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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I did not but a friend had a disgusting glass bubbler that he never cleaned that he named "Sexcopter" because I suggested it. It fell on the ground and broke one day, as is the fate of any weed smoking thing from college.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Yup. There was Shonuff! And Ulysses and Maria and Ampersand. All fell on the ground and smashed

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

The REoL wonder is how I even post given I cannot take my eyes of this handsome avatar.
i never really named mine but they all met the same fate, even the straight roor with the 18mm open downstem and 1g bowl :(

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

kntfkr posted:

Yup. There was Shonuff! And Ulysses and Maria and Ampersand. All fell on the ground and smashed

pouring out filthy disgusting bongwater on the carpet of my unkempt college apartment in memory :angel:

isaboo
Nov 10, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
Genghis Bong, Ruler of Bongolia.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Forgot Trogdor the burninator

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

no and i also dont name my cars or any other machines because theyre just a collection of pieces

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
My highschool burnout buddies obsessively did this with smoking utensils ever since we watched Half-Baked.

I had two bongs in college that I named Battlebong Galactica and Battlebong Pegasus.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

The REoL wonder is how I even post given I cannot take my eyes of this handsome avatar.
back when i was a teenager having a huge named collection was like a thing people did and it was real dumb because that poo poo always ended up in pieces or broken by police

i did posthumously name that roor poolboy's folly

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
we had one called caterpie because it looked like caterpillar pipe with the green and yellow stripes or whatever

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

:rip: Big Blue :rip:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I was smarter in high school than i was in college. Dumbest period of my life. Peak dumb.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

kntfkr posted:

I was smarter in high school than i was in college. Dumbest period of my life. Peak dumb.

i get stupider every single day that i don't do calculus or learn about plate tectonics and honestly it rules

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
named my bong Swamp Gas

always found people who name their pipes/glassware horny stuff to be really creepy

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I think it was mostly just emulating the motion picture Half Baked and also being dumb and smoking too much weed.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i named my personal computer

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Bad Purchase posted:

i named my personal computer

Whatd you name ur pc op?

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

by vyelkin
we called this one "the greatest american ace"

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

I didn't smoke weed in college, I studied computer science, op

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

But I do smoke weed now and I have not named any smoking accessories

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

by vyelkin
this one gently caress

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Next question please

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




kntfkr posted:

Whatd you name ur pc op?

i don't remember, but i know i named it something nerdy. the year was 2001, i was living in a dorm, and my computer was running

SLACKWARE LINUX
:goonsay:

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

No

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Smugworth posted:

Next question please

whats your favorite anime

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
I didnt smoke weed in college op, but if I had I dont think it would have occurred to me to name the objects I used to do so.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
We were smoking out of apples or doing spots on the kitchen stove because it also kept us warm lol

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

whats your favorite anime

Ghost in the shell is alright

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
there was only one bong so we just called it "the bong'

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
friend of mine had this gigantic abomination of a bong with all kinds of fancy extra filters, adapters, etc. on it.
looked like a chemistry experiment.
we called it chernobyl.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
I had a borosilicate bong named Destructo, War-God of Bongs. It dented the coffee table one time

Yiggy
Sep 12, 2004

My buddy had a three foot Roor that we called The Venerable. It had a theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_hOR50u7ek

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


We had Billy Bob Thornbong and Weedsley Snipes

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024
Called mine Rat Elvis. :clint:

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

He was a big glass mushroom where stem was the bowl and the top was a big chamber. The chamber was meant to cool the weed smoke, but actually somehow made it hotter. Fungus Gump. My brother dropped him and he died :(

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

I named my ball vape Smugworth today

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
Senor Ixtapalapaquetzl

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

in high school, a friend had a 5ft tall bong named big bird which he built out of PVC pipe and used to carry it around in 2-3 pieces in his backpack and would constantly insist we smoke out of it despite the fact it took an insane amount of effort to use

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


The first bong I got was a simple yellow thing from shivadas through SA we dubbed "Fuzzy" (touch fuzzy get dizzy), I packed it away clean and empty years ago and it's probably still fine. Unfortunately iirc the downstem uses a rubber cork and afaik is effectively impossible to remove and properly clean out.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

selan dyin posted:

in high school, a friend had a 5ft tall bong named big bird which he built out of PVC pipe and used to carry it around in 2-3 pieces in his backpack and would constantly insist we smoke out of it despite the fact it took an insane amount of effort to use

That sounds annoying

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