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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007
i have a boot problem. the inner part of the backing has torn in two, leaving the bottom half catching on my foot and being dragged underneath and it's real uncomfortable. the material is a real thick cloth of some kind. the outside is ok

it probably happened because in the winter i just throw them on if i have to go outside for only a few ninutes. here's an illustration:



the yellow is what happens to my foot. plz help they are my favourite boots and i've had them a long time. i've already tried spitting at it and yelling at it

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Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024
What are thoooooooose?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Came here to suggest peach but now I see you need a different kind. Do you live in or near a big city

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

e: sorry misread title thought you were looking for gobblers

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Secks Cauldron posted:

Came here to suggest peach but now I see you need a different kind. Do you live in or near a big city

Apple is pretty good too. Also kind of fits the season IMHO.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The cobbler is right next to the blacksmith and the cooper. Can’t miss him.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
you're in GBS op, it's full of cobblers at all times haha

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Sir, this is a habadashery.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

just buy new ones dumdum

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Here op I found new boots for you for $8,700 while I was looking for a picture of the muck boots I use

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007
bad rear end.i gotta be quick there's only 1 left

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
How about you cobble deez nutz op

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013
my sincerest sympathies to everyone affected by the fires
🥺🥺
I lived next to a cobbler and he was normal and nice and then covid hit and turns out he was a rabid anti vaxxer trump5eva sort of guy and i decided shoes are disposable and cobblers are antiquated

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

How about you cobble deez nutz op

Yeah. That's what the knee pads are for.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Escape From Noise posted:

Yeah. That's what the knee pads are for.

reported cuz u nasty

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Just realized there is no way to know if the origin of the word "cobbler" is that it's a portmanteau of cock gobbler.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Hammerite posted:

you're in GBS op, it's full of cobblers at all times haha

yeah gock cobblers


i have a pair of boots that are 25+ OP, i feel your pain. Shoe Goo adhesive is good, but it never lasts. mine are worn completely on the bottom and i need new soles
https://www.amazon.com/Shoe-GOO-110212-Adhesive-Black/dp/B004PBOJE8
(lol soul)

Smugworth posted:

Just realized there is no way to know if the origin of the word "cobbler" is that it's a portmanteau of cock gobbler.

Or gock cobbler



e- lol About this item
Contact adhesive and sealant
Seal rubber and work boots
Water proof
Coat and protect shoes and gloves
Rebuild worn-out soles
Rebuild worn out shoes soles
Coat shoelace ends to stop fraying
Secure loose insoles and repairs damaged heels
Prevent premature wear on skate shoes
Made in the USA
Rebuild worn out shoes soles
Coat shoelace ends to stop fraying
Secure loose insoles and repairs damaged heels
Prevent premature wear on skate shoes
Made in the USA

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Dec 12, 2024

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Smugworth posted:

Just realized there is no way to know if the origin of the word "cobbler" is that it's a portmanteau of cock gobbler.

Smugworth posted:

reported cuz u nasty

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




one tip i’ve learned over the years is to search my local area on google or crapple maps for professional services such as shoe repair

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

How about you cobble deez nutz op

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Bad Purchase posted:

one tip i’ve learned over the years is to search my local area on google or crapple maps for professional services such as shoe repair

instead of asking the pig balls website? what a noob.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Smugworth posted:

Here op I found new boots for you for $8,700 while I was looking for a picture of the muck boots I use



this is dumb as hell, why would I buy one boot?

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
We can't look up a cobbler near you without knowing where you live. Please provide your home address, name, and social security number to ensure an accurate cobbler recommendation.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

look at this old bag with an RBF because she can't figure out why her toes don't touch the floor

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

those are are seriously stupid rear end boots.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I went to a cobbler exactly once and he turned me away. I wanted to replace the soles on my favorite pair of hiking boots(the rest of the boots were perfectly intact), and he told me it would cost more to change the soles than it would be to just buy a new pair of boots. I have always wondered how that was a sustainable business model; sending people away. I bought new boots elsewhere, saved the laces from the old boots and then chucked them in the garbage. It made me a bit sad.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Smugworth posted:

look at this old bag with an RBF because she can't figure out why her toes don't touch the floor

Hey baby why dont u smile some time :biglips:

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Internetjack posted:

I went to a cobbler exactly once and he turned me away. I wanted to replace the soles on my favorite pair of hiking boots(the rest of the boots were perfectly intact), and he told me it would cost more to change the soles than it would be to just buy a new pair of boots.

lol bringing ur shoes you bought at Payless to a pro cobbler, what a complete rube, disaster of a human being to put a cobbler in such an awkward position.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

AcidCat posted:

lol bringing ur shoes you bought at Payless to a pro cock gobbler, what a complete rube, disaster of a human being to put a cock gobnler in such an awkward position.

Frfy

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

if cobblers were gobblers
and kicks were dicks
how many feet
would those cock gobblers lick

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
I missed the "rs" part of the thread title and thought the op wanted desserts. slightly disappointment

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

AcidCat posted:

lol bringing ur shoes you bought at Payless to a pro cobbler, what a complete rube, disaster of a human being to put a cobbler in such an awkward position.

They were a $300 pair of hiking boots. All the leather was in fine shape. It was going to cost $300 or more to re-shoe them. Perhaps I should have shopped around. Oh wait, I did. He was the only cobbler within 50 miles.

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Internetjack posted:

He was the only cobbler within 50 miles.

Sounds like one of the rare Cobbler Primes. Like all alpha predators, cobblers have their territory, and boundaries are strictly enforced. Your average cobbler might have a territory of some 5 square miles, this guy sounds like one of the big boys.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

PhazonLink posted:

I missed the "rs" part of the thread title and thought the op wanted desserts. slightly disappointment

cobble is rocks (minecraft reference)

Smugworth posted:

look at this old bag with an RBF because she can't figure out why her toes don't touch the floor

get ripley on the line we need her again

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

PhazonLink posted:

I missed the "rs" part of the thread title and thought the op wanted desserts. slightly disappointment

do you call them cobbles

e- becuase i'm loving down wit that

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

knob gobblers

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


had one of those come by to calibrate all my doors, 100% worth it.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

mod please rename thread to the cock gobbler and boot megathread TIA

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Smugworth posted:

mod please rename thread to the cock gobbler and boot megathread TIA

queued

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

by vyelkin
find a shoeless child and follow them home.
ask the father if he's a cobbler
he'll call you sexist and get his wife

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