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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

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I snickered every time they said "Shizz".

It's a pretty mediocre songbook imo, The Wizard&I, Popular, What Is This Feeling?, and Defying Gravity are good-to-very good songs but the rest is unmemorable-to-dire. God knows how they're going to have to pad out part 2 musically cause all the good songs are in the front half.

In the film, Defying Gravity was sapped of all energy and momentum by constant interjections . It's kinda the same in the musical, but there it's allowed to build to several crescendoes which feels satisfying, whereas imo the film editing never allows it to peak at all . Cynthia Erivo is a great singer tho and The Wizard&I was a highlight of the film.

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Sep 22, 2018

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drat, an anime with some rapey pedo poo poo about a teenage girl who could have foreseen it

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

What's a movie that you so badly wanted to like, but couldn't stand?

Mine is God's Pocket

Sasquatch Sunset

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Sep 22, 2018

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

The Event Cinemas summary of Better Man seems to neglect to mention Robbie Williams is depicted with the head of a chimpanzee.

And the body...of a chimpanzee.

You don't get to see his dilz tho, just his cum face

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Sep 22, 2018

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Americans are just British, but worse

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Sep 22, 2018

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JW4 has the stairs scene and the isometric shooter scene with the flamethrower gun. Mostly I agree that only JW1 is any good, but you could easily skip to JW4 and still have a good time, the intervening "world-building" of 2 and 3 just hugely subtracts from the experience

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Sep 22, 2018

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CPL593H posted:

a bizarre amount of genital trauma

Good username potential

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Sep 22, 2018

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Timmy Headloaf posted:

But seriously the 2 dog assisted shootout in Casablanca is exhausting. Cool concept but gently caress, man. Feels so long.

I need to give it a rewatch, I didn't realize Ingrid Bergman was that hardcore

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Sep 22, 2018

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Has that Ballerina spinoff with Ana DeArmas come out yet and I missed it, or what?

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Sep 22, 2018

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Red Sparrow was big dumb fun imo

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Sep 22, 2018

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I've been to techno clubs. If you're peaking on MDMA you might not notice anything that isn't a bottle of water or your friend that you suddenly need to give a shoulder massage

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Sep 22, 2018

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Flying Zamboni posted:

Yeah everybody's either an assassin or working a job that is somehow connected to the assassin organization. It's not a secret society but instead the backbone of the global economy.

How the gently caress do you peg the value of one of those coins on the forex markets? It can buy you anything from "a night in a pretty nice hotel" to "I will assassinate the President for you"

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Sep 22, 2018

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Just watching the news and they had a videocall with Jon Turtletaub, director of The Meg, National Treasure, Cool Runnings, etc. His house on Malibu Beach is somehow still standing, but every other house for miles in either direction is burned to ashes apparently. Just wild poo poo.

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Sep 22, 2018

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I didn't hear anyone laughing

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Sep 22, 2018

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I couldn't hear you

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Sep 22, 2018

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Escobarbarian posted:

Of course the world-building in John Wick is meant to be funny. It’s utterly ridiculous. They have regional sommeliers for guns

I just assumed that was a real American thing, and will continue to do so

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Sep 22, 2018

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Jay Rust posted:

Man you're right. I guess i just block out that entire category of movies from my consciousness and cannot perceive them at all

Flatlander detected

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Sep 22, 2018

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CPL593H posted:

It also makes more sense that he'd have absolutely no idea how the time machine or time travel actually works. He's just some loving guy. I feel like movies would rather their protagonist be an expert on everything most of the time.

Yeah. Nobody understands how anything works

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Sep 22, 2018

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CPL593H posted:

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, but yeah. People largely have no idea how things they use on a daily basis work. Also, in the context of the movie who gives a poo poo how the time machine works?

No, no sarcasm. If the average person was dropped 10,000 years into the past they would not be able to explain anything about the future. I have a PhD but I would probably gently caress up trying to create gunpowder and blow my legs off.

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Sep 22, 2018

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Beetlejuice 2 is the best/only good thing he's done in the 21st century since Big Fish

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Sep 22, 2018

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Gaius Marius posted:

Terminal and Elvis neck and neck

Elvis gave us that one memeable Tom Hanks scene tho

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Sep 22, 2018

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smackfu posted:

We watched “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” last night and I guess I’ve never seen the unedited one because there was a lot more Jason Segel full frontal than I remember.

I also watched FSM last night, and there were two scenes of Segel's dick and balls, just as I remembered.

Movie hits a bit different now that we know about Brand being a rapist and useful idiot for fascist grifters. Also some of Segel's depictions of Sarah are a little bit lame wish-fulfilment, but hey he was a guy in his mid-20s who got dumped by Linda Cardellini, that's gonna do a number on you

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Sep 22, 2018

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CelticPredator posted:

Damien Leone and Steve Kostasnki

:prepop:

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Sep 22, 2018

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'twas beauty killed the beast

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Tuxedo Catfish posted:

I haven't seen Nosferatu yet, but just on the basis of Eggers' past films -- is it really presented for the audience's approval? Like from that the description the first thing I think of is "that sounds like a dramatization of what happens IRL when someone publicly accuses a politician of sexual assault."

:dafuq:

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Sep 22, 2018

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Yeah idk, maybe! It's a bit of a stretch but I'd read that essay

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Sep 22, 2018

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Jay Rust posted:

i watched very-bad 2010s film PARANOIA, starring harrison ford, amber heard, gary oldman, and one of the lesser hemsworths. Was hoping for more paranoia

so...
what are some very-good films that do PARANOIA well? Thx

Y'know "70s Paranoid Thriller" is a subgenre, right? And they're mostly good. Parallax View, Klute, and The Conversation are all baller

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Sep 22, 2018

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Inherent Voice was good, but I'll probably never watch it not stoned

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Sep 22, 2018

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BonoMan posted:

This is basically what made me fall in love with the movies. I grew up in rural Mississippi and the only decent theater was in Jackson, 2 hours away. So every few months my parents would take my four siblings and I on what they called "Movie Blitzes." We'd get some hotel rooms and just plow through like 5 - 7 movies from Friday night to Sunday night. Going to the mall (which was next door) in between to eat or do whatever. It was a seminal part of my childhood.

That rocks, your parents sound cool as hell.

I used to love sneaking into multiple movies on a Saturday morning - if I could manage three in a row it felt like an accomplishment, you got some crazy contrasts, and were forced to see some weird poo poo. Now I get to go to the movies for free, which is also wonderful but in a different way.

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Sep 22, 2018

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Also, people here would probably enjoy this masterpiece of video editing and matching cuts - pure cinema rocks

(It's David Ehrlich of IndieWire/Fighting In The War Room cutting together clips from his top picks of 2024. But even if you hate him as a critic he knows what he's doing here )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICqAq74YqVQ

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BonoMan posted:

It was awesome and my parents were cool and I lived a crazy charmed life til my early 20s.

Then they got older and mental illness reared its head and basically my life turned into a Netflix documentary but that's a story for a different day!

Nice that you can appreciate those good times then

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Sep 22, 2018

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Jay Rust posted:

kept waiting for the nerdy voice to start talking and the video essay to begin

You carry the nerdy voice inside of you

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Sep 22, 2018

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Meaty Ore posted:

Gonna guess:

1. Wicked (haven't seen)
2. The Substance (haven't seen, unfortunately)
3. Dune 2 (have seen)
4. Poor Things? (haven't seen)
5. Furiosa (have seen)
6. Nosferatu? (haven't seen)
7. Challengers (haven't seen)

4 Is Bird

Got all the others except 6, which I feel like I've seen (maybe Love Lies Bleeding or something?).

Good game tho!

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Sep 22, 2018

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Magic Hate Ball posted:

Her performance in Prima Facie was staggering, it was like sharing a room with a lightning bolt for two hours.

Agreed, she's amazing

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Sep 22, 2018

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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

It's like giving titty twisters in a burn ward.

The poster's thinly disguised fetish

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Sep 22, 2018

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Would Patrick Bateman have an NFT portfolio in 2025?

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Sep 22, 2018

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Aw jeez :(

:smith:

Not sure what Lynch to watch tonight. Probably will watch the short with the talking monkey and then either Mulholland Dr. or Lost Highway

E: y'all're right, I'm watching Straight Story

Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Jan 16, 2025

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CapnAndy posted:

I'm still trying to process just how devastated I feel. We don't get to go back to Twin Peaks? Not ever? There are no more stories?

There were always more stories.

I don't think there was really any more story after the end of S3. We were in the "real world" , we met the actual lady who owns the Palmer house, we scream at the horrifying realization, fin.

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CelticPredator posted:

We were never going back lol. You can't go back, that's the point of the ending.

Arguably one of the main points of the whole Return series

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Sep 22, 2018

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Rascar Capac posted:

My first exposure to Lynch at age 12-13 was seeing Blue Velvet, possibly because my parents forgot I was in the room.

Fortunately, this hasn't had any negative effects, other than a complete inability to form relationships with women.

Saving yourself for Monica Bellucci, I respect it

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