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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Wolfsheim posted:

I guess movies are good but have any of you ever considered having sex :smug:

I watched Mask of the Phantasm tonight and it literally unironically has a cut to the waving curtains moment

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
What's a movie that you saw, enjoyed a lot, thought was good, but never ever ever want to see again?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Enderzero posted:

The classic option is Requiem For A Dream. And I stand by it. That movie makes you itchy.

loving hate this stupid anti drug caricature movie

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

I'm gonna agree with this one

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
What's a movie that you so badly wanted to like, but couldn't stand?

Mine is God's Pocket

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Sasquatch Sunset

Oh man I really want to like that one but haven't seen it yet

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Carpet posted:

Oh poo poo Fincher's Zodiac back on the big screen tonightm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHxfOZH8cew

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

therattle posted:

Not sure why I missed this thread for a couple of days but reading it now and this made me laugh for a solid minute.

The key word here is “enjoyed”. I can’t think of any film I’ve seen that fits your criteria. I’ve seen plenty of amazing films that were really excellent and I never wanted to see them again, but I did not enjoy them, eg Manchester By The Sea, Son of Saul


I'm glad you brought up Manchester By The Sea. It made me incredibly sad and I thought it was wonderful and I never want to see it again, but I definitely enjoyed it. I've seen it on different streaming services and never felt any negative things but also have never been tempted to hit play. We probably just have different definitions of enjoyment and that's okay.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I really truly did enjoy watching it though honestly

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

fenix down posted:

Michelle Williams in that is The Saddest. Brilliant work

If you want more Michelle Williams being The Saddest watch Wendy and Lucy

Afterwards you will be The Saddest

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

tetrapyloctomy posted:

We decided to rewatch The 13th Warrior last night because both my wife and I love this film but haven't seen it in a long time. While we both felt that it still works well, I had never actually read up more on it and it is crazy to me how poorly it was received at release. Omar Sharif quit acting for a while, he hated it so badly! I also didn't know anything about the clashes between Crichton and McTiernan amd multiple rewrites that apparently led to the latter leaving early and Crichton taking over as director.
I love this drat movie so much. I remember 20-some years ago playing a really well done AoK campaign that followed the events of it.

I am currently reading Empires of the Steppes: A History of the Nomadic Tribes Who Shaped Civilization by Ken Harl and apparently he loves it, too. He's name dropped it twice in the book so far

quote:

In 921/2, Ahmad ibn Fadlan, a jurist in Islamic law, visited the Khazar court at Atil as the envoy of the Abbasid caliph al-Muqtadir. In his account, ibn Fadlan was fascinated by the tall, fair-haired Rus, and so reports their methods of trade and a Viking ship burial on the banks of the Volga that was spectacularly re-created in the film “The Thirteenth Warrior” (1999).70

quote:

The caliph sent his accomplished diplomat Ahmad ibn Fadlan, who penned an insightful account of the mores of the Khazars, Bulgars, and Rus living in the northern lands of darkness. Ibn Fadlan’s travels, along with the Anglo-Saxon epic Beowulf, inspired the novel of Michael Crichton and the movie spectacle “The Thirteenth Warrior” (1999).56

You can tell the guy just honestly loves that movie. Also he probably needs an editor.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
His worst role is The Terminal it's not even close

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Ohtori Akio posted:

saw showgirls for the first time. obliterated me lol

It's good

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Showgirls is not ironically good, it's good good

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
One of the greatest villains ever that should be on any list is the Event Horizon from Event Horizon

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
There should be legislation dictating a huge red persistent flashing label on screen highlighting anything that has been even slightly touched by AI

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Paul Zuvella posted:

Trust me I understand who Robbie Williams is. That doesnt make the price tag or concept of this movie make any sense

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qJD19I5DK0

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Truspeaker posted:

I think Lynch would have made an incredible and incomprehensible The Left Hand of Darkness adaptation

I would have liked Lynch making a movie out of an Ellroy novel, I just don't know which one

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Truspeaker posted:

I hadn't thought of it til now, but between Mulholland Drive and Twin Peaks: The Return, Lynch really had his finger on the Elmore Leonard style of crime comedy. They should have given him a whole season of Justified to do whatever he wanted.

Yes this is directly in Lynch's wheelhouse and Ellroy's novels are very very very much based on vibes, vibes that Lynch could have attuned himself to or made weirder

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Today I realized that I hate Toby Jones. I think he can only act one way. I feel bad for hating such a pleasant and gentle man.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Tell me any movie where Toby Jones shows even the slightest bit of range in his performance

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Gorn Myson posted:

I don't care about range, he's been quality in loads of stuff I've seen him in. Marvellous. The Detectorists. Mr Bates vs The Post Office. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Berberian Sound Studio.

How many times can I see him sigh or look sad or put upon or furrow his brow or have people be really mean to him or have him say something sweet and then smile?? It's endless, absolutely endless with this guy.

Tinker Tailor is his best performance that I know of.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
If I remember right, I got irrationally mad at Fury for somehow forgetting that pistol ports on tanks exist, and I never watched it more than once. I should probably rectify that.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Jay Rust posted:

It's a question i keep seeing come up everywhere i go: If you were forced at gunpoint to hang out with either an antisemitic homophobe, or a convicted rapist, who would you go for? Or would you just take the bullet

What did he pull me over for?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
My first Mad Max was Beyond Thunderdome, some people say I ain't been quite right since

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

CelticPredator posted:

The baseball alien episode of the x files scared the loving poo poo out of me as a kid.

The episode Ice scared me for weeks scarred me for life

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

CPL593H posted:

Has Harrison Ford been in anything in the last 25 years where he wasn't sleepwalking his way through it for a paycheck? What Lies Beneath is the last time I remember him appearing to give a poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB0wzy-xbwM

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Harrison Ford didn't even phone it in for The Age of Adaline, an incredibly goofy movie which I love deeply. He's the best part!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The Batman was the best Batman movie since 1992 no contest

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Bottle Rocket, Kicking and Screaming, what's the third movie?

Really, what's the third movie? Is it The Good Girl?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
One of my favorite Hackman performances is The Firm

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I decided I wanted to watch Crimson Tide, for obvious reasons, and searched to see if it is on any streaming service. It isn't, you can only rent or buy it. But it's only $4.99 to buy on Amazon right now! That's a Walmart bargain DVD bucket price. Get on this deal as soon as you can.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Crimson Tide is one of my favorite movies I saw it in a theater with my Dad, the most perfect way to view a submarine movie. I'm happy to "own" it for five bucks.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Well a movie is at its core just showing certain angles of certain events

Think about tree rings you can only show certain events from certain perspectives and the more narrow the perspective the more narrow of the ring inside the ring

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Language is malleable and ever changing, it can't be stopped

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I love how Starship Troopers presents the fascist government future as a totally perfect utopia where everyone works together to efficiently handle the problems facing all humankind

Except they got snuck up on and also when they responded they had no idea how to face the arachnid threat whatsoever and kept loving up

It's a satire

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Has this ever happened to any of you?

I never ever ever want to see Drive Away Dolls because I found its trailer so goddamn annoying that I have an automatic reaction to the thought of the movie. Somehow the trailer for it appeared in front of several movies I saw in the theater.

The trailer is not the movie's fault!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I keep wanting to watch Better Man and then remembering it's a monkey movie

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Is Forrest Gump a biopic?

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