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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The Irish Unification of 2024 never happened. :smith:

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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It looks like someone did some terrorism in New Orleans for New Year’s Day.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Discussion Quorum posted:

Was the body a human-sized coyote by any chance?

Wile E. has standards.

Acme has their faults, but they’re a cut above Tesla.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Trump should seize Musk’s assets and use them for vanity projects.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Midjack posted:

Everything is a loving terror attack with a weapon of mass destruction now. Bike theft? Terrorism

lol no

The cops absolutely do not give a poo poo, like even less than other crimes against non-corporate persons.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Nick Soapdish posted:

AP reporting the Vegas Cybertruck guy was an AD Army Green Beret on leave

Same base but it was Fort Liberty (for two and a half weeks still) and they wouldn’t have crossed paths much.

quote:

Both Livelsberger and Jabbar spent time at the base formerly known as Fort Bragg, a massive Army base in North Carolina that is home to multiple Army special operations units. However, one of the officials who spoke to the AP said there is no overlap in their assignments at the base, now called Fort Liberty.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Counterpoint from the World’s Most Valuable Man:

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1874867956422934554

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The world’s richest man has worst opsec than any of the public guilds that goons dunked on in online games.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Las Vegas Cybertruck guy’s guns:





https://bsky.app/profile/iwriteok.bsky.social/post/3lescy5bcss25

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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facialimpediment posted:

it me, adrian dittman, real human being, proving elon is "getting sex" a lot to 4channers

i can even prove it with my x the everything app admin panel link showing elon is a sexhaver

wtf man you can’t just violate HIPPO like that

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Am I blind? I can't see the admin stuff there

Third image in the quoted Skeet, bottom right.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Tiny posted:

If that was intentional, there is a note or a manifesto somewhere easy to find.

@nypost when are we getting a crib tour for that one?

https://x.com/nypost/status/1874965168402104473

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://x.com/Acyn/status/1875235902508953754

Guys will see this and say “hell yeah”.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Obama tells a story, I think it’s in Dreams from My Father, that when he was a nobody in Chicago politics, on multiple occasions he met people who expected to be shaking hands with Barry O’Bama, Irish–American community organizer.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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elsanto posted:

I think he was trying to set off the batteries and get a more energetic fire.

With the battery nearly fully discharged lmao

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The New York Times thinks that the Global War on Terrorism Service Medal means something lmao.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/03/podcasts/the-daily/new-orleans-terror-attack.html posted:

The thing I can't get out of my head is something you said earlier, Mike, about how when Jabbar was in the military, he'd been given an award for participating in the war on terrorism. And now, here we have the same person all these years later, participating in an act of terrorism. And that's just really hard to wrap your head around.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Trump complains that US flags will be half-staff on his inauguration day

Who else had this on their BINGO card?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I could believe that Adrian Dittmann is an Elon Musk sycophant who shares the same sort of special relationship with Musk that Doge Designer has.

If they actually had no under-the-table dealings, Musk would never tolerate Dittmann making him look bad. He’d use his ownership of Twitter to dox the guy, and for once he would be justified in doing so.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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M_Gargantua posted:

So he sounds like Musk, is a twitter admin, and all that other stupidity that makes it obviously musk…

Yeah it’s a half assed attempted coverup

The 4chan posts with the admin panel were made by a prankster roleplaying.

The password is 34444444. Now you too can claim to be Dittmann and/or Musk.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Steezo posted:

This would mean hes on the radium/barry/lobster arc of the lowtax speedrun. Hope he already has a shotty.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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facialimpediment posted:

I bring some bad news.

Adrian Dittmann looks like he's just an Elon superfan dork instead of a sockpuppet.

https://thespectator.com/topic/real-adrian-dittmann-not-elon-musk-x-account-fiji/

All matches some German dude currently in Fiji. :argh:

Here’s one of the uncredited investigators with a much better version of the story than The Spectator rushed to press.

https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/adrian-dittmann/

That’s not a hyperlink because the U.S. federal government is displeased with Maia and some of the material on that website, such as the No Fly List.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

God forbid you post the gist of it ITT.

I wouldn’t want to keep anyone from visiting the website and seeing the animated cat that chases the mouse cursor. :kiddo:

There’s a real Adrian Dittmann with biographic details that are consistent with statements on the Twitter account that predate Musk’s (famously binding) offer to purchase that website.

Kazinsal posted:

Musk admitting it makes me now believe that Adrian Dittman was actually someone else all along.

If only because he's too loving stupid to pull a double reverse psych on anyone.

Yeah but the news media should print the admission verbatim.

He’s threatened to sue them for saying “Cybertruck explodes in Las Vegas”. I’m sure that it will go over well.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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CrazySalamander posted:

I understand your point but Trump also likes to burn things down when he’s mad so this is probably an attempt to make him feel welcomed as part of the system so he breaks less of it. No clue on whether that idea will work or just be another instance of Dems happily shooting themselves in the foot or not. It still feels pretty frustrating though to say the least.

They ought to be distracting Trump, like he’s a wild animal, so that minorities have a chance to escape his wrath.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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You don’t need nuclear weapons. Your territorial integrity is guaranteed by both the U.S and Russia.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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facialimpediment posted:

Remember though, this dumbass went to the wrong Las Vegas originally.

https://x.com/growing_daniel/status/1875038846695694581

By going to Las Vegas in New Mexico, he added three hours (and a charge or two) instead of going straight shot from Denver to Las Vegas, Nevada.

It would be very funny, but the southern route is a totally reasonable detour to avoid Interstate 70 across the Rocky Mountains in January.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Canada has designs on Maine.

Trump will act in self defense.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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They’re blaming California liberals for sending all the state’s water out to sea.

I wish that I were joking.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Newsom is too much of a square to do it, but if he said on January twentieth that the federal response to date was underwhelming and welcomed Trump’s help, he’d get it.

Trump lives for that attention, and this is a golden opportunity to take a catastrophe that struck on his predecessor’s watch and take credit for the recovery.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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And why would an ambulance be leaving a hospital? :confused:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Remember the guy who shot up the Comet Ping Pong pizzeria?

He pulled a gun on a cop. :rip:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Who's the last person in the world who'd give positive press to a narcissist? Another mainstream politician

The time for praise is when the guy is headed to a farm upstate in eleven days.

https://x.com/kenklippenstein/status/1877179596308697326

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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That’s the best news that Elon has gotten since the election.

He’s been on thin ice, but everything that Bannon touches turns to poo poo, so he’s got a chance to stay in Trump’s good graces.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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orange juche posted:

Quoting from the trumplol thread in GBS, I had a pretty good chuckle.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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My Spirit Otter posted:

you mean the dipshit who tried to cure his own cancer with woo woo bullshit and did his best to make everyone think he was the guy in the lab inventing your iphone and ipad?

pretty sure they be sucking each other off at the billionaire party.

dont lionize the rich, its loving stupid

Steve Jobs was a colossal rear end in a top hat, but I have no doubt that he and Musk would have gotten along like oil and water.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The iPod submarine has come for the golden state.

https://x.com/nicksortor/status/1878672162770608617

They’re resistant to museum pieces.

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1878563858052202589

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jan 13, 2025

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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not caring here posted:

I saw that clip as well, and after 15 seconds I realized that Elon thought that the water magically appeared from the ground and didn't understand things like "flow rates" and "volume" and "pipes".

Grok fixes this.

e: here is his private briefing with the fireman if you wish to suffer through it.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Jan 13, 2025

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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CBJSprague24 posted:

Meanwhile, the Good Judge Cannon realizes the gravy train done left the station without her.

https://x.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1878864938585804871?t=aEJpJQ67gszho55c_LNVeg&s=19

It was absurd that an uninvolved federal judge would block it in the first place. She should have never done it. Now pulling back risks putting her in Trump’s bad graces forever. She’d have caught less flak from both sides in simply doing nothing.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Slick Willie is high speed, low drag.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Stultus Maximus posted:

W Bush will have a permanently installed banner?

No pretzels.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Stultus Maximus posted:

That's not how ship naming works. There's no "we just name presidents in order" convention

There is now.

Biden establishes another legacy. :blessed:

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