The Butts of Math

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Good Sphere: Jun 16, 2018

I was iterating through angles of the Levy C Curve, which results in this back and forth, folding and unfolding pattern. That's neat.

https://i.imgur.com/36TAGp7.mp4

But what shape does this imprint if I don't clear the previous frame?

Huh??? Butt?

https://i.imgur.com/aGhSppq.mp4

Is there something divinely fundamental to the universe that puts these butt cardioid patterns everywhere? Is our rear end just a consequence of this repeating pattern in nature?

I tried overlaying this cardioid butt pattern over Mandelbrot's butt, but they don't line up exactly. I was hoping to reveal an exact correlation, but I guess all math butts aren't the same. I've been growing more accepting into the diversity of math butts, and what other math butts I may discover.

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# ? Jan 18, 2025 17:48

weg: Jun 6, 2006; Reassisted Retrogression

Mandelbutt

:butt:

# ? Jan 10, 2025 16:57

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

# ? Jan 10, 2025 17:02

Doctor Butts: May 21, 2002

What

# ? Jan 10, 2025 17:02

luv2shit: May 15, 2023

its a heart op not a butt. get ur mind out of the gutter

# ? Jan 10, 2025 17:03

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

butt nerds!!!!

# ? Jan 10, 2025 17:07

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Heart shaped butt.

# ? Jan 10, 2025 17:14

KadcoBeverages: Jul 22, 2024; It's 6 PM somewhere

You eat too much pi and you'll get a big but

# ? Jan 10, 2025 17:16

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015

Butts inside of butts, butts all the way down

# ? Jan 10, 2025 17:17

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

poolia set :blush:

# ? Jan 10, 2025 17:18

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

it looks close to the golden curve - can some math poster overlay the two?

# ? Jan 10, 2025 17:30

Stoner Sloth: Apr 2, 2019

# ? Jan 10, 2025 17:31

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

post butt itt

# ? Jan 10, 2025 17:34

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

The mathematically defined goatse?

# ? Jan 10, 2025 17:37

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004

We literally start out as assholes op because when the zygote forms the first thing it does is create an anus

It's all around us

# ? Jan 10, 2025 17:38

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

Infinite surface area to wipe, but finite volume to fill.

# ? Jan 10, 2025 18:01

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; "Bunnies."
-Ben

Beware the butts of math.

# ? Jan 10, 2025 18:03

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

assymptote

# ? Jan 10, 2025 18:05

thunderspanks: Nov 5, 2003; crucify this

looks like something a bad tool cover band would have projected on a loop behind them

# ? Jan 10, 2025 18:22

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Animal-Mother posted:

Beware the butts of math.

that�s exactly where my mind went, too

# ? Jan 10, 2025 18:24

Quote: Feb 2, 2005

My middle school math teacher would always lean against the blackboard and have huge chalk marks on his rear end

Is this what this thread is about I didn't read the post

# ? Jan 10, 2025 18:31

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Depends if you have pics

# ? Jan 10, 2025 18:32

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

Quote posted:

My middle school math teacher would always lean against the blackboard and have huge chalk marks on his rear end

Is this what this thread is about I didn't read the post

Describe the rear end more

# ? Jan 10, 2025 18:40

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

We literally start out as assholes op because when the zygote forms the first thing it does is create an anus

It's all around us

Yup, life is just a series of tubes.

BUTT tubes.

# ? Jan 10, 2025 18:40

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; I LOVE STICKS!!

this isnt math. i dont see any numbers

why are you lying to us??

# ? Jan 10, 2025 18:41

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

8008135

# ? Jan 10, 2025 18:55

Troll Bridgington: Dec 22, 2011; Keeping up foreign relations.

You convinced me. Everything is Butt. Butt is all. I will worship at the altar of Butt and make sure no Butts are pooped on.

# ? Jan 10, 2025 19:06

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015

big bang was a big butt

# ? Jan 10, 2025 19:07

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

My Spirit Otter posted:

this isnt math. i dont see any numbers

why are you lying to us??

math is letters actually.

# ? Jan 10, 2025 19:31

Shamewave: Nov 25, 2024

Seth Pecksniff posted:

We literally start out as assholes op because when the zygote forms the first thing it does is create an anus

It's all around us

If that statement �we are what we eat� is true then that means we are actually eating rear end on every meal

# ? Jan 10, 2025 19:32

Kmount da Hood: Oct 18, 2024

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

big bang was a big butt

Maybe we're just afloat in the winds of the Big Fart

# ? Jan 10, 2025 19:32

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; The REoL wonder is how I even post given I cannot take my eyes of this handsome avatar.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

We literally start out as assholes op because when the zygote forms the first thing it does is create an anus

It's all around us

technically ur mouth and butt are the same thing, literally the same singular structure from the moment that hole drops through the zygote

# ? Jan 10, 2025 19:33

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; I LOVE STICKS!!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

math is letters actually.

# ? Jan 10, 2025 19:33

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Most mathematics is deeply ingrained psychological damage.

# ? Jan 10, 2025 19:36

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

Maths

# ? Jan 10, 2025 19:41

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Maths

🤮

# ? Jan 10, 2025 19:43

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