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Bad news everyone! Our ship is going down! Captain has given the abandon ship order! There's a small island about 2 miles to the south. Grab what you can and get to a boat if you can and head due south. Or just jump overboard. We will rendezvous on the island. Good luck and God save us all.
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Are you gonna eat all of that roasted monkey or are you going to share it with the rest of us?
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Dec 13, 2024 15:47
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im going to drink sea water!
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Dec 13, 2024 15:50
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Start searching for Captain Nemo's secret hideout
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Dec 13, 2024 15:51
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*washes up on the beach, all ragged and shook Anyone got any water?
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Dec 13, 2024 16:01
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thank god we can still post on the something awful forums, somehow
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Dec 13, 2024 16:02
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redshirt are u playing flotsam *looks flotsam up on my phone with 2% battery*
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Dec 13, 2024 16:04
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I must poop I must
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Dec 13, 2024 16:05
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our first priority is of course to construct a steam powered phone charger from first principles.
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Dec 13, 2024 16:22
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*guy who brought a book instead of anything useful* "you guys mind if i read? i dont need your phone charging thing."
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Dec 13, 2024 16:25
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*finds a point on the island with a single bar of reception* *proceeds to deplete the phone's battery looking up porn*
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Dec 13, 2024 16:27
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*drags crate of baby oil to the escape raft*
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Dec 13, 2024 16:29
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what are those coconut crabs doing
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Dec 13, 2024 16:30
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hey everyone look i made a bong out of this coconut haha bnow wheres the bud
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Dec 13, 2024 16:36
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i'll start the wiki
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Dec 13, 2024 16:37
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luv2shit posted:hey everyone look i made a bong out of this coconut haha *sigh* we gotta make this poo poo last a long time bro.
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Dec 13, 2024 16:37
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Who has the sunblock?
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Dec 13, 2024 16:49
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redshirt posted:*washes up on the beach, all ragged and shook bro theres loving water everywhere lol. bonk your head when we wrecked? drink up brother
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Dec 13, 2024 16:51
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Okay we need to build a dwelling and there's plenty of dried vegetation and mud, we just need to collect out feces . No I'm serious, I saw it on National Geographic!
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Dec 13, 2024 16:57
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which of you will volunteer to have sex with me. it has to happen very soon or im going to go native
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Dec 13, 2024 17:00
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I latched on to a low flying drone and now I'm heading to NJ see ya later suckers E: i might regret not staying on the island, NJ sucks
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Dec 13, 2024 17:02
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::Strolling onto the beach like the beginning of a vaudeville routine:: Well, here we are on a desert island!
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Dec 13, 2024 17:05
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Pffff gently caress you tom hanks, I don't even need to go crazy to gently caress a coconut. Down with that poo poo from day one. Would do this at home if we had coconut trees.
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Dec 13, 2024 17:07
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This was only supposed to be a 3 hour cruise!!
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Dec 13, 2024 17:07
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I got sand in my crack Where is the shower
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Dec 13, 2024 17:08
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Good news, everyone, I'm a great source of protein. Form an orderly line, please.
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Dec 13, 2024 17:09
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let's eat, grandma! wait that didn't come out right
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Dec 13, 2024 17:16
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Let's cut down all the vegetation and put some nice orderly lawn here before the HOA sees this mess.
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Dec 13, 2024 17:24
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So... anyone know how to start a fire? Got a lighter? It's getting dark....
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Dec 13, 2024 17:45
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i got to shore first so the island is mine and you all have to pay rent, i’ve always dreamed of being a landlord and the day has finally come
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Dec 13, 2024 18:04
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Bad Purchase posted:i got to shore first so the island is mine and you all have to pay rent, i’ve always dreamed of being a landlord and the day has finally come ive always dreamed abt lynching a landlord. what a coinkydink. the lord works in mysterious ways
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Dec 13, 2024 18:05
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I got the kiln going. Everybody throw in your ifones, we'll try to cast a cool bottle opener shaped like a shark.
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Dec 13, 2024 18:10
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Ah this isn't a problem, let me just quickly google "How to survive on a deserted island wikihow"... ... wait there's no service here?! Ah... AHHHHHH
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Dec 13, 2024 18:14
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DrSunshine posted:Ah this isn't a problem, let me just quickly google "How to survive on a deserted island wikihow"... well of coursse not. u threw ur phone into the kiln to make teh bottle opener
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Dec 13, 2024 18:17
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I just saw a polar bear running through the jungle.
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Dec 13, 2024 18:18
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Fellow survivors, harken to me! This doesn't need to be a catastrophe. We have been set free from society's bonds and we can build our society. The society of hope that we've always dreamed of. With me at the top and Susan at the bottom!
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Dec 13, 2024 19:00
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I've got a satellite phone, its hidden on the island. I can also get y'all jobs at the dick sucking factory when we get back, but you'll uhhh need to get through the vetting process. I got some palm leaves all folded up so it'll be easy on your knees. Everyone line up.
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Dec 13, 2024 20:00
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Edgar posted:I just saw a polar bear running through the jungle. we either live together or die alone
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(immediately kills and begins eating pencilhands)
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So, is this a grotto, a lagoon, or an oasis? Whatever it is, I peed in it.
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