yuming posted:

So you’re saying it’s you and Moritz then?

Hrm.

DreamingofRoses posted:

I’m starting to get really less sure of your towniness

Tired Moritz posted:

This is 100% a town gambit and scum didn't fall for it. Otherwise why didn't hct and cube vote on the same person?

Can we go back to actually scum hunting now

Maugrim posted:

Behold, me, falling for it

##vote Iggy

Iggy's rolecard posted:

You are the prettiest seal in the colony, and people should be blessed to read your posts!

You are Ringed Seal, SEAL-aligned Bruiser.

Post More!: If you are the top poster during a game day, you will receive a free fish.

Slapped With A Large Trout: As a public day action you may ##slap [player] with a large trout. This action can only be used on the players that made the least posts on the day before (roughly a third of the living players). You will be informed each night which players qualify. The first time they are slapped, they will become bruised. If you slap them a second time, they will be removed from the colony as they swim away to lick their wounds. You can't use this ability Day 1, as no posts have been made.

You are SEAL-aligned. You win when all threats to SEALs have been eliminated.

yuming's rolecard posted:

"I never thought the Face-Eating Leopard Seals would eat my face!"

You are Leopard Seal, SEAL-aligned Faceeater.

Face-Eating Leopards: As a night action you may ##eat another player, removing them non-lethally from the game. This action only works on seals. You know that all SEAL-aligned players are actual seals in this game.

You are SEAL-aligned. You win when all threats to SEALs have been eliminated.

Zoya's rolecard posted:

You have a giant hood on top of your face that you can use to attract mates or chase off predators. It looks kind of weird, but also cute!

You are Hooded Seal, SEAL-aligned Lightning Rod.

Attract Mate: As a night action you may ##attract your target's action to yourself.

Inflate Hood: As a night action you may ##shoo all other players away from your target, causing their actions to be randomly redirected.

You are SEAL-aligned. You win when all threats to SEALs have been eliminated.

Roses' rolecard posted:

The most pious of all seals, you have been sent to grace this colony with your blessings.

You are Monk Seal, SEAL-aligned Doctor.

Divine Blessing: As a night action you may ##cast white magic on another player, protecting them from all lethal actions this night.

Vow of Poverty: As a seal of God, you have chosen to live in poverty and aid your fellow seals. Your night action does not require the use of a fish.

You are SEAL-aligned. You win when all threats to SEALs have been eliminated.

Maugrim's rolecard posted:

Quite a while back, you attempted to play a mafia game as a seal, only to get vigged Day 1 by binus. Clearly that means your baby seal disguise wasn't goo enough, so you have tried to infiltrate a seal colony with your fellow non-seals in order to become their ruler and unleash your brethren on your foes.

Wait, that seems kind of scummy?

Eh, probably just regular Clo.

You are Cloacamazing!, FAKE SEAL-aligned Godfather.

Too Cute to be Evil!: Nobody could possibly suspect you of being evil, to the point where they won't even believe their eyes; any investigations on you will give innocent results (ie: Town Aligned on cop results, invisible to watcher/tracker roles, etc). This passive ability doesn't require any fish, but it has some other conditions...

Taste for Blood: If you perform the night kill once, you must perform it every other night until you're dead or otherwise unable to perform an action. If you do not kill a player within two nights, your protection will fail and you will no longer have Godfather powers.

You are FAKE SEAL-aligned. You win when your team has total control over the vote.

Moritz's rolecard posted:

You find yourself separated from your comrades and surrounded by round and fat seals. Your training did not prepare you for this. You decide to try and assimilate with the herd, in order to spy on their secrets. That's probably what you're supposed to do, right?

You are Navy Seal, FAKE SEAL-aligned Jugg.

Armed and Dangerous: When you perform the factional nightkill after feeding, your action will be unstoppable by any normal means.

You are FAKE SEAL-aligned. You win when your team has total control over the vote.

Disco's rolecard posted:

Sealioning (also sea-lioning and sea lioning) is a type of trolling or harassment that consists of pursuing people with relentless requests for evidence, often tangential or previously addressed, while maintaining a pretense of civility and sincerity ("I'm just trying to have a debate"), and feigning ignorance of the subject matter.

You are Sealioning, SEA LION-aligned Debater.

Just Asking Questions: During the day you may pick a player and attempt to draw them into a debate. You must quote a statement of theirs and request they provide evidence at least three times over the course of the day. If you successfully do that, the player will be so annoyed with your constant debates that you can steal any fish they have earned during the day.

Please try to remain civil and keep the game enjoyable for everybody, even your unfortunate victim. If you notice your target is getting very upset about your behavior, but have not yet reached your daily limit, feel free to ping the mods and ask for permission to stop pursuing them, if we feel it's justified, we will allow you to activate your ability even if you haven't reached your goal of sealioning the player three times.

All The Fish For Us: Your win condition is for one of your team to amass the largest stack of fish of all seals at the end of the game. If you should leave the game before the end, your stack will still be counted, but if all of your team are eliminated, you will lose.

You are SEA LION-aligned. You win according to your personal win condition.

Cube's rolecard posted:

For a seal of your size, you are surprisingly good at hiding...

You are California Sea Lion, SEA LION-aligned Hider.

Slippery The Escaping Sea Lion: During the day as a public day action you may choose to ##slip away from the thread, making yourself unvotable for the day and untargetable by any actions. You will not be allowed to vote after doing this and will not count towards the player total, but you will still be allowed to post.

As a night action, you may ##hide, making yourself untargetable for the night.

You may use both actions during one game phase (i.e. slip away on Day 1, hide during Night 1), but every action costs a fish, so this example would use up two of your fish.

All The Fish For Us: Your win condition is for one of your team to amass the largest stack of fish of all seals at the end of the game. If you should leave the game before the end, your stack will still be counted, but if all of your team are eliminated, you will lose.

You are SEA LION-aligned. You win according to your personal win condition.

Crab's rolecard posted:

A celebrity is gracing our colony!

You are Antje the Walrus, SEA LION-aligned Messenger.

Fan Letters: As a private day action in your confessional you may ##message up to three players anonymously. The action only costs one fish, no matter how many messages you send. They may reply if they wish.

Additionally, once per day you may include one of the following words in your message:
Nurture: Your target will receive a temporary stack of Loved (requires one more vote to eliminate) for the remainder of the day
Damp: Your target will receive a temporary public stack of Hated (requires one less vote to eliminate) for the remainder of the day
Rouse: Your target gains a stack of Bulletproof

All The Fish For Us: Your win condition is for one of your team to amass the largest stack of fish of all seals at the end of the game. If you should leave the game before the end, your stack will still be counted, but if all of your team are eliminated, you will lose.

You are SEA LION-aligned. You win according to your personal win condition.

DreamingofRoses posted:

Makes me wonder if DA is a sea lion.

(I know someone already posted the comic earlier, and that might just be The Joke DA’s telling)

DreamingofRoses posted:

Disco Anne posted:

Had to be done.

Sorry for yanking your chain there, iggy, but I wanted your fish

CubicalSucrose posted:

Another Wologar game that could've been improved balance-wise by having more vigs.

yuming posted:

If only I could kill scum

CubicalSucrose posted:

Another Wologar game that could've been improved balance-wise by having more vigs.

Zoya posted:

i'm not mad about the setup but your role was utterly inexplicable for town lmao

yuming posted:

If only I could kill scum

wologar posted:

It was a cop smdh