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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


There's many ways to stack your lunch meat on your sandwich. But what is the best way?

Do you just lay the slices on the bread as they are. Or do you fold or roll them up a couple times to get some extra layers of slimy cold meat in there?

Or roll up your meat around a slice of cheese and do that a few times so you get layers of meat and cheese in every bite?

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OsteoMcB
Mar 19, 2023

Piss all over the bread for taste

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with



Grimey Drawer
Bread
Degen amounts of mayo
Pepper Jack Cheese
3 Slices of Turkey
modest amount of actually good mustard
Bread

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i only fold if necessary to fit

lipid
Feb 21, 2001
I’m Chiquita banana from South of the equator
You never put the pepper jack on top of the tomater

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Chop up the lunch meat real fine. Fold up your wonderbread into a straw then snort the meat dust

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Bread
Mayo
Turkey
Pepper Jack
Roast Beef
Kimchi
Mayo
Bread

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006

I LOVE STICKS!!
the meat cant go over the edge of the bread, but you must have enough meat to make it a challenge, other than that no holds barred

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Cut your meats in equal narrow strips so you can stack them vertically.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

My Spirit Otter posted:

the meat cant go over the edge of the bread, but you must have enough meat to make it a challenge, other than that no holds barred

Use a cylindrical stainless steel punch to ensure that nothing gets outside the edge of the bread, then throw the excess away.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006

I LOVE STICKS!!

Toxic Mental posted:

Use a cylindrical stainless steel punch to ensure that nothing gets outside the edge of the bread, then throw the excess away.

you fool! it would need to be bread shaped!

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
bread
mayo with an extra layer of creamed horseraddish
montreal smoked meat
melted cheddar
caramelized onions
dijon mustard
mayo
bread

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
One inch thick slice of congealed deli "ham".

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I cut it into triangles then dip it in skim milk for that hydration boost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

One of the best ways to stack things is to put one thing on top of the other, this way you get a stack of those things

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


I fold them slightly under half so the next slice can rest on the slice of the first, repeat until meated up.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
a smear of two-part epoxy between each slice

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


im vegetarian, op

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

Degen amounts of mayo

*in Yosemite Sam

THHHAATS MBOY

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Thesaurus posted:

im vegetarian, op

That's really gross actually. That's disgusting

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Take a roughly bread-sized porkchop, place it on bread, put mayonnaise on the top slice, maybe add some black pepper, and go to town.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

not sure op. how would you describe the meat orientation of an egg salad sando

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014


Most of it doesn't matter but there are a couple bits that are important.

You gotta have something with oil in it in there, mayo or olive oil or something, to facilitate flavour transfer between sandwich layers.

And you gotta season it. A little salt, pepper, dill, sage, thyme, oregano, whatever you want, but put some loving spices on there. Every other kind of cooking gets seasoning, and sandwiches should too. Delis do this, it's why their stuff tastes better.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

scrunch it up into a ball

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


poo poo on a Shingle.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Lower jaw, meat, upper jaw.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Piled high.

Tower of Babelogna

Zazamoot
Apr 2, 2005
Stack that poo poo right in the trash can

#meatew

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


deli meat is always kind of gross. It's weird because like deli sandwich shops make delicious sandwiches; maybe it's just because I don't have to actually make those myself

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Zazamoot posted:

Stack that poo poo right in the trash can

#meatew

Sorry about your broken taste buds

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I put my meat in a hot dog bun.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006

I LOVE STICKS!!

Zazamoot posted:

Stack that poo poo right in the trash can

#meatew

me a tew?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Buce posted:

not sure op. how would you describe the meat orientation of an egg salad sando

I wouldn't consider it a valid sandwich.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:



These gen alpha names are getting ridiculous. It's spelled Matthew.

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