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The new year is almost upon us! We're almost to the holly jolly reveries of Christmas and the drunken debauchery of NYE. Before that happens, I think we should brainstorm some ideas to keep these forums moving forward and growing in the new year and the years to come. Here are some of mine: -A new slogan. Something that really speaks to the youth. Something along the lines of "Something Awful: Home of the OG Rizz Vibes" -Something Awful produces a show on Roku TV; a live game show to see who can poo poo their pants the most in public. -Something Awful Fortnite skins featuring our favorite posters. -Bring the original site owner back from the dead and very publicly hellban him! -Is crypto still big? Maybe we could do like a mangosteen coin? -We find and capture the Sasquatch and possibly other cryptids, give them accounts, and encourage them to 
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more pencilhands threads
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Dec 11, 2024 11:04
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pencilhands posted:more pencilhands threads I already proposed the pants making GBS threads show!
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Dec 11, 2024 11:07
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A front page?
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Dec 11, 2024 11:15
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Everyone seems to love the guy that shot that scumbag CEO and so I think Jeffrey should grow a unibrow.
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Dec 11, 2024 11:23
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a subforum where account names are hidden
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Dec 11, 2024 11:29
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Allow bots to post A subforum for gen alpha ONLY (posters must be verified with their drivers license) AI assistant like clippy or bonzi buddy
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Dec 11, 2024 11:36
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A big public Auto-da-fé for Pencilhands. As a bonus we can roast marshmallows and weenies on the pyre too!
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Dec 11, 2024 11:46
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With every post you make there's a 1% chance to be probed and a 0.1% chance to gain mod status for a day.
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Dec 11, 2024 11:51
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- mangosteen subscription in the forums store - accessing the forums requires kernel-level monitoring software to be installed which prevents upload of counterfeit jpegs - live streamed executions on tuesday nights - free copy of 'battlefield earth' for all 2025 regdates
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Dec 11, 2024 11:56
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allow any registered user to create their own subforum, a la reddit
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Dec 11, 2024 12:00
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During the month of October when you're banned online YOU'RE BANNED IN REAL LIFE!
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Dec 11, 2024 12:06
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A domme forum where only dommes can post
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Dec 11, 2024 12:08
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LaserPrinter69 posted:Allow bots to post Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:allow any registered user to create their own subforum, a la reddit So... become Reddit?
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Dec 11, 2024 12:08
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A great big button at the top of each thread that when you press it gives you diahorrea
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Dec 11, 2024 12:08
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Escape From Noise posted:During the month of October when you're banned online YOU'RE BANNED IN REAL LIFE! Harsh but fair.
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Dec 11, 2024 12:09
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Swap.avi pt 2
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Dec 11, 2024 12:10
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Gun violence is popular in the news cycle and it's been three years since Lowtax and the politics fan forum guy pew-pewed their way into the news. 2025 could be the year that some goon's username is a household name.
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Dec 11, 2024 12:13
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Les Os posted:Swap.avi pt 2 What about a trilogy?
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Dec 11, 2024 12:39
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Escape From Noise posted:Bring the original site owner back from the dead and very publicly hellban him!
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Dec 11, 2024 12:41
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Smugworth nudeS
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Dec 11, 2024 12:41
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A built in generative AI that has a 1% chance to completely change what you posted after you submit your post.
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Dec 11, 2024 12:43
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Gyattse.cx
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Dec 11, 2024 12:43
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But he's alive this time! Thanks to dark forbidden magic and/or science gone too far!
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Dec 11, 2024 12:50
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Bring back the porn.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Bring back the porn. Les Os posted:Swap.avi pt 2 Escape From Noise posted:What about a trilogy? We're working out the details!
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Dec 11, 2024 12:53
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Escape From Noise posted:But he's alive this time! Thanks to dark forbidden magic and/or science gone too far! Lowtax was barely alive when he was alive.
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Dec 11, 2024 12:54
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Sweaty aging goon bum fights
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Dec 11, 2024 12:55
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ORCH5.vc posted:Lowtax was barely alive when he was alive. Then the magic/science won't need to be so difficult/powerful! Win/win!
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Dec 11, 2024 12:55
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X JAKK posted:Sweaty aging goon bum fights  
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Dec 11, 2024 12:56
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When search engines or unregistered users are scanning the forums, instead of seeing posts through the dumb poo poo filter we have now, they should instead see all posts passed through a James Gunn AI filter trained on marvel movie screenplays so everybody sounds like cool snarky assholes.
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Dec 11, 2024 12:58
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pencilhands posted:a subforum where account names are hidden A really old member from this forum already accomplished this and things did not go well for the next 21 years
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Dec 11, 2024 13:00
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X JAKK posted:Sweaty aging goon bum fights GOON-UH-TAY! GOON-UH-TAY! GOON-UH-TAY! GOON-UH-TAY!
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Dec 11, 2024 13:02
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Escape From Noise posted:So... become Reddit? now you're thinking. maybe we can add reactions too e. how about pay-2-probe,  to shut up your forums enemies
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Dec 11, 2024 13:07
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Stories would be a great social feature, we need more digital influencers to push the SA name forward
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Dec 11, 2024 13:10
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Shamewave posted:Stories would be a great social feature, we need more digital influencers to push the SA name forward We could start hosting content by Reviewbrah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KmNrG9pE4
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Dec 11, 2024 13:12
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Escape From Noise posted:So... become Reddit? One of Lowtax's punishments in hell is Pinhead rubbing in his face how, at nearly every possible choice (life, forum and otherwise), Spez succeeded where he failed.
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Dec 11, 2024 13:12
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Shamewave posted:Stories would be a great social feature, we need more digital influencers to push the SA name forward the default post presentation format should be colorful word salad smashed into a phone format vertical rectangle, with a timer progress bar swiftly expiring and sending you to an algorithmically selected next random post. Unless you pay $10/mo for "pro access" then the timer can be paused and you can see the names of posters. If you pay $20/mo you can buy access to the old.forums where things look like they do no.
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Dec 11, 2024 13:17
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frumpykvetchbot posted:the default post presentation format should be colorful word salad smashed into a phone format vertical rectangle, with a timer progress bar swiftly expiring and sending you to an algorithmically selected next random post. Additionally you can pay $1.50 to return to the previous post in case your time expires in the middle of your reading, otherwise the post will be gone forever
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The Naughty Nine is a very adorable kid's heist movie, but it plays it a little too safe and ends up bland and forgettable. They wheeled out a barely lucid Danny Glover to play Santa, and it's fairly obvious he can barely move or stand up on his own. Watch Christmas Chronicles instead, Kurt Russel really nails that Santa role
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