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So with the current drone and UAP kerfluffle we might be on the brink of intergalactic/interdimensional conflict with NHI. The time has come for you to pick a side. Who, or what, will it be? The multiverse is infinite so there's a lot to choose from. Will you stand with the Terrans/humans, or will you go with the more exotic? Jedis? The DC or Marvel universes? Jebus? Space Marines? Cylons? A Lovecraftian Old God? Cenobites? The Powerpuff Girls? Goku? Jake, from State Farm? A pig with huge balls? Or, might you side with a faction of NIH - Non-intelligent humans? Posters, or mods? Pencilhands, or Wizard Master? I'm in the Wizard Master camp if I have to go that route; the OG does it better. Personally, I'm going with the Ice Pirates. They'll keep me safe from a particularly nasty foe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-me2inj1nNw So tell us who you will side with, and why.
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whichever alien species has the biggest, fattest, wettest DSL's
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Dec 12, 2024 15:29
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The goatsenians of course. Nothing can stop them
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i will collaborate with the enemy in exchange for a very small amount of authority and comfort over my peers, pm me
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are we allowed to stay neutral? Because I don't really support anyone but don't really wish anyone ill, either.
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Salvation army
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posting in a gbs thread not created by pencilhands just feels wrong im sorry
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Dec 12, 2024 15:35
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:are we allowed to stay neutral? Because I don't really support anyone but don't really wish anyone ill, either. How about adopting Mac's strategy? Seems solid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9EYt_f12wo
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shirunei posted:posting in a gbs thread not created by pencilhands just feels wrong im sorry pencilhands has self-banned from making threads
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Dec 12, 2024 16:06
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which side is harvey on op
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bradzilla posted:which side is harvey on op I wondered who would ask this. Harvey is a man alone, unconcerned with the matters of others.
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Dec 12, 2024 16:19
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I'm on pencilhands side to the very end He's my best friend on these forums
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Can I be Dr. Manhattan? Or at least make it to where he actually cares about my well-being? Seems like a safe bet.
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Dec 12, 2024 16:55
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You can align with him, and be his protege Dr Harlem Or an intern
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Dec 12, 2024 16:59
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Nice. The power he wields is worth all the giant blue dick I'll be seeing.
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I'm going with the paperclip maximizing ASI, myself.
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Green chicks
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Baboons who I’m cool with enough to be let into their holy places or newly sentient beings like talking coffee tables.
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What's the one where they just eat food and have sex I'm not thinking of a particular one, I'm just building a list rn
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i like how the government brought out the phrase nonhuman intelligence to describe mundane things just to gently caress with the ufo crowd, it's really funny
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Dec 12, 2024 18:16
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Non human intelligence is brewing? They'll put me out of a job!
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:whichever alien species has the biggest, fattest, wettest DSL's 
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Is she a jiz singer
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You give us a list of options but then you choose something that isn't on it? Are we not good enough for ice pirates? They're for you are they? Oh sorry Mr OP I accidentally touched one of your precious ice pirates oooh I'm so sorry. 
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Dec 12, 2024 19:30
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You give us a list of options but then you choose something that isn't on it? i also noticed the op omitted a poll, which would be a perfect place to put goku, an alien. sadly voting 1
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Dec 12, 2024 19:33
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Tasha from Doobie’s Doghouse. She can fit all the NHI in her gaping maw without even having to unhinge that jaw.
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if their physiognomy is the same as in our imagination with big round heads and eyes, loose antennas and green skin will it be considered racism if I make jokes on them?
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Dec 12, 2024 19:38
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You give us a list of options but then you choose something that isn't on it? Those are just examples. As I said the multiverse is infinite, you can choose who or whatever you want. You can touch an ice pirate BTW, but I wouldn't touch a space herpe if I were you. Just ask your mom how that turned out.
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Wait you mean there's a universe where my mum didn't die from space herpes when I was little? 
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space marines sounds like the safest bet because they exist 40,000 years into the future and the robots still havent won. does any other scifi scenario have humans lasting even close to that long? the only other far out thing i can think of is dune (10,191 years) and they already had a big war against robots in that universe iirc
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Shamewave posted:if their physiognomy is the same as in our imagination with big round heads and eyes, loose antennas and green skin will it be considered racism if I make jokes on them? aliens are gonna be so pissed off when they finally come. first we were like like, "lol little green men lmao", then we've been like, "those grey dudes are sexually assaulting everyone with probes."
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Dec 12, 2024 19:43
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I heard the aliens were actually Cuban nuclear subs! 
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I will side with whichever side is sexier, and it isn't looking too good for humanity
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Grey Cat posted:I will side with whichever side is sexier, and it isn't looking too good for humanity it's true. there's bound to be some objectively sexy af aliens out there somewhere
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I’m joining the Kilrathi Empire in the war against the hairless apes.
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Grey Cat posted:I will side with whichever side is sexier, and it isn't looking too good for humanity if they look anything like Lae'zel from Baldur's Gate 3 I'm all down for it
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Earwicker posted:space marines sounds like the safest bet because they exist 40,000 years into the future and the robots still havent won. They tried and failed even, you can read about the Men of Iron
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I choose The Matrix. *harp noises
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