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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I think it doesn't cease to be string cheese as your bites do not change what it is.

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer
I agree OP, whether or not it exists as a string doesn't matter. It only needs to have the potential to become a string.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

petition:start calling string cheese “banana cheese”

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

cuz u peel it like a banana

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022
yeah, poop is a kind of string when you think about it

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
For it to be string it must both have the form and perform the function of string imo. It's clearly cheese but string cheese? I think not.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

NIGHT DICK
Listen, don't let anyone define this for you! YOU are the master of your cheese eating experience! If you want to cut it with a fork and knife and drizzle herb infused honey over it while calling it string cheese, you should embrace it and hold fast against the haters.

Don't let this system grind you down!

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Please don't fellate your string cheese op.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

No, that is a related but different kind of snack, the "Pervert's Delight"

mystes
May 31, 2006

What's next, Play-Doh's allegory of the cave?

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

SonOfGhostDad posted:

yeah, poop is a kind of string when you think about it

What are you, a goldfish?

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

is this what that whole "string theory" is about? :confused:

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022

DrSunshine posted:

What are you, a goldfish?

I am a string theorist

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
Yes op

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

SonOfGhostDad posted:

yeah, poop is a kind of string when you think about it

especially the day after you eat a bunch of chow mein

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

syrian string cheese is really good and it’s tied in a knot. but I don’t think anybody calls it knot cheese.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

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Kmount da Hood posted:

Please don't fellate your string cheese op.

What do you care

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Buce posted:

syrian string cheese is really good and it’s tied in a knot. but I don’t think anybody calls it knot cheese.

it's not knot bread, for sure

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns
No cheese is string cheese. At the closest, it's more of a rope

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

They’re cheese sticks, and you pair them with meat sticks for a balanced snack.

Chrispurple
Dec 29, 2012

Oh man, this is gonna be great.

Troll Bridgington posted:

Listen, don't let anyone define this for you! YOU are the master of your cheese eating experience! If you want to cut it with a fork and knife and drizzle herb infused honey over it while calling it string cheese, you should embrace it and hold fast against the haters.

Don't let this system grind you down!

This is a dangerous person.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



u can't change platonic forms op

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

MrQwerty posted:

u can't change platonic forms op

nice debunked philosophy old man

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

behold: a string cheese!

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

NIGHT DICK

Chrispurple posted:

This is a dangerous person.

They will never catch me!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's actually just rope cheese if you don't pull the strings apart OP.

That's how it's made, strands of string to form a single cheese rope. I hope that helps.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
String cheese does have a very satisfying chew when you bite it

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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You ever get those string cheese and jerky combo packs

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

You ever get those string cheese and jerky combo packs

adult lunchables

Bonerland Hitman
Jun 29, 2003


INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE


Introduction

1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Buce posted:

syrian string cheese is really good and it’s tied in a knot. but I don’t think anybody calls it knot cheese.

What do you call Syrian string cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

NIGHT DICK
queso oaxaca is the best string cheese

Bonerland Hitman
Jun 29, 2003


INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE


Introduction

1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
I'm asking a serious hypothetical question here, the merits of which may have a profound impact on the future of the cheese comedy cottage industry writ large for generations to come.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

Mr Beast eats string cheese side to side like an ear of corn.

Bonerland Hitman
Jun 29, 2003


INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE


Introduction

1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
What if string cheese were stringy but in the direction of the X axis instead of the current Y axis, so you get many strings that are at most around 1/2" in length instead of fewer strings that are ~5" in length? Is it still string cheese then?

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Bonerland Hitman posted:

What if string cheese were stringy but in the direction of the X axis instead of the current Y axis, so you get many strings that are at most around 1/2" in length instead of fewer strings that are ~5" in length? Is it still string cheese then?

You're getting into cheese vectors, dangerous territory

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Bonerland Hitman posted:

What if string cheese were stringy but in the direction of the X axis instead of the current Y axis, so you get many strings that are at most around 1/2" in length instead of fewer strings that are ~5" in length? Is it still string cheese then?

Coin cheese

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
What do you mean just take bites out of it? Isn't that how you eat it?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Biting into a full string cheese instead of pulling the fibers apart is similar to biting into a brick of Kit Kat before pulling the bars apart. You just don’t do it that way! :nono:

But to answer your question, it’s still string cheese, OP. Much like a Kit Kat is still a Kit Kat.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
It's still string cheese. You're just eating it like a barbarian.

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Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


it's string(able) cheese. it could still become strings, if you chose to do so. you just didn't.

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