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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here :twisted: for more.
Grimey Drawer
:mods:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
He did WHAT??

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Somebody record this! Somebody get this on camera!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
someone get this pig a bidet

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here :twisted: for more.
Grimey Drawer

Aesop Poprock posted:

Somebody record this! Somebody get this on camera!

Lol back when I was growing up and digital cameras were just starting to be a thing, my family was taking a road trip.

We stopped for a bio break when I saw somebody had left a deuce on the floor. I quickly snapped a picture of it (I was probably 12-13 years old?).

My parents put all the pictures into a slideshow and showed them to my aunt and uncle. Including the one with the poo poo on the floor. Lol.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD



Another remake that's worse than the original. It'll probably still get thousands of posts because the pig balls loving public loves this sort of poo poo.

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)
Honestly, with balls like that, I would too. :shrek:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Anderson Koopa posted:

Lol back when I was growing up and digital cameras were just starting to be a thing, my family was taking a road trip.

We stopped for a bio break when I saw somebody had left a deuce on the floor. I quickly snapped a picture of it (I was probably 12-13 years old?).

My parents put all the pictures into a slideshow and showed them to my aunt and uncle. Including the one with the poo poo on the floor. Lol.

Lol this happened when I was a kid in the 90s except my cousin rich had taken my aunt's camera and taken 3 pictures of his rear end when he was 10 and so we watched a slideshow of the family and then 3 pictures rich took of different angles of his rear end during the family reunion it was like a Simpsons sketch

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




ugh found a shartstain on my balls

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

Happens to the best of us

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Like epic funny shit like this? Want to post some? Click >>here :twisted: for more.
Grimey Drawer

Aesop Poprock posted:

Lol this happened when I was a kid in the 90s except my cousin rich had taken my aunt's camera and taken 3 pictures of his rear end when he was 10 and so we watched a slideshow of the family and then 3 pictures rich took of different angles of his rear end during the family reunion it was like a Simpsons sketch

:hfive:

People need a little levity / absurdity in their lives.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Not his fault.

MaliciousBiz
Mar 27, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
A pig can poo poo on my balls any time. :wink:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Is that eric trump

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
why do so many pigs have such big balls? :thunk:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Titanohyrax is an extinct genus of large to very large hyrax from the Eocene and Oligocene. Some species are estimated to have been as large as the modern rhinoceros. Estimates of body mass range from 600 kg (1,300 lb) to 1,300 kg (2,900 lb).

Pigs bust for like 45 minutes

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I. M. Gei posted:

why do so many pigs have such big balls? :thunk:

Have you seen how many piglets they have to father? Takes a lot of semen.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
"intelligent design"

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

heh, whoa

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spooky
Why did pigs evolve to do this

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

by Pragmatica
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

Why did pigs evolve to do this

want the real answer or a funny one?

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Honestly I do this all the time and nobody makes a damg thread about it

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

trump drinks piss
That’s nuts

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

trump drinks piss
With poop on them

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


"God gave me these giant nuts. But he also put them in a real lovely location."

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Ice Phisherman posted:

A pig who poo poo on he own balls is a shameful pig.

Rangpur posted:

A pig who roll over he own fly; a shameful pig

Smiling Mandrill posted:

A pig with a diaper can't poo poo on he own balls. A shameful pig.

bradzilla posted:

A pig who poo poo on he own balls, a shameful pig

dirty shrimp money posted:

a pig that poo poo on he own balls

a shameful pig

A CRAB IRL posted:

A pig who poop on he own balls. A shameful pig.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
The other pig is better.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Ground floor

peanut
Sep 9, 2007

(⁠☞⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠ ⁠☞

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

that'll do, pig

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
:pigsballs:

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

nice deepfake fed

Hobologist
May 3, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

I. M. Gei posted:

why do so many pigs have such big balls? :thunk:

Selective breeding. When you have a lot of girl pigs to knock up, it's cheaper to have one pig with huge balls than several pigs with small balls.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

The pig
He pooped on his own balls
Yes
YES
The poop is out

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Massive burn on the president elect!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Bad Purchase posted:

ugh found a shartstain on my balls

No! I'm pencilhands!

peanut
Sep 9, 2007

Radio Paranoia posted:

The pig
He pooped on his own balls
Yes
YES
The poop is out

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004



Some days you're the poo poo, and some days you're the balls.

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