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I think it doesn't cease to be string cheese as your bites do not change what it is.
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# ? Feb 15, 2025 06:01 |
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I agree OP, whether or not it exists as a string doesn't matter. It only needs to have the potential to become a string.
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petition:start calling string cheese “banana cheese”
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cuz u peel it like a banana
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yeah, poop is a kind of string when you think about it
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For it to be string it must both have the form and perform the function of string imo. It's clearly cheese but string cheese? I think not.
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Listen, don't let anyone define this for you! YOU are the master of your cheese eating experience! If you want to cut it with a fork and knife and drizzle herb infused honey over it while calling it string cheese, you should embrace it and hold fast against the haters. Don't let this system grind you down!
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Please don't fellate your string cheese op.
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No, that is a related but different kind of snack, the "Pervert's Delight"
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What's next, Play-Doh's allegory of the cave?
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SonOfGhostDad posted:yeah, poop is a kind of string when you think about it What are you, a goldfish?
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is this what that whole "string theory" is about? ![]()
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DrSunshine posted:What are you, a goldfish? I am a string theorist
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Yes op
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SonOfGhostDad posted:yeah, poop is a kind of string when you think about it especially the day after you eat a bunch of chow mein
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syrian string cheese is really good and it’s tied in a knot. but I don’t think anybody calls it knot cheese.
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Kmount da Hood posted:Please don't fellate your string cheese op. What do you care
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Buce posted:syrian string cheese is really good and it’s tied in a knot. but I don’t think anybody calls it knot cheese. it's not knot bread, for sure
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No cheese is string cheese. At the closest, it's more of a rope
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They’re cheese sticks, and you pair them with meat sticks for a balanced snack.
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Troll Bridgington posted:Listen, don't let anyone define this for you! YOU are the master of your cheese eating experience! If you want to cut it with a fork and knife and drizzle herb infused honey over it while calling it string cheese, you should embrace it and hold fast against the haters. This is a dangerous person.
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u can't change platonic forms op
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MrQwerty posted:u can't change platonic forms op nice debunked philosophy old man
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behold: a string cheese!
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Chrispurple posted:This is a dangerous person. They will never catch me!
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It's actually just rope cheese if you don't pull the strings apart OP. That's how it's made, strands of string to form a single cheese rope. I hope that helps.
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String cheese does have a very satisfying chew when you bite it
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You ever get those string cheese and jerky combo packs
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:You ever get those string cheese and jerky combo packs adult lunchables
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Buce posted:syrian string cheese is really good and it’s tied in a knot. but I don’t think anybody calls it knot cheese. What do you call Syrian string cheese that doesn't belong to you?
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queso oaxaca is the best string cheese
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I'm asking a serious hypothetical question here, the merits of which may have a profound impact on the future of the cheese comedy cottage industry writ large for generations to come.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:adult lunchables Mr Beast eats string cheese side to side like an ear of corn.
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What if string cheese were stringy but in the direction of the X axis instead of the current Y axis, so you get many strings that are at most around 1/2" in length instead of fewer strings that are ~5" in length? Is it still string cheese then?
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Bonerland Hitman posted:What if string cheese were stringy but in the direction of the X axis instead of the current Y axis, so you get many strings that are at most around 1/2" in length instead of fewer strings that are ~5" in length? Is it still string cheese then? You're getting into cheese vectors, dangerous territory
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Bonerland Hitman posted:What if string cheese were stringy but in the direction of the X axis instead of the current Y axis, so you get many strings that are at most around 1/2" in length instead of fewer strings that are ~5" in length? Is it still string cheese then? Coin cheese
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What do you mean just take bites out of it? Isn't that how you eat it?
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Biting into a full string cheese instead of pulling the fibers apart is similar to biting into a brick of Kit Kat before pulling the bars apart. You just don’t do it that way! ![]() But to answer your question, it’s still string cheese, OP. Much like a Kit Kat is still a Kit Kat.
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It's still string cheese. You're just eating it like a barbarian.
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# ? Feb 15, 2025 06:01 |
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it's string(able) cheese. it could still become strings, if you chose to do so. you just didn't.
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