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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Rawwwr I'm in a dinosaur robot, there is an alien inside of my chest pulling levers.

It's me the girl , you know this because I wear pink

Boy , los Angeles really looks like Tokyo when you are inside a big robot

Gimme a second , I'm just Gunna flash coloured light for like a minute with screaming in the background

I'm the violent one , I come from punchtopia where we settle all disagreements with elaborate martial arts, and yes there is a toy of me with a sword

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TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



yo im the tough one. i dont smoke but i always have a toothpick

*faaaart* im the funny one, i always have food around me and make fart jokes

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Im the token wheelchair guy with cool sunglasses nicknamed Wheelz. With a Z.

Calling someone who has a wheelchair wheels can be offensive and that's why I have a Z on it.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
I drive a cool sports car that has gull wing doors and when the doors pop up there’s guns in the doors 😳

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
I'm either a humanoid shark, or a monkey, with armor.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

Instead, say "Fuck it."
That's your answer for everything.
It is the way of the Dude.
SOCIALISM IS FOR LOSERS!

*air guitar riff*

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

Instead, say "Fuck it."
That's your answer for everything.
It is the way of the Dude.
*squealing nasally high pitched voice*

Haaaay guys wassup ooh are those SNAAACKS

Shamewave
Nov 25, 2024

Is he a hawk? NO!
Is he a dragon? NO!
Is he a rockstar? NO!

He is the SUPA DUPA MEGA BLASTER FLAMING FLYING LIZZARD KING, READY TO ROCK YOUR SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!! PARENTS, STAY AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

*thunderstruck by AC/DC playing on the background while an obnoxious presentation of his pyrotechian skills is shown on the screen*

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The 'real fans' hate this show more than the uncool parents because of all the changes made.

-The age of several protagonists were changed from the official canon.
-Several seconds of footage have been cut from each episode.
-Entire episode of characters visiting the hot springs was removed from US release.
-Footage was cropped to avoid showing too much skin.
-Extra clothes were digitally overlaid on images to keep the characters from being either naked/nearly naked.
-Shot of character falling face first into another character's breasts was replaced with static shot of a black screen and new dialog of 'the lights went out?!"
-Upskirt scene removed digitally character who was peeking. Dialog dubbed into scene character thinking someone saw a spider on the floor and a hard cut to peeper looking beat up and saying, "I fell down running from that spider."
-Entire massage parlor episode cut down and reedited to be a clip show of characters thinking about their problems while getting a health check up. (Note: Recycled footage comes from already aired episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 9, 11, 12, and 15. Substantial footage is used from the banned hot springs episode.)

saladscooper
Jan 25, 2019

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019
cuts to commercial “god bless america, land that i love”

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
*replaced by Ghostwriter by local affiliate*

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I'm Snotpicker Jones. I'm sassy and wear cool sunglasses and don't respect authority. This is my best friend Shouty Hokaido, a katakana-weilding stereotype who refuses to bathe, and acts tough but is the biggest coward on the planet. This is Jenny Malegaze, a girl who wants to be my girlfriend even though I'm oblivious and neg her constantly. She pronounces the word "man" with two syllables and is always looking for dishonest means to get money to buy new purses. We are still in Jr. High and spend all day causing trouble for the Principal. Our school is in a city sewer and we are all humanoid alligators, snakes, or spiders.

lipid
Feb 21, 2001
I drive futuristic military vehicles but I don’t seem to experience any kind of inner narrative or have any personality traits

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Kid Cap'n America, Reporting for Duty!

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
All of our characters are vague references to biblical people and places, but we're in the distant future fighting a galactic war with robot aliens inspired by Greek and Roman mythology. I'm Jericho, female pilot of Apostlerocket 7, and I'm on my way to defend Transubstantiation Moon Base from a wave of Lysistrata laser ships from the planet Senate. Time to put on my space skirt!

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
My father isnt dead, he has been sent to the nega-verse and can't come back

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Buttchocks posted:

All of our characters are vague references to biblical people and places, but we're in the distant future fighting a galactic war with robot aliens inspired by Greek and Roman mythology. I'm Jericho, female pilot of Apostlerocket 7, and I'm on my way to defend Transubstantiation Moon Base from a wave of Lysistrata laser ships from the planet Senate. Time to put on my space skirt!

You and your cousin seem a bit close to be just good friends but what do I know

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'm one of the 3rd string cats in Top Cat's gang

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
My brother and I were discharged from a paramilitary organization after we disobeyed the orders of Commander Feral. We built a 3 engine jet fighter from scraps and weapons found in the salvage yards and now we patrol our city bombing the living poo poo out of an undead sorcerer named Pastmaster.

militia etheridge
Jan 2, 2005

sounds ruff
Hey I'm booger boy :grin:

gigantic belch

and I sneeze out of my butt :fart:

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Hello boys and girls, this is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

*only has good animation in the opening credits*

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

"Bunnies."
-Ben
I have magic powers but I wasn't written by Tolkien or Lewis, so I am obviously part of the Satanic plot to turn your children into druids.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
We're Dickensian street urchins who belong to an organized crime syndicate run by the last of the Gnome Druids, friendly magical beings who live in London but can only be seen by kids who survive their magical Awakening ritual. We spend our days pick-pocketing, evading constables, recruiting new kids, having extended dialogues about the grey morality of our lifestyle during which only our mouths move, coughing up blood, and trying to meet our weekly quota so our bodies don't dissolve into chimney soot and become lost forever. That only happens to one kid in the first episode, but the clip gets shown every episode during the theme song. Also we have to bring the Gnome Druids a baby every third full moon. They never say why though.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

Instead, say "Fuck it."
That's your answer for everything.
It is the way of the Dude.
I have a very unfortunate magical sidekick whose face has to be edited purple in future airings

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Troll Bridgington posted:

My brother and I were discharged from a paramilitary organization after we disobeyed the orders of Commander Feral. We built a 3 engine jet fighter from scraps and weapons found in the salvage yards and now we patrol our city bombing the living poo poo out of an undead sorcerer named Pastmaster.

And I'm the man-sized insects you fight in a two-parter.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

And I'm the man-sized insects you fight in a two-parter.

No! Not the Ci-Kat-As! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
It's like the third time we have done our transformation sequence today

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I’m Scrappo Murderjob, the drug dealer/murderer/human trafficker who hangs out with the cool kids, many of whom have mysteriously gone missing since the show started ~oooh spooky!!

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I'm the kooky main character of this fun kid's show about friendship and imagination. I'm voiced by a different actor than the one who portrayed me in the R-rated horror movie that this cartoon is based on. That actor died in a failed stunt, and the footage was used in the final cut. Even if the actor had survived, they would not be allowed to participate in this series because it turns out they had been running an illegal cock-fighting ring. There is a running gag in the show that's a subtle nod to this fact.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'm Neon Genesis Evangelion being played at 7am with toy commercials every 5 minutes.

"Now you can be Gendo!"

*two 8 year olds*

"Get in the eva Shinji"

"Take that Sachiel!"

Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Dec 14, 2024

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

tomboy character checking in, forever threading the needle between "charmingly boyish" and "but not so boyish that the self-appointed moralists obsessively watching each episode get confused and panic"

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
*sneers derisively while sipping soda*
Well that's just like your opinion, Ma'am!


*walking into the room*
"Who gnarled the vibe?!"

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'm Neon Genesis Evangelion being played at 7am with toy commercials every 5 minutes.

*the queer 20-something in a CLAMP cartoon that was inexplicably translated and shown at 9am*
"Gee Raleigh, I'M SUPER LUCKY tire my roommate!"
*awkward edit to remove gay subtext*

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013
GYAAAAAARRF I DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS GUYS, THIS CAVE LOOKS TOO SPOOKY FOR THE 4 - 6 DEMOGRAPHIC MY CHARACTER BRINGS TO THE TABLE

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
skibidi toilet adventure hour

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
https://youtu.be/GZUeiuMOjt8?si=20mcUny6bb9Gjp_m

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

His name is jestery and he's the OP

televised insanity yeah you know me

And Grandma, she loves to smoke

Edited it to chewing gum, thats not a joke

ILLUMINATING TELEVISION

e/i

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'm Neon Genesis Evangelion being played at 7am with toy commercials every 5 minutes.

"Now you can be Gendo!"

*two 8 year olds*

"Get in the eva Shinji"

"Take that Sachiel!"

Does the shinji figure have a kung fu grip?

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I'm an unfunny comedian who was just popular enough to get his own show. My cartoon is the one thing you don't care that your parents don't approve of because it's so boring you'd never watch it anyway.

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