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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Tiny Timbs posted:

Why are the mods/admins obsessed with keeping around posters besides me who suck and are a drag to everyone around them? It sounds like this person should’ve been dumped long before.

YOSPOS also has a "don't post anime" rule because of one particularly awful poster who couldn't stop a) posting anime while b) complaining about how poor she was and how everyone else in the forums should be guillotined for being computer touchers etc. and also c) refusing literally any help from even non-wealthy posters. She finally got banned enough times to not bother coming back. You still can't post anime in YOSPOS.

There are ongoing issues with other posters like that in a bunch of other forums and a lot of those posters who are even more historically unhinged. It's just a forums-wide thing where a few moderators seem to have pet psychopaths and none of the admins seem to care about it.

But that's not a current event so I'll shut up about it and just say that I truly appreciate GiP for being one of the sanest, friendliest places on this website.

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

That invisible force chokeslam to the Halo theme is one of the best wrestling things I've seen since Hell in a Cell 98. God drat.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Musk admitting it makes me now believe that Adrian Dittman was actually someone else all along.

If only because he's too loving stupid to pull a double reverse psych on anyone.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Platystemon posted:

They ought to be distracting Trump, like he’s a wild animal, so that minorities have a chance to escape his wrath.

They need to be driving a wedge between Trump and Musk like they're parting the Red loving Sea.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Apparently Elizabeth May, the slightly not entirely all there leader of the Green Party, is making noise about how we should annex California.

For a great many reasons it is a very good thing the Green Party has never won more than three seats in Parliament.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Whoever the Liberal Party of Canada elects as their next leader will be our prime minister until the next election, which is set for no later than October 20th, so unless a vote of no confidence is called and passes (the threat of which is the main reason why Trudeau stepped down) they'll still hold a majority government until then. That means there's a minimum 10 months between Trump taking power and the Liberals being voted out.

It's arguable that the Liberal Party could end up stronger in this year's election because Trudeau is resigning, and I'm personally of the belief there's going to be a huge panic shift in how the various elements in the Conservative Party try to do any and all election propaganda. They've spent the past ~12 years making it all about how Trudeau wouldn't be/isn't/wasn't a good leader, with no actual meat to any of it other than "we'll undo what he did!", which, at this point, is a mix of a) stuff that's become major parts of Canadian federal law and policy and b) stuff negotiated between the federal and provincial governments that you literally cannot roll back without pissing off MILLIONS of people.

The Conservatives can't run on "we're going to cut back spending by clawing back the several billion dollars we threw at British Columbia for transportation improvements" without alienating everyone in BC who isn't a product of multigenerational educational withdrawal, for example.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Who the hell has 20 years of service to a single company anymore?

Pretty much just people with unions and, uh, associated pensions.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

The Diablo 1 speedrun record that stood for over a decade was recently found to be illegitimate. Each floor was run separately and spliced together with hacked save files, the runner changed the time on their computer to generate more optimal level placement, and in some points they stitched together different bits of footage seamlessly (at least, in video -- you can see evidence of the splice in the audio stream).

If there is any type of gamer you don't want to draw the ire of, it's ARPG dorks.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Midjack posted:

Woz is what I wish all the SV people were like.

Ehhhh, he kinda went a bit loopy after his plane crash in the 80s and it's only gotten more and more... fascinating. I think most recently he's gotten into, out of, and back into cryptocurrency, as well as having a stroke and then deciding the best thing to do would be to become a Serbian citizen to promote how great it is there and how there's definitely nothing going on in Kosovo.

Turns out a month and a half of not being able to form new memories after massive physical head trauma is a real solid sign of brain damage.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Early 80s Jobs would have made Musk cry in public though, because early 80s Jobs was the kind of guy who would conduct interviews while tripping on acid and mock the interviewee's virginity, which is exactly the kind of drug-fueled assholery that Elon Musk can only wish he could muster.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

I'm looking forward to the US tanking its economy so hard the Canadian dollar reaches par again.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Watching poo poo that's funny as hell happen is going to be the best we can really do over the next four years.

I try to avoid doomer poo poo but god drat I just looked up how much of a pain getting the right wing states in the late 40s to ratify the 22nd amendment, and I guarantee half the country is going to be trying to figure out the fastest way to unwind that a week from now (and the other half is just going to let them do it).

If this sinks Alberta's economy in the process though it'll be kind of leopards-eating-faces wacky up here. Literally a province full of idiots who think that their economic contribution to Canada is the most important because most of it's in the petroleum industry... that's now going to be tariffed to hell and back, cratering its value. Yeah, motherfuckers, try your separatist bullshit once three quarters of your GDP vanishes and you can't even afford to keep the literal lights on.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

My Spirit Otter posted:

we're gonna be up to our eyeballs in foreclosed mcmansions 6 inches apart and repossessed lifted trucks.

for real, though, china will buy the oil, they are already one of our top buyers and i think the bonus of driving a wedge between the us and canada will cinch it

A few more tens of billions in trade between China and Canada will piss off India too, which they'll be thoroughly on board for.

I just want anyone who thinks "wexit" is a good idea to suffer emotionally and financially.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

The best type of exploit speedrun is the "arbitrary code execution" class, where you do things in such a precise order at such a precise speed that the game engine shits itself and starts overwriting chunks of memory based on how you've put certain inputs and actions in, then executes them as code.

Some are pretty simple, like skipping to the end credits of a Game Boy game. Some are a bit more complex, like the time someone coded Snake and Pong into Super Mario World.

Then there's the Triforce% ACE Showcase, in which dozens of people spent years reimplementing beta code, pre-release rumours, and "my uncle works at Nintendo" style late 90s/early 00s bullshit into Zelda 64 through a series of exploits and extremely high-precision replayed button presses, and then played it live on an unmodified Nintendo 64 and cartridge in front of audience of thousands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x_pqyrf9lA

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Starting a "days since Israel violated their own ceasefire" counter

That's just an additional label under the "days since last mass shooting" counter. No point in duplicating effort.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

I am proposing that we remove January 16th from all future calendars. Tack on an extra day to February or something. We're just gonna not have a January 16th ever again because today loving sucks.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Defenestrategy posted:

Id like to ask a favor from the ce thread to post good news every so often. Namaste.

we'll let you know when we've figured out how to build a time machine

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

The Democrats also just... don't want to win. They want to come close enough to make it look like they tried, but winning? Winning means you have to actually do work for four years. If you narrowly lose, you get to spend the next four years collecting donations while sitting on your rear end.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Platystemon posted:

Unironically I think that we need complex numbers to represent the Scaramuccis this represents.

It would be really funny if we make it to 2029 without DOGE actually getting actually established.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

CBJSprague24 posted:

I mean, they're already whittling down the staff by banishing the Vivek back to Ohio.

If they somehow find a way to jettison the guy who came up with the idea and gave it his own cute, in joke name, we're in business.

They'll definitely have a falling out at some point. The two biggest narcissists on the planet in the same room together for up to four years? You can guaranfuckingtee it.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

The ADL rehabilitating the Nazi salute was not on my bingo card for 2025

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

ADL, 2026: "it seems that elon musk has been granted half a million acres of land in the west bank, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge"

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Not with a bang, but a whimper.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Kesper North posted:

and panama

fpv drone swarms and jungle warfare are going to be a horrific wombo combo

Vietnam 2.0 being broadcast live in 4K is going to be loving terrifying.

Even moreso than when Elon inevitably forces Starship to be man-rated before it has a successful cargo-only track record and the whole world gets a live cockpit view of 100 passengers getting Challengered in real time.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

GW1, Somalia (1993, not GWOT), Bosnia?

I'd throw Kosovo into the list as well if we're counting UN-okayed NATO interventions. The rate of ethnic cleansing of Albanians at the hands of the Serbs took a pretty sharp nosedive after that particular campaign.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

OddObserver posted:

I was expecting this thing to be a giveaway to Elon. I guess I was wrong.

Same. I was pretty sure that the "trillion in AI spending" was a cover for Trump to pay off the tens of billions that Elon owes the Saudis after using their money to buy Twitter.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

ded posted:

call me crazy but maybe stop linking a known nazi website here

I'd love to have bluesky embeds instead but neither of the two people who can make that happen on this website have the desire to do so

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

"the president has no leverage over him" lmfao if President Deport All Immigrants can't figure out what leverage he has over someone with a south african birth certificate he's even stupider than anyone could have ever imagined

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

MrMojok posted:

It is high time other nations start thinking of forming a coalition against the unchecked aggression of the USA

Canada should have started working on a nuclear weapons program eight years ago. We're deeply back into "incineration without representation" territory now that our closest "ally" is more likely to invade us than use MAD as a deterrent against anyone invading us.

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

Cyclonopedia was mostly dreck but man they nailed that there's something about fossil fuels that drives deep into the conservative brain, roots itself around the brainstem and envigors reactionaries like a goddamn skinner box.

It's because of the lead we used to add into them.

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