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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Trae is so good at whining. Gestures like a put-upon Italian bus driver.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Honestly, against a random high school's JV team I would expect like 150 points.

He also still wouldn't be the leader of that team.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://x.com/esidery/status/1912220169499242689?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

Up Circle
Apr 3, 2008
Kevin Durant is menacing hypothetical children on twitter and that can only mean one thing. It’s time to win or go home. The playoffs have arrived.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Papercut posted:

The problem with the NBA is we've got loving Draymond and Shaq and Kendrick Perkins shoved in our faces when KD is the obvious choice for post-career media

I would love to see it because unlike the other three, KD actually believes the inflammatory poo poo he's saying.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Lol

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
The way ownership can put all their bad decisions on GMs and coaches and get away with it in the NBA is amazing lol.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


For that money, him and Beal can just kick back and have some fun out there. Good vibes all around

(hire a chill coach this time)

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

lol he’s incredible

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


wizards west

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Booker is like the one guy on the suns that nobody cares if he's overpaid. If he needs two more alphas then whatever. He can score 100 in a loss to the lakers in 2029

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001


The spirit of a true poster.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

R.D. Mangles posted:

I thought he was a servant!!!!!

Get on his level my brother
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Servant_leadership

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Why

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

trust the porpoise

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
drat what could the Mavs do to get a young player of the caliber of steph

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Ohtori Akio posted:

dallas deserves it

mmmmmmmfuck you

Chronicles
Oct 24, 2013


So give him a no-trade clause

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
James Harden is this year's MVP i will take no further comments on this matter.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

TatumsWrld

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002


I love KD

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
playoff jimmy heroically trying to carry the corpse of stephen curry to the playoffs

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Shinjobi posted:

mmmmmmmfuck you

mad?

snyprmag
Oct 9, 2005

I knew Jimmy would help the warriors do what they hadn't before: win a drat play-in game.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Zach Edey needs to grow his hair out like he had it in high school.




The traveling NBA barber caesar looks like poo poo on him

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

Boilers would’ve won the ship if had that hair.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The rockets are about to get jobbed hard lmao

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


straight from the hoop bible. Durant 35

Chronicles
Oct 24, 2013

Metapod posted:

The rockets are about to get jobbed hard lmao

Their 4th quarter offense will hurt worse than whatever Draymond does tbh

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Up Circle posted:

The playoffs have arrived.

I am ready for Saturday. Stupidly ready. the JV games before then should be fun also

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
At least now peaceful nba viewers are free from the ultraviolence of ja morant taunts for another six months or so

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

Metapod posted:

The rockets are about to get jobbed hard lmao

Who gets a worse whistle, them or Minnesota?

Hopefully the Rockets can continue the 2021 Suns parallels and easily dispose of the veteran team that many wrote them off against in the 2/7 matchup.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Seams posted:

At least now peaceful nba viewers are free from the ultraviolence of ja morant taunts for another six months or so

theyre probably going to pound the Kings into pulp and get into the playoffs actually

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.


Seams posted:

At least now peaceful nba viewers are free from the ultraviolence of ja morant taunts for another six months or so

I got bad news for you brother

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
I forgot they get a second chance. Ja’s reign of terror continues 😔

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Full Collapse posted:

Boilers would’ve won the ship if had that hair.

correct

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Pillbug

Seams posted:

I forgot they get a second chance. Ja’s reign of terror continues 😔

His ankle is gonna be the size of a basketball tomorrow after playing on it injured.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Smeef posted:

His ankle is gonna be the size of a basketball tomorrow after playing on it injured.

He can use this as a distraction for the other team. "Look, opponents, the ball is here, near my shoe!" and Edey gets an easy dunk with the actual basketball.

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

you just can’t count out curry

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