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Porn star Lily Phillips is attempting to break a world record by sleeping with 1000 men in 24 hours. Let's make a few assumptions: 1. All 1000 men would need to ejaculate in order for the record to be considered valid. 2. Group activity is allowed and up to 3 people can have sex with her at a time, one for each orifice. 3. The length of intercourse for each man (time from penetration to ejaculation) is modeled as a Gaussian distribution with a mean of 5 minutes and a standard deviation of 90 seconds. Let's also consider two strategies that can be employed: 1. 333 groups of 3 are formed + 1 solo participant. The groups form a queue and the next group enters only once all the members of the group currently participating have finished. This continues until all groups have finished. 2. A single-file queue is formed. Initially, 3 people enter. Anytime one of the 3 people in the current group finishes, they leave and are replaced by the person in front of the queue. This continues until all men have been exhausted. What is the probability that all 1000 men will finish within 24 hours for both strategies. If the probability for either scenario is high enough, maybe also consider rest periods (bathroom breaks, naps, etc.), which would be much more realistic.
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Dec 6, 2024 17:50
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24 x 60 x 60 / 1000 = 86.4 seconds per dude, assuming one hole So for 3 holes its 259.2 seconds per set of 3 dudes probably doable with mroe than 12 hours to spare if theyre all goons
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Dec 6, 2024 17:54
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is there a sign up sheet or something?
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Dec 6, 2024 18:32
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this is a strange reaction, i know, but as i grow older i wonder... would i even want to stand in line for a dozen hours in order to be the 934th man in a row to have sex with this mrs phillips? will we have chairs to sit in and snacks? will there be AC? what's the pay like?
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Dec 6, 2024 18:34
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i will bring a book
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Dec 6, 2024 18:38
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good luck to her i say 
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Dec 6, 2024 18:45
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thats just too many dicks sorry
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Dec 6, 2024 18:46
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are they gonna have a guy with a pressure washer on standby??? just hosing people down?
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Dec 6, 2024 18:47
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what about catering? just imagine all these horned up naked dudes double dipping their chips into the french onion. they gonna have someone making sure that doesnt happen???
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Dec 6, 2024 18:47
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Man that must be some huge bed
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Dec 6, 2024 18:50
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Oh yeah? Well i'm going to try sleeping with 1 woman, which is way harder
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Dec 6, 2024 18:55
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are these gonna be just randos? whats the vetting process look like. casting couch for men or are these guys already in the loop? is that SHREK looking guy gonna be there?
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Dec 6, 2024 18:56
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*Gleefully hands in my answer sheet to the teacher before skipping out of the class, confident in my A.
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Dec 6, 2024 18:59
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if they accelerate the observer to near the speed of light relative to the gangbang it should be no problem
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Dec 6, 2024 18:59
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Uhh why not allow the use of hands? That problem's been solved mathematically. https://ia800308.us.archive.org/32/items/pdfy-tG1MuMpwvrML6QD0/228831637-Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency.pdf
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Dec 6, 2024 19:06
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mobby_6kl posted:Uhh why not allow the use of hands? That problem's been solved mathematically. a handy isn't sex
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Dec 6, 2024 19:08
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Hate this
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Dec 6, 2024 19:10
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not that there's anything wrong with a good ol fashioned handy. but the record is currently 919 shags, so i don't think it would count for lily phillips if just hands were allowed.
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Dec 6, 2024 19:10
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git apologist posted:1. All 1000 men would need to ejaculate in order for the record to be considered valid. 1000 sexually frustrated men who haven't orgasmed for seven days all awkwardly side-eying each other in the waiting room trying to stifle their boners
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Dec 6, 2024 19:20
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Lt. Cock posted:Hate this Well you won't be invited then e: Panic! At The Tesco posted:a handy isn't sex mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Dec 6, 2024 |
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Dec 6, 2024 19:21
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IS NO TOPIC SACRED?
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Dec 6, 2024 19:22
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Lily Filledup
BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Dec 6, 2024 |
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Dec 6, 2024 19:24
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You really want gangbanger #1000 to be your clutch player in case there’s only 20 seconds left on the clock when he steps up to the plate
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Dec 6, 2024 19:36
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MoonshineWilly posted:You really want gangbanger #1000 to be your clutch player in case there’s only 20 seconds left on the clock when he steps up to the plate
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Dec 6, 2024 19:42
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Oh god it's all so gross. Assuming every dude ejaculates approximately the normal amount that's nearly 15l of cum.
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Dec 6, 2024 19:45
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Somebody else can do the probabilities but I can't stop thinking about the logistics of organizing such an event. Even Aella's much smaller one required a shitload of planning and follow-up.  Can't wait for the inevitable Wendover Productions video on the Logistics of a 1000-man Gangbang.
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Dec 6, 2024 19:48
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cumpantry posted:is there a sign up sheet or something? https://x.com/lilyphillip_s/status/1861893961888956787 don’t report back
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Dec 6, 2024 19:48
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is she hiring fluffers op. asking for a friend
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Dec 6, 2024 19:49
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Oh god it's all so gross. Assuming every dude ejaculates approximately the normal amount that's nearly 15l of cum.
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Dec 6, 2024 19:50
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mobby_6kl posted:Somebody else can do the probabilities but I can't stop thinking about the logistics of organizing such an event. Even Aella's much smaller one required a shitload of planning and follow-up. Sex Logistics Analyst
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Dec 6, 2024 19:53
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I doubt Lily Phillips can bang 1000 men in 24 hours, but I’m positive all your mothers can
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Dec 6, 2024 19:59
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Well it’ll give me a record to beat.
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Dec 6, 2024 20:00
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Mozi posted:this is a strange reaction, i know, but as i grow older i wonder... would i even want to stand in line for a dozen hours in order to be the 934th man in a row to have sex with this mrs phillips? will we have chairs to sit in and snacks? will there be AC? what's the pay like? what, u too good for sloppy 934ths?
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Dec 6, 2024 20:02
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:I doubt Lily Phillips can bang 1000 men in 24 hours, but I’m positive all your mothers can 
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Dec 6, 2024 20:03
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I remember the last time someone had this going on in Vegas, and she had to have ice consistently laid on her stomach because she was just getting inflamed inside from, well, overuse.
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Dec 6, 2024 20:03
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never meet your heroes.
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Dec 6, 2024 20:09
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sounds pretty gross for all involved but whatever tickles your thousand pickles I guess.
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Dec 6, 2024 20:10
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A lot of you are thinking about your own enjoyment and do not have the mindset of a competitive coomer.
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Dec 6, 2024 20:10
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1000 people is a packed averaged sized hall. Standing room only. I assume they'd make them bathe first but still 1000 of the grossest, nastiest men you could imagine all packed in like sardines. I'm going to start taking sex drive killing SNRIs just to remove any chance I could ever be someone standing in line to be 498th in the gangbang.
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Dec 6, 2024 20:12
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Really it's a great way to just get free blowjobs from the fluffers Edit: or to get fluffer experience
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Dec 6, 2024 20:14
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