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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

What's a movie that you saw, enjoyed a lot, thought was good, but never ever ever want to see again?

United 93

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Gripweed posted:

I don't understand why they're releasing a movie about Robbie Williams in America, a country where not a single human being has ever heard of Robbie Williams.

One of the best things about American pop culture is we never gave Robbie Williams the time of day.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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I think people accidently clicking on that while looking for the Nolan/Bale/Ledger film on a streaming site are going to figure it out pretty quick.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Wolfsheim posted:

you'd think so but if you google search for 'the green knight streaming' the first thing to come up will be this:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.8269ae09-5ac2-4470-b83d-47e1d382795f?autoplay=0&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb

and if it autoplays it'll probably take you at least a couple minutes to realize your error and that'll be enough time for them to make 0.1 cents in streaming residuals so uwe will have the last laugh yet again

I guess, but people looking to stream The Green Knight probably haven't seen it before, where I think most people have already seen The Dark Knight and will get puzzled pretty quickly about there not being anyone in clown masks at the beginning.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Meaty Ore posted:

Breathless

I genuinely feel bad for you.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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CPL593H posted:

I wonder how long it will be before Armie Hammer shows up in those terrible movies by and for Christian conservatives which are just a rogues gallery of nobodies and has-beens.

Shocked it hasn't happened already tbh.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Wolfsheim posted:

i heard the napoleon movie was also bad but i didn't see it

a real hit or miss guy, that ridley scott

I don't think an Englishman is capable of making a truthful film about Napoleon, and in terms of truthfulness I don't mean historical accuracy, but a deeper cinematic truth.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Schwarzwald posted:

You are technically correct on all those particular details but you really could not have picked a worse example.

Yeah, Moorecock would be the guy to pick for that, plus it's a fun name to say. "I'm going to the bookstore to get some Moorecock."

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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CPL593H posted:

Hey never mind that poo poo. Anita Bryant finally dropped dead!

For a second I mixed her up with Anita Hill and was very confused by your tone, but once I realized d my mistake
https://youtu.be/kPIdRJlzERo?si=5L3ns-8E1wrhaf8C

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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feedmyleg posted:

I thought everyone liked Hail Caesar. Just that nobody loved it.

That's my opinion on it.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Hail Caesar! is minor Coens but it's still really funny.

The kid who played Yung Solo is amazing in it, too bad Disney ruined his career lol

It's definitely better than Ladykillers or Intorable Cruelty.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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regulargonzalez posted:

What director comes closest to a perfect 50/50 ratio of hits and misses (with a decent number of movies, ofc). Ridley Scott comes to mind but there's gotta be others in that ballpark.

John McTiernan?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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feedmyleg posted:

Since I think a ton of directors fit into this category, I think the more interesting twist on this is who has a 50/50 ratio with the largest gulf in quality between the good and bad? Meaning they've only created either absolute bangers, or total trash.

Tim Burton would be my pick.

Harmony Korine?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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I mean, if you're into Norse poo poo Ahmad ibn Fadlan is the first person that has a written account of how they lived. So a scholar into that stuff has definitely read the miniscule amount of writing that survived.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

the wild thing about The Ladykillers is despite being complete rear end and the Coen Bros’ second-worst movie (I do not get Intolerable Cruelty apologists, absolutely atrocious picture), it has Tom Hanks’ best performance.

Lady Killers can't be Tom Hanks best performance.

Edit: I do think Tom Hanks should have taken more villain roles, because he is good at it.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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regulargonzalez posted:

Disappointed in all of you that The Conversation was not the first and best answer.

70s in general is good for that vibe. Three Days of the Falcon, Parallax View, et al.

The first post quoting the same post as you mentioned The Conversation, I didn't have anything to add because all the classic paranoid films were already mentioned.

Maybe Running Scared with Paul Walker (which also works as a stealth sequel to the very first Fast and Furious film, if you ignore the existence of all of the actual Fast and Furious sequels).

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Enderzero posted:

Death Star gets way up there just from the contractors who died. Once you add in the rest, oooh boyyy

That was only on the second death star, which didn't actually blow up any planets, and it would be the Lando Calrissian who killed those contractors, not the Death Star. (Also, Calrissian is somehow in my web browser's dictionary, but Lando isn't)

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Jay Rust posted:

the heroes should also be ranked by bodycount

Then it'd probably be Ender from Ender's Game, right?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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CelticPredator posted:

its james bond.

Shaft, Sweet Sweetback, Dolemite?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Gaius Marius posted:

Alonzo - Denzel finally taking a heel turn, and it being this good is incredible. Why Fuqua never managed a film this good again is a mystery for the ages. Honestly my favorite part of the film isn't Denzel by himself, it's watching Hawke desperately trying to keep up with him in the acting race the same way his character needs to keep up with Alonzo.

Frank - From Once Upon a Time in the West. Speaking of casting against type we have Leone showing everyone how it was done with this film. I remember bringing my friend to a screening of the film and the debrief afterwords was incredible, the Harmonica reveal floored him as did my revealing that Fonda was generally a hollywood golden boy always cast as the goodie two shoes.

Vulture - Homecoming, he's the only thing that makes the movie even close to watchable.

Little Bill - Unforgiven. Hackman coming out swinging with a disgustingly sadistic paladin type that can only be wiped out by a man desperately trying to save his soul being forced to once again take up the gun. Clint's hit and miss but Bill, and the movie in general was perfectly on target.


What are other movies with actors that traditionally play the protagonist turning in excellent performances as the villain?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Gaius Marius posted:

Tom Cruise in Collateral is a huge one. Robin Williams in One Hour Photo and Insomnia are a little more divisive

Oh yeah, Tom Cruise in Collateral is a good call. I haven't seen One Hour Photo but Williams was good in Insomnia, the movie overall isn't that great.

I wouldn't call it casting against type, but any list of villains I made would absolutely include Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet, just absolutely terrifying.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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CPL593H posted:

Did anybody mention Jake Gyllenhaal as Lou Bloom in Nightcrawler? That's probably also his best performance. But man is he a creepy disgusting weirdo in that one.

Yeah, but he also plays a creep in Donnie Darko and a villain in Spider-Man 2 (the third Spider-Man 2), and movies where he's straight up the hero are not the best movies on his resume in general. He's got the Brad Pitt problem of being a really good character actor but he's so damned handsome people want him to be the leading man. Like he should be mostly doing roles a younger John Malkovich would get, but he doesn't look weird enough.

Speaking of Brad Pitt, he was a pretty good baddie in Kalifornia (which is not a great movie, but has a young Pitt and a young David Duchovny so worth a watch just for that novelty) and Fight Club (although half the fans of that film would argue that Brad Pitt isn't a villain in that).

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Ghost Leviathan posted:


I still say Bateman is what you get when Bruce Wayne's parents aren't murdered.

Bateman wasn't inherited wealth, I mean, he came from some sort of wealth, but he wasn't the scion of a billionaire.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

He's an alienated freak with a do-nothing job and nothing resembling consequences for his actions, there's no way he's not a failson.

He would have had a better business card if he had significant inherited wealth.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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FreudianSlippers posted:

Met him once extremely briefly when he was in Iceland giving a lecture on meditation.

Seemed like a genuinely strange and nice dude.

I've been wondering about Transcending Meditation, because it sounds like cult bullshit, but if it makes me think like David Lynch, might be worth it.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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God drat.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Carpet posted:

Rewatched Mulholland Drive tonight. I've shamefully never seen Twin Peaks though, so I'm looking at getting the box set to rectify that, looks like I would still need to buy Fire Walk With Me separately though.

Firewalk with me is technically a prequel, but should be watched after the first two seasons of Twin Peaks.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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CatstropheWaitress posted:


Inland Empire starting here in about 20 minutes.

I'm at work, so I'll watch it on my phone like he intended

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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https://x.com/davidehrlich/status/1879976449022783598?t=zO3eqKRESz3vYhia9s6e1g&s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Failed Imagineer posted:

Saving yourself for Monica Bellucci, I respect it

Isabella Rossallini.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Baron von Eevl posted:

I don't know if they had ever planned that, I think they adapted the entire book.

It was announced shortly after the series finished that they weren't doing another season.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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PriorMarcus posted:

Really? I remember early screenings from last year getting really bad reviews?

It's got a 92% on rotten tomatoes, only 25 reviews so I'm guessing the sample is self selective towards writers pre-disposed to liking it, but that's an impressive git to miss ratio anyways.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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CPL593H posted:

At this point I think Peter Dinklage is a bigger name than either of them. Not that they're bad actors. I like them both but they're kinda b-list now. I just think it's funny that someone of Peter Dinklage's profile in film and television is the star of something like this and I'm sure plenty of other people will as well.

Yeah, the last two things I saw Bacon in were as the villain in the Netflix Beverley Hills Cop movie and playing himself in the GotG Christmas special. He looked like he was having a ton of fun in both of those, but it's not exactly Footloose. Elijah Wood has done mostly weird indie things since Lord of the Rings

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Gripweed posted:

What has Dinklage done of note since Game of Thrones?

He's been in an Avengers movie, a Transformers movie, a Hunger Games prequel and Wicked, dude is getting paid.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Carpet posted:

If the Academy was really keen on honouring a "woke" film then I Saw The TV Glow was right there, and better in all the categories it could have been nominated in.

It's a movie that's deeply racist while perceived as being anti-racist, which is going to give it the edge. Add in a cis actor playing a trans character, ooh boy the academy is going to eat it up.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Grendels Dad posted:

I know chat has moved on from Emilia Perez and I haven't seen the movie, but it feels noteworthy that it is probably the last hail mary of movies dealing with those themes, what with the political and cultural climate being what it is. It's a shame that it apparently sucks, but it might be the last "woke" movie winning anything any time soon.

Green Book won in 2018, the first academy award winner released after Trump had been inaugurated. Next year was Parasite and the year after was Nomadland, if anything it's going to be nothing but "woke" movies for the next four years.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

are we saying that Amazon Presents: Nomadland is "woke" now?

It was poor white misery porn, wasn't it? I never actually saw it.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

my understanding is it's a feature length version of the Western Union commercial that Harry and Lloyd cry at in Dumb & Dumber, but with Amazon instead of Western Union

Ohh, well then it's gonna be 50/50 "woke" that isn't woke and that. Looking forward to that heart-wrenching film about how important H1B visas are to America.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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CPL593H posted:


I saw The Beast earlier this week. It was very French but not the Frenchest movie I've ever seen (that would be Holy Motors). Why are they so obsessed with gloom and existentialism?


They technically won 2 world wars but their main rewards were losing all their colonies and a poo poo ton of dead kids.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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So I haven't seen Wicked, either the play or movie, but it didn't get nominated for Best Original Song? Did they not write a new song for the movie?

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