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Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018
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I'm comodding!

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Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018
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Get in the game, coward!

Cloacamazing!
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Disco Anne posted:

I have very bad news.

Your least favorite mafia player is now free to play seal mafia.

Oh no! When will they sign up? Can we fill this game before that happens?

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018
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Room for one more seal in this colony by my count! Let's slap our bellies!

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018
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Finally, after a long wait, a peaceful colony of various seals from around the world had assembled. They began to slap their bellies, eat fish and bark at each other. They sniffed around to see what other seals were there, but something seemed... off? Yes, it was clear: There were some seals in this colony that were not seals at all!

They would have to be scared off.


Welcome finally to SEALFIA, the non-lethal and friendly mafia game! Impostors have infiltrated this peaceful seal colony! Chase them out and eat fish!

Remember, unless stated otherwise in your role PM, you need to have one fish in your inventory to perform your actions. Every player starts with one fish.

Today's fish will be distributed to:
the first active vote on the execution target
the final vote on the execution target
a randomly selected lucky winner
a player privately chosen by today's execution target
and any player who submits a fish that no other player has named in their confessional! (must be a real fish, mods will google it, prize can be distributed multiple times)

Remember also that you are allowed to barter fish.

Day 1 has started

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018
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mycelia posted:

What noise does a seal make then!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G76nKGWRLPU

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018
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The song "What Does The Fox Say?" has already solved the question: "And the seal goes ow, ow, ow"

Additionally, as the resident seal expert, I can inform you that seals make whatever sounds they drat well please, because are you going to argue with several tons of blubber? Didn't think so

Cloacamazing! fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Feb 7, 2025

Cloacamazing!
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Rhymes With Clue posted:

Clo edited this message!

Oh...

I'm the comod, I'm allowed to edit my messages! wol is the only one who can modkill me, and he won't because then he'll have to resolve night actions with five painters and twenty conditional vigs all by himself

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018
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The seals slept peacefully and huddled together, but when they woke up, their numbers had dwindled. Two seals seemed to have up and left the colony, leaving no trace behind...

mycelia, SEAL-aligned Empowererer has left the colony Night 1!

quote:

You have the best teeth of all seals.

You are Crabeater Seal, SEAL-aligned Empowererer.

My teeth are powerful: As a night action, you may ##empowerize another player, making any action targeting them empowered.

Crabeater: If HyperCrabTank is playing this game, your own action will always be empowered against him, and he will be informed before the start of the game that you are SEAL-aligned.

You are SEAL-aligned. You win when all threats to SEALs have been eliminated.

SporkChan, SEAL-aligned Loud Loudifier has left the colony Night 1!

quote:

Get it? Spotted? Because it's loud?

You are Spotted Seal, SEAL-aligned Loud Loudifier.

Always Spotted: Since you are a spotted seal, you are always spotted. Your actions will always be loud.

Specifically Chosen To Make Me Mad: As a night action you may ##spotify another player, making them rant about your taste in music, which will make them also spotted.

You are SEAL-aligned. You win when all threats to SEALs have been eliminated.

It is now Day 2!

Today's fish will be distributed to:
the first active vote on the execution target
the final vote on the execution target
a randomly selected lucky winner
and four fish will be distributed to the winners of our seal art contest

Seal Art Contest
Submit a picture of a seal. Crayons, Photoshop, anything except AI-generated stuff. Only pictures of seal pinnipeds will be accepted, no singers and no sea lions. Ask Clo if you need to know the difference. Spobschat will vote on the best pictures.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018
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I will confirm that, for reasons only known to themselves but which can probably be summed up as "lol", the mod team decided during Day 2 to remove the usual limiter on day actions for any player that has day actions, and informed them of it. Night actions are still one per seal, in order to avoid scum killing the entire thread. At least until wol convinces me that this would be hilarious.

Cloacamazing!
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"No, I got a color. I'm now a chartreuse seal." Rhymes With Clue explained. "That's why you think I'm scummy, because chartreuse is kind of a green color, and you know what else is green? Pond scum. It is most definitely not ink on my face. Not at all. I'm a seal, just like you. Arf Arf!"

The colony looked at each other. Tsietisin snored peacefully. The seals nodded and pushed Tsietisin and RWC into the water, washing off RWC's shiny new color and waking a spluttered Tsietisin up.


Rhymes With Clue, Letter Seal, FAKE SEAL-aligned Befuddler has been expelled from the colony Day 2!

quote:

You were of great use in falsifying identification papers to allow for yourself and your comrades to infiltrate this seal colony. Now you can use your powers for more evil and sow confusion among them!

You are Letter Seal, FAKE SEAL-aligned Befuddler.

Messing with letters: As a night action after feeding you may ##befuddle another player, replacing their night result with a text of your choice. You will also receive their original night result.

You are FAKE SEAL-aligned. You win when your team has total control over the vote.

Also, Tsietisin, Grey Seal, SEAL-aligned Masonizer has been kicked out for lurking Day 2!

quote:

You love company!

You are Grey Seal, SEAL-aligned Masonizer.

Friends!: As a night action you may ##masonize another player, creating a permanent unconfirmed masonry between you two. If you are already masonized with another player, you may choose if you want to create two separate masonries or add your target to an existing masonry.

You are SEAL-aligned. You win when all threats to SEALs have been eliminated.

It is now Night 2. Regular fish will be distributed instantly, art contest fish will be distributed in a couple hours after spobs has had time to vote on them. Please remain quiet until wol has had time to close the thread.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:

Sorry, I mean to say that that post comes off as scum FoS via gutread (it's a ref to an older game that Cube was in where FoS won as SK partially via a Santa Claus claim that everyone believed in despite Santa Claus not being a character in the source material, which is in my mind now because of FoS' recent Volume Wars win where because he'd been unvotable before people were gunshy to vote him again... even though he wasn't actually unvotable anymore and in fact had been scum the whole time).

Hey, Cube, you were there for that as a town cop. What do you think, am I right?

Clo sternly points towards the "Please be quiet" sign

Cloacamazing!
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:

I'll still take the fish in the meantime since you say I can do what I like with it, but I want to see your answer to my question..

##shake flippers on Roses giving me a fish to do with as I please

Flippers have been shaken. A fish was traded.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018
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"What do you mean, antisocial?" fool of sound complained. "Just because I like to nap in entryways and destroy traffic cones doesn't mean I'm a public nuisance! I'm a loving celebrity, you jerks!" And he swam off towards the city of Hobart, to return to the place that had gotten him famous.

fool of sound, Neal the Seal, SEAL-aligned Busdriver has been voted out Day 3.

quote:

You? Move out of the way? Why would you do that?

You are Neal the Seal, SEAL-aligned Busdriver.

Playing with traffic cones: As a night action you may ##busdrive two players, switching any actions targeting them.

You are SEAL-aligned. You win when all threats to SEALs have been eliminated.

It is now Night 3. Please refrain from posting until wol gets around to closing the thread. Fish will be distributed momentarily.

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Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018
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Yay! I won!

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