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Looks like this could be the big one, goons. I'm talking Total Forums Collapse. I hope you have been preparing! The warning signs have been evident for years! Sure. We like to joke about poop socks and piss jugs, but these practices may now save you and help you survive in the coming forums end times. They'll help you cover your tracks against marauding bands of raiders. Hope you stocked up? Me? I'll be fine. I've been drinking my piss for years and have the Bud K thread bookmarked. I have enough paracord and image macros saved to last me for years. If you're a friendly be sure to signal with the pose of The Goatman!
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All of my favorite posts are backed up in a sqlite db on my cold storage linux server
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Dec 13, 2024 05:04
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I've already saved an offline copy of My Posting Enemies list thanks.
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Dec 13, 2024 05:13
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we're all gonna post on bluesky
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Dec 13, 2024 05:16
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I guess Gaia Online won.
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Dec 13, 2024 05:17
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Might actually have to go outside.
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Dec 13, 2024 05:23
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it's ok i've been printing out FYAD since 1999
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CEOofFART posted:it's ok i've been printing out FYAD since 1999  Print to PDF, spanning a shelf of Kindles
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Dec 13, 2024 05:27
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Vampire Panties posted:
nah i mean like binders full of FYAD what if one day jeff bozos decides to BRICK all my FYADReaders???
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Dec 13, 2024 05:30
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I've downloaded everyone's avatar jaypegs and when the forums go down I'll have an AI bot generate shitposts to place next to the avatars and pretend you all still exist.
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Dec 13, 2024 05:30
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I’ve started up a BBS. Once the telephone company gets here to reinstall my phone line I’ll tell everybody the number
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Dec 13, 2024 05:32
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Triikan posted:I’ve started up a BBS. Once the telephone company gets here to reinstall my phone line I’ll tell everybody the number hells yeah where'd i put my us robotics 56k
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Dec 13, 2024 05:33
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Nobody Interesting posted:we're all gonna post on bluesky Jesus. I thought I was mentally prepared for this.
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Dec 13, 2024 05:59
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its jerking off and not even close
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Dec 13, 2024 06:09
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Find the biggest and strongest goon, feed them until they're tame, and then ride on their shoulders dual wielding katanas.
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Dec 13, 2024 06:11
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we should all be hanging out in IMVU with our fancy model avatars in case this place deceases
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Dec 13, 2024 06:22
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perhaps we should invest in some second life real estate
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Dec 13, 2024 06:34
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my plan is to watch ken burns’ “the forums” in a few years
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Dec 13, 2024 06:40
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“That is not dead and gay which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.”
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I’ve got a little off-grid forum of my own, in a remote part of the Appalachians. It’s 100% self sufficient so I’ll quietly produce my own posts there. For those of you in major cities, it’ll be carnage when the ‘Big F’ goes down. You should head for somewhere safer immediately.
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Dec 13, 2024 09:49
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In the far future piss jugs will be the cleanest water you can get. Kind of like Waterworld, you know?
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Dec 13, 2024 09:55
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We really should have our own image host, so we don't lose everything when the normieweb collapses. Anybody thought of that???
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Dec 13, 2024 10:15
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We used to, Lowtax ate it coated in chocolate.
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Nah it's all good, got a Dr Stangelove'esq Doomsday nuclear bomb system set up on a dead man switch to go off if SA goes offline for more than 24 hrs in a row, so we all just have to get through one day.
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I'm gonna start blogging
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I knew a guy who insisted blog was supposed to be pronounced b-log.
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Escape From Noise posted:I knew a guy who insisted blog was supposed to be pronounced b-log. 
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Dec 13, 2024 14:38
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Swear to God. I never got his reasoning.
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redshirt posted:I'm gonna start blogging
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It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.
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ORCH5.vc posted:It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. things are just getting started
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