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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



fknlo posted:

There's apparently a very crisp body inside of that burning dumpster.

The New Orleans guy, on top of being a vet, was also US born. So we'll see where that one goes.

He'll be posthumously deported anyway.

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



LifeSunDeath posted:

Iconic photo:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Good to know the investigation was not accidental. Seems like a stretch to call it a terror attack though.

Everything is a loving terror attack with a weapon of mass destruction now. Bike theft? Terrorism and your bolt cutters are a WMD. Shoplifting from Walmart? Terrorism and the 9/11 hijackers had a box cutter just like that, buddy.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

They've been secretly diverting money to fund the development of the ultimate weapon: a Pronoun Bomb that can instantly change the pronouns of everyone within the blast radius.

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



OddObserver posted:

...not a big fan of them highlighting his religious stuff, that tends to go really bad places.

Never too early to start cranking that xenophobia hog.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Platystemon posted:

I wouldn’t want to keep anyone from visiting the website and seeing the animated cat that chases the mouse cursor. :kiddo:

There’s a real Adrian Dittmann with biographic details that are consistent with statements on the Twitter account that predate Musk’s (famously binding) offer to purchase that website.

Yeah but the news media should print the admission verbatim.

He’s threatened to sue them for saying “Cybertruck explodes in Las Vegas”. I’m sure that it will go over well.

Probably will go well for him if he does; he can sue in whatever district in Texas has the YUM YUM FEED ME DADDY ELON judge on the bench and get whatever judgement he wants.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



My Spirit Otter posted:

honestly not a bad gamble, russia has proven its not really a threat anymore

And the US has your back!

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment posted:

Remember though, this dumbass went to the wrong Las Vegas originally.

https://x.com/growing_daniel/status/1875038846695694581

By going to Las Vegas in New Mexico, he added three hours (and a charge or two) instead of going straight shot from Denver to Las Vegas, Nevada.

lmfao owned

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Pine Cone Jones posted:

I don't know poo poo about law and a lawknower would have to explain this, but this seems bad.

https://bsky.app/profile/peark.es/post/3lffsbsrxos2u

https://bsky.app/profile/peark.es/post/3lffsiex6ps22

https://bsky.app/profile/annmlipton.bsky.social/post/3lffqzoctv22x

"Well, he did it. Reed O'Connor conducted a bench trial and concluded that by including BlackRock plans in its 401k that voted for nonbinding climate change resolutions, American Airlines breached its fiduciary duties under ERISA:"

https://www.bloomberglaw.com/product/blaw/bloomberglawnews/bloomberg-law-news/BNA%2000000190-5f66-d958-a190-7fffceb10001

Broke: executive department regulations
Woke: judicial department regulations

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Quackles posted:

I'm sorry, Bannon was involved in mcfreaking Biosphere 2?!

https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-strange-history-of-steve-bannon-and-the-biosphere-2-experiment/

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Hyrax Attack! posted:

I miss the days when Steve Wozniak would mail photos of his game boy tetris high scores to Nintendo Power & he was so dominant they stopped letting him do that so others would have a chance, and there was zero doubt yeah he was really getting those scores.

Woz is what I wish all the SV people were like.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



My Spirit Otter posted:

one said trump wants to combine canada, the us and mexico to form one supernation that has americas resources, canadas healthcare and mexicos (he didnt have anything for mexico)

Oh the North American Combine? I wonder if they'll use the existing flag:



Looking forward to rad cybertanks at least:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment posted:


I'm thinking 25% will be dumb junk that doesn't mean anything (I declare that the previous administration sucked!), 50% will be standard republican normie poo poo (border measures), then 25% blatantly illegal nonsense (birthright citizenship paused, Schedule F with no deliberations).

And that blatantly illegal 25% gets appealed to the scrotus and gets approved 6-3 and becomes legal anyway!

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment posted:


Mhm. To be determined if the really illegal poo poo gets approved on the supreme court's shadow docket, which would be weeks, or regular court flow, which would be months/years. A complication for Donnie is that he's using outside lawyers, instead of OLC/DOJ lawyers, to draft these executive orders, so they're likely to be full of basic errors.

Those corrupt fuckers are bought precisely to approve poo poo like this regardless of anything.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



shame on an IGA posted:

OTOH I'm invited to a townhall meeting of all the DNC chair candidates later this month (finally replacing the guy that spent $120mm losing to Lindsey Graham by 10 points) and am extremely open to suggestions of what is the funniest question I can possibly ask them

"If elected chair, who is the next woman you intend to have lose an election to a member of the Trump family?"

Midjack fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Jan 19, 2025

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



orange juche posted:

Yes, she has no idea how to DJ. She can produce songs, but that's a different skillset than live DJing. I know people who can competently DJ who aren't producers, and vice versa. It's less shocking than you'd think unless she talked up that she was an excellent DJ and then fell on her face, but more than a few of major EDM "DJs" pre-record a significant portion of their sets if not the whole thing and then just hit play while looking like they're doing the DJ thing. If you see super tightly cued lighting and visuals it might just be rehearsed.

She did exactly that and because she didn't bother to learn how the playback software worked and didn't rehearse beforehand, her set at Coachella was completely whack:
https://youtube.com/shorts/_4HTZsJuSC8

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment posted:

That's a pretty thorough trendline for all of the rich fucks about to be in government power - they're all miserable shits.

To be the tiniest bit fair it's true for a lot of the ones leaving as well.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



A.o.D. posted:

Does that mean Elon fixed the election for Trump? Not that it matters, even if the receipts were leaked, no one would do anything about it.

If Elon was hacking for Trump, Harris would be President tomorrow.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Carteret posted:

link from the cursed place but JFC Just look at it

Was hoping he'd mortal kombat Kano himself there but sadly I'm disappointed yet again.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Platystemon posted:

https://x.com/ADL/status/1881474892022919403

I wish that I could send this tweet back to like 2009 and see how people took it.

lmfao what the gently caress, lets see some awkward gestures at the holocaust museum next i guess.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Shocker

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Man just think about all the fundraising the DNC can do off of these.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Truly, the man's politics are unknowable.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



GD_American posted:

Fauci by a mile. Nobody was making memes about Bolton.

Only way Bolton gets more threats is if he lives up to the promise of his facial hair.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment posted:

What he said is the real winner:

"I think there is too much focus on past guilt (in Germany), and we need to move beyond that. Children should not feel guilty for the sins of their parents - their great grandparents even"

nazi piece of poo poo

We'll have plenty of future guilt to feel bad about, clear out the old stuff to make room I guess.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Comrade Blyatlov posted:

also seems a pretty good way to piss off the constituencies

rule #1 is don't gently caress with the bag

What are they going to do about it, not vote for them in November 2024?

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Bored As gently caress posted:

Man gently caress today and yesterday

been saying this

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