to the weather service.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

A bit surprised they've already handed over the keys to the weather machines before January 20.

perpetualdejavu
Sep 14, 2007

eureka goon here. tsunami cancelled womp womp

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

perpetualdejavu posted:

eureka goon here. tsunami cancelled womp womp

Of course an octopus would be upset about this, looking forward to getting your disgusting suckered tentacles on my wife no doubt

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Donald Trump should build a wall against the ocean and the rapists there within

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

Please leave the room if this will affect you.
Tsunami warning has been canceled. Another victim of cancel culture

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Mods, please rename thread: Oh! No Tsunami!

Albino Broccoli
Aug 5, 2022
This avatar brought to you by the thickest skinned poster on the site :v:
Serious question, just asking for like, clarification on whether it would actually work or not, if people have real explanations for it I'd be all ears

Have we considered nuking the ocean to stop the tsunami?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Enough about this tsuname! What about tsunamus?

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

Aesop Poprock posted:

Donald Trump should build a wall against the ocean and the rapists there within

dolphins?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Yeah, those

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Swim WITH the current OPs, good luck!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

redshirt posted:

Swim WITH the current OPs, good luck!

I'm sure they will. The tsunami usually doesn't allow for any other choices.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Waltzing Along posted:

Too bad it won't swallow up San Francisco.

ah, because of all the homosexuals and trans people and racial minorities and women that live there

stay classy, gbs :rolleyes:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Cancel culture stopped the flood

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Mnoba posted:

maybe it will wash away all the poo poo on the sidewalks

I will wave wistfully with a tear in my eye as you are pulled out to sea by Neptune's inescapable grasp

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

It's fine. Quake felt weird but am OK. Go home!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

ah, because of all the homosexuals and trans people and racial minorities and women that live there

stay classy, gbs :rolleyes:

Hey hey, poor people live there too

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Aesop Poprock posted:

Hey hey, poor people live there too

Nah, they got pushed across the bridge into Oakland.

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DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
Man I was so ready to become a mermaid, my hair is already blue and I am halfway to becoming a woman because of all the soy in my diet!

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